The perfect CD for your masochistic self

Oshikari
妄想ボイスCD第二弾「おしかりCD」
Mousou Voice CD Vol.2 “Oshikari CD”

Do you love tsundere girls? Especially when they go tsuntsun? Well, here’s the perfect CD for you then!

This is the second instalment of Ciffon‘s 妄想 (mousou) series. Basically each CD has a specific theme and 12 seiyuu (mostly newbies) each read out a 101-line script based on that theme. The theme for this CD is “Oshikari” or “scolding”. Yeah, you read that right. This CD contains 1200+ lines of girls scolding you. :P

Oshikari

The best part of the CD is that it has Shizuka Itou (Tamaki Kousaka from ToHeart2) voicing the first track. That was all it took to convince me to buy this CD from Neowing with my remaining membership points. Here’s Shizuka-sama’s track:

[audio:shizuka.mp3]

Below are all 101 lines with my translation. All twelve tracks use the same 101 lines.

  1. さあ、はじめるよ。私の気持ち、しっかり受け止めてね
    » Alright, let’s begin. Please accept my feelings, okay?
  2. ばか、ばか、ばか
    » Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
  3. 分かんないわよ!
    » How should I know that?
  4. いいかげんにしてください、もう知りません
    » That’s enough. I don’t know you anymore.
  5. もう知らない、せっかく信用してたのに
    » I give up! And to think that I trusted you!
  6. 絶対許さない、一生忘れないんだから
    » I’ll never forgive you! I won’t ever forget this!
  7. あー、もうやだ
    » I’m sick of this.
  8. いいかげんにしてよ!
    » Stop that nonsense!
  9. あんたばかじゃないの!?
    » Are you stupid!?
  10. わたしガキは嫌いなの
    » I hate brats.
  11. 変なの、信じられない
    » What a weirdo, unbelievable.
  12. 気持ち悪い・・・
    » Disgusting…
  13. いや~
    » Yuck~
  14. 一生地べたに這いつくばっていなさいよ
    » Keep crawling on the ground for the rest of your life.
  15. こんな人だとは思わなかった
    » I never knew you were such a person.
  16. もーやだ、死んじゃえー
    » I’m sick of you, just die.
  17. なんてことしてくれるのよ、もうありえない
    » Look at what you’ve done! I can’t believe this.
  18. もうキライ
    » I hate you!
  19. ばっかやろー
    » You idiot!
  20. ちょっと頭おかしいんじゃないの
    » Is there something wrong with your head?
  21. 口で言っても分からないなら体で覚えてもらいましょうか
    » If you can’t comprehend my words, how about I tell it to your body?
  22. 叩くよ、ぼっこぼこにするよ
    » Don’t make me hit you, I’ll make sure it hurts.
  23. こらっ。いつまで寝てんの。早く起きないと踏みつけちゃうぞ!
    » Hey! How long do you plan to keep sleeping? I’m going to kick you if you don’t wake up now!
  24. アホーーー
    » Moron.
  25. こら、だめでしょ
    » Hey, don’t do that.
  26. バカにつける薬はないわね
    » There’s no remedy for stupidity.
  27. だから言ってんでしょ、もうついてこないで
    » I warned you before, don’t come close to me!
  28. 顔もみたくない、二度と声かけないで
    » I don’t want to see your face. Don’t talk to me ever again.
  29. わたしと話すなんて100年早いのよ
    » You are 100 years too early to speak to me.
  30. もー、怒っちゃうよ
    » Jeez, I’m getting angry now.
  31. 好きと嫌いは紙一重、私の言葉をしっかりと受け止めてね
    » Love and hate are two sides of the same paper. Please remember my words, okay?
  32. おやじくさーい
    » You are so square!
  33. いいかげんにして、あやまりなさい
    » That’s enough, apologize now!
  34. なんでそんなに卑屈なの
    » Why are you such a wimp?
  35. ずっと信じた私がバカだったのね
    » I was a fool for believing in you all this time.
  36. 何度でも言うからね、やっちゃだめ
    » I’ll say it as many times as it takes. Don’t do that!
  37. いいえ、違います。注意してるの、私は
    » No, I am merely giving you a warning.
  38. 無礼者!なにをしておろう!
    » What insolence! How dare you do that!
  39. うつけもの!私をだれと心得ておる!
    » Fool! Who do you take me for?
  40. わたしばっかり頼らないで、自分でするの
    » Stop depending on me and do it yourself.
  41. 悪い子にはおしおきしちゃうわよ
    » Naughty boys require punishments.
  42. 世間様に申し訳ないと思わないの?
    » Don’t you feel remorse for letting down humanity?
  43. 大好きだったのに・・・
    » And to think that I loved you…
  44. 大っきらい
    » I really hate you!
  45. パン、パン、パーン
    » *punch* *punch* *punch*
  46. どっちがいいのよ、はっきりしなさいよ
    » Which do you prefer? Hurry up and pick.
  47. ふんっ。もう口聞いてあげないんだから
    » Pfft. I’m not going to listen to your anymore.
  48. オタクっぽい
    » You look otaku.
  49. そんな目でわたしを見ないで
    » Don’t look at me like that.
  50. 今度やったら許さないよ
