Still remember that live action Haruhi porn video? Well, it’s out. It ain’t pretty, but it sure is hilarious. It even has all the important memorable lines from the original!
涼宮ãƒãƒ’ルã®æ†‚鬱 (suzumiya hahiru no yuuutsu)
香å‚ç™¾åˆ (Yuri Kousaka) as Hahiru.
Click on for more screenshots. Mostly safe for work, I think.
Meet Kyon. WTF?
OMG!
“There’s something stucked on your face.”
CLOSE
UP
tsun tsun tsun tsun tsun
Yes, this is really (supposed to be) Kyon
And that guy is in high school? How many times did he get retained?
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Pssst. That’s Ryouko!
“Here’s the plan: you hold her down while I…”
“watashi wa omoun dakedo…“
Dear Japan: some things only work in anime…
“I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.”
Yuki lawl
lawl
lawl
For some reason, there isn’t any sex with “Ryouko”.
Maybe because she’s fugly
“Here’s some porn. Go fap and stop disturbing me.”
That’s Mikuru… I mean “Miruku”.
Miruku Asahina. Got milk?
Totally not loli enough
“Mi-Mi-Miruku Beam!”
“Wow. Haruhi porn! Let me click on that torrent.”
“So smoooooth.”
As you can probably imagine, this is where Mikuru Miruku gets raped
Pantsu! Pantsu! Pantsu!
Ryouko is…
…a nutcase
Awesome setting, note the fluorescent light tubes
“No one messes around with my sex toy!”
Awesome effects
Hollywood-level A++++ SUPER ZOMFG
＿|￣|O
How the FUCK is this Mikuru Miruku!?
Oh wait, she has proof
…Itsuki. Really
…Sealed Dimension. Really
……
“MOE!!!“
“MOE NANDAYO! PONI- TE-RU GA!!!“
Bad acting, awful casting, crappy budget. But it was funny, sometimes intentionally too. Just enough to make me wonder what an official live action adaptation of Haruhi would be like.
P.S. You can torrent Hahiru from #moe if you dare…
I’m going to download this for the heck of it lawl.
looks damm freaking shitty
Ha this looks so bad, its good!
Might be crap…but i download it for the laughs anyway :)
I LOLED…hard! Now I need to download this.
its so sick. Haruhi/hahiru porn??!!
when ryouko takes the knife, she should learn higurashi no naku koro ni: Stab herself in the head!!
anw..i would like the live action of Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu, but definitely not Suzumiya Hahiru no Yuutsu. Totally disgusting… *someone kill me~~
therefore: look forward to Ouran high school the live action and Haruhi Suzumiya TOO…~~
OTL
tsk tsk. but thanks for the torrent link… :-)
I downloaded it. Yuki looks hot.
My hard disk exploded the moment I opened the file. XD
I´m downloading!
Makes me think of that porn-Fate-Stay Night.
Still, it´s going to be interesting! ^_^
Yuki looks like t3h best of all. But considering it’s a pr0n flick, nothing to be happy about. But the screencaps look totally fucked up.
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Hahiruism!!
I’m freaking laughing as I click ‘download’
me too LOL i’m downloading it too WTF
OMG! The screenshots are hilarious, and I’m not referring to ‘funny’ as in a comedic sense. Especially the ‘special’ effects, they look as if they were done by a 5yr old messing around with photoshop.
Japan sure does some interesting ‘live action’ with its popular anime series.
I can actually see the Itsuki resemblence… but Kyon? WTF? o_O;
They all seem to have really goofy teeth…
Itsuki is hawt.
Just like in US porn, the actors are butt FUGLY!!
Lawl indeed. I liked Miruku’s sharpie birthmark.
I’m downloading this just to experience the badness for myself but I don’t know if I’ll be able to sit through the whole 140 min without groaning at the production quality.
Meh, WMV?
I was planning to put this on my PSP and watch on the train! Lol.
You call these AV “screencaps” ;P
Your comments made this post. XD
This is grade A quality pr0n right heres.
I still want to know:
WTF! DM! You’re only 16?!
ummm DM aren’t u a haruhist???? WHy are u watching something as evil as this???
admit it the internet is evil and pollutes minds. lol.
Meh.
…
You sick bastard. I’m going to link this to a Haruhi-worshipping friend of mine, just to see her response. :D
I try to avoid live-action Japanese tv as it is so badly written, acted, directed, and produced. Oh, and LOL bad SFX too.
I…don’t know. On one hand, it is a testament to the power and glory of our God-Empress that a porn flick was made of Her. On the other hand, it’s made so badly that I don’t even feel like downloading it.
Man, this is not good….
This just got short listed into my “to download once the quota resets” list xD
WHA OMG WTF BBQ ROFLMAOL!!!11ONE
…
Impressive. And everybody looks fugly.
Yuki lawl.
lawl.
lawl.
Itsuki. Really.
Sealed Dimension. Really.
Hollywood-level A++++ SUPER ZOMFG
I’m gonna do weird stuff with all these new phrases I’ve picked up.
And why is it a lot of people who come by here are Singaporean? Some weird coincidence, or did Haruhi will it so?
MY BIRTHMARK IS PASTEDE ON YEY
Wait, no.
MY BIRTHMARK IS BALLPOINT PENNED ON YEY
AK: Singaporeans are over-represented in the online anime community.
I was just about to download it when I saw that it’s over 1GB. WTF?! Why so big?
Neh, I am still underage anyways (who cares?). I have to thank you for those screenshots that you had taken. It’s fulfilling. ^_________^
Last but not least, I like how Ryouko looks evil grinning holding the knife, lol.
LOL WHAT THE HELL ITS SO FUNNY LOL
Funnee
gotta torrent it just for the laughs ….
You can now be part of SOS-dan:
http://www.haruhi.tv/entry.html
@ZerO: what is that ??
omg its unsub lol
Zer0, that link has