    » I won’t forgive you if you do it again.
  51. どうしょうもないわね、あなたは
    » You are really hopeless.
  52. そんなにデブデブ太って、知らないわよ
    » You just keep putting on weight. I don’t care anymore.
  53. 別にあんたのために心配してるんじゃないんだからねっ
    » I am not worrying for you sake, got it?
  54. もう取り返しのつかないことになってしまったね
    » This has reached the point of no return.
  55. うるさい、だまれ
    » Quiet, shut up!
  56. 二度と関わらないでください
    » Please don’t come near me ever again.
  57. いい加減にしてください、お断りします
    » That’s enough, I am not interested.
  58. まるでなってないわ、もう何をしてもだめなものはだめ
    » Why don’t you get it? It won’t work no matter how much you try.
  59. 呆れてなにもいえない
    » I am too appalled to respond to that.
  60. だーめっ、そんなことしちゃだめ
    » No! You can’t do that!
  61. 近寄らないで、汚らわしい
    » Don’t come close to me, you’re filthy.
  62. 君のせいで大変なことになったわ、責任とってよね
    » You are the cause of all this. It’s your responsibility.
  63. お前、いいかんげんにしろよ
    » You, enough with the nonsense.
  64. いつまでも一緒に居られると思ったら大間違いよ
    » If you think I’ll always be with you, you are mistaken.
  65. 大丈夫って言ってくれたのに、この腰抜け~
    » You said you could handle it! Coward.
  66. いいって言うまでこっち向くな
    » Don’t turn around until I say it’s okay.
  67. 何回言ったら分かるの?猿だってできるわよ、これくらい
    » How many times do I have to show you? Even a monkey could’ve done it by now.
  68. 何日徹夜すれば気が済むの?身体こわしちゃうよ
    » How many days are you planning to work overnight? Your body is going to collapse.
  69. 疲れたの?だめ、まだまだ許してあげない
    » Tired already? I won’t let you off yet.
  70. あんたなんか大嫌い、もう顔も見たくない
    » I hate you! Don’t let me see your face again!
  71. そんなこと言ってるからいつまでも子供って言われるのよ
    » It’s because you always say such things that people treat you like a kid.
  72. あなたが知り合いって思われたくない
    » I don’t want to be associated with you.
  73. このやろー、うちの畑荒らすなー
    » You bastard! Don’t destroy our fields!
  74. いつまでも私が笑って許すと思ったら大間違いよ
    » You are mistaken if you think I’ll always forgive you with a smile.
  75. あの人の仇ーーー
    » This is revenge for that person!
  76. 必殺、お叱りパンチ、えい、えい、えいーーー
    » Special move, Oshikari Punch! Take this!
  77. キック、パンチ、チョップ!これでもか
    » Kick! Punch! Chop! Still want more?
  78. ヘラヘラするのやめて
    » Stop being so frivolous.
  79. イヤ、ぜったいイヤ
    » No! Not in a million years!
  80. あー、疲れた、もうだめ
    » I’m tired of this. I give up.
  81. あなたといると退屈しないわ、色んな意味で
    » I don’t get bored when I’m with you. Not in a good way.
  82. 正直にいいなさい、叱られるのが嬉しいんでしょ
    » Just say it, you love being scolded don’t you?
  83. お叱りモード全開!
    » It’s scolding time!
  84. 言うこと聞いてくれないと嫌いになっちゃうよ
    » If you don’t listen to what I tell you, I won’t like you any more.
  85. これくらいじゃ私を喜ばすなんて無理よ
    » This is far from being enough to make me happy.
  86. い~い?もう一度言うからよく聞くのよ
    » Ready? I’ll only say it one more time.
  87. いつか天誅をくらうわよ、この悪党
    » Someday you will incur divine wrath, you scoundrel!
  88. こんなことも出来ないの?私がいないと何もできないのね
    » You can’t even do this yourself? You are really helpless without me.
  89. 悪いのはお前だーー
    » You are the one at fault!
  90. この気持ちが分からないの?
    » Don’t you understand my feelings?
  91. 言いつけてやる、絶対言いつけてやるんだから
    » I’ll tell on you! I’ll tell on you no matter what!
  92. このままだったら一生恋人はできないわよ
    » At this rate you’ll never find a girlfriend for the rest of your life.
  93. こんなこと信じちゃってばかじゃないのー
    » You believe in such things? Are you an idiot?
  94. 結局戻ってきたのね、でも許さない
    » So, you came back after all. But I’m not going to forgive you.
  95. これでもか、これでもか、これでもか
    » You want more? You want more? You want more?
  96. 泣いたって何もでないわよ。わたしだって泣きたいわよ
    » I can’t do anything even if you cry. It’s not like I don’t feel like crying.
  97. 投げ出しちゃだめ
    » Don’t throw it out!
  98. べ、べつに好きなわけじゃないんだからね
    » I-It’s not like I like you or anything.
  99. わたしはあなたのことを思っていってるのよ
    » I say this because I care for you.
  100. 最後までよく耐えたわね、こんな私のこと嫌いになった?
    » Looks like you managed to hold on till the end. Do you hate me now?
  101. しょうがないわねえ、今回だけよ、許してあげるの、じゃあね
    » You really are hopeless. I’ll forgive you, but just this time got it?

Tama-nee never fails to bring out my inner M. <3

The first Mousou CD was Oniichan and, as you can probably imagine, features all the trademark little sister lines. Perfect gift for your siscon/lolicon friends.

You can order Oshikari CD and Oniichan CD from Amazon Japan.

OSHIKARI PUNCH!

This entry was posted in Otaku and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

80 Responses to The perfect CD for your masochistic self

  1. wirbelwind says:

    Woah DM u actually bought this?
    This disc can be quite useful if you want to impress someone with your Jap scolding abilities…
    Cant imagine myself buying this though.

  2. Zer0 says:

    *jumps out of 12th storey flat in shame*

  3. Ben says:

    Hmm I like it…
    WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???
    I wouldn’t pay money for it though. :/

  4. tj han says:

    She actually sounds damn powerful lol.

  5. Adun says:

    Tama-nee~~~~

    I’d actually get the Onii-chan one.

  6. Hung says:

    I don’t know that many Japanese insults, but these lines all sounded really familiar to me. I guess I watch too much tsundere anime.

    Does #73 seem like it doesn’t belong with any of the others to anyone else?

  7. Qubicfactor says:

    LOL somehow the evil me is imagining the maids at Cosafe saying all those to their customers… Maybe they should have a Tsuntsun night…

  8. Pingback: Tsundere - Anivision Forum

  9. DarkMirage says:

    wirbelwind: I had over 1000 points left in my CDJapan account so I paid nearly nothing.

    Zer0: Heh, I live on the 12th floor too.

    Hung: Yeah, it sounds like jidaigeki. Might be some kind of reference.

    Qubicfactor: Only if they do it in Japanese. :3

  10. Gamblor says:

    Listening to this reminded me of the great Asuka, my fave eva pilot.

  11. Kurogane says:

    Banged my head on the wall when I was hearing this… literally…

  12. Pingback: The perfect CD for your masochistic self « Anime news

  13. hellionz says:

    It kinda remind me of naru from love hina when i heard tama-nee shouting those lines.

  14. The_way says:

    For reasons unknown I want this…

  15. bj0rN says:

    LoL! I got this feeling I wanna get all of them. Yes. including the siscon one. LoL! I like the こらっ。いつまで寝てんの。早く起きないと踏みつけちゃうぞ! Good alarm! LoL!

  16. Lss says:

    humm 73 reminded me of samurai 7. guess you are right they do sound familier. maybe we can play identify the anime? 24 would prob be every single shounen i guess lol.

  17. Deathy says:

    I felt in love…I guess I’ll consider buying this next time. Tama-nee can punish me any time.

  18. alafista says:

    wow it seems pretty interesting … you bought it off the internet?

  19. Toua says:

    Heh, sounds similar to 3rd track of sweeprecord’s TECHNORIDER TAMMY.

  20. Tiny Red Man says:

    Answer to 83: はい。もっと。もっと。もっと。Answer to 48: ビンゴ。Answer to 101: ほんと?

  21. Tsubaki says:

    TORRENT PLZ. I WANT THEM AS MY SMS TONES.

  22. Qubicfactor says:

    @ tsubaki: there isnt a need for one… I dug it out of my temp files…

    Will be looping this on my mp3 player in camp till i go mad. Some new vocabulary to screw those f*cking malingerers with… just too bad my poor 3120 cant use them as tones…

  23. Model_X says:

    ばか、ばか、ばか
    » Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!

    That’s a real classic over there. :)

  24. DrmChsr0 says:

    LAWL

    This goes from tsun-tsun to dere-dere in under 4 minutes :V

    I was roffling all the way.

  25. Ronin says:

    LMAO A perfect classic right there. :D

  26. sinistral says:

    Ahahaha~ some lines make me goes goosebumps, otherwise they are all very good tsun-tsun lines.

  27. el Igore says:

    Hmm… I would buy the oniichan-cd…
    _>
    Yes. Yes I would.

  28. Marwin says:

    I need this. Really. Please please torrent or tell me how to get this without actually paying money for a cd full of angry girls’s scolding……

  29. DarkMirage says:

    I’ve yet to see a torrent of it. You probably need to try Japanese P2P networks.

  30. This is awesome. I wish I could import stuff …. orz

    Oh well if I could I’d probably get the oniichan themed one and die from a kawaii/moe like death. Thanks for sharing xD

  31. Pingback: “Oshikari” & “Oniichan” CD’s « Unyaaa…. or just a bunch of ramblings

  32. Kresnik says:

    Another senseless thing again, I suppose.. But somehow interesting.. XD

  33. Mac says:

    Some one tell me why I want this CD. By all my logical reasoning, I cannot understand why I desire to own it.

  34. Haesslich says:

    I guess this is for the otaku who go in for dominatrixes but are too scared to approach them.

  35. omo says:

    this is actually a great track. it’d be worth it if the rest of the CD was this quality.

    It’s like getting a dose of Shoko and Alice all together!

  36. Crest says:

    Fans of tsuntsun types will like this.. how weird. or you just have a masochistic streak in you.

  37. CalAggie says:

    I might have to get my hands on this because I found myself chuckling at some of the cliche ones. Can definitely see this useful for aspiring visual novel creators when making demo videos or something.

  38. Pingback: Migration finally complete! « Part-Time Otaku

  39. elohir says:

    Too much tsuntsun!!!

    *hair catches fire*

  40. luminodrake says:

    What everyone already kinda said up there.

    This is one of the weirdest things I’ve heard before, yet I have this certain liking to it for some reason…

    My mind’s still kinda going like, “wha?”

  41. exalt dragon says:

    I like 55 and 100..they are just neat ^_^
    BTW, Thanks for the track. **saves**

  42. Marwin says:

    @DarkMirage
    Can’t you make a torrent of it?

  43. anon says:

    Don’t all the girls say the same lines anyway? There isn’t any particular seiyuu on there I’m bothered about… just download http://2pwn.tk/websites/www.darkmirage.com/blog/audio/shizuka.mp3 , no need for torrent =)

    Now I go to crop it and use it for lots of ringtones…

  44. Kyon says:

    Ultimate coolness!I must go grab myself 1

  45. Azu says:

    Hmm… Apart from Shizuka Itou I don’t know the other seiyuu. Errr I think I see that’s Jum’s sister’s seiyuu in Rozen Maiden if I’m not mistaken also there, but the rest don’t ring a bell.

    Of course, people will still buy it in droves because of Shizuka Itou…

  46. Karko says:

    im tempted to buy it just to say “hey guys look what i bought! ^_^” xD

    but i lack the finances to do that so maybe later if its still around :P

  47. Haesslich says:

    I can actually see the appeal in this, in a masochistic way. It’s very tsundere.

  48. stormelemental13 says:

    I second the motion for a torrent. Also, I motion that a torrent be made for the “Oniichan” CD as well. Who’s with me!!!

  49. hitokiri_k says:

    It would be even more awesome if we had a track by Yukino Satsuki. But Itou Shizuka is just as good.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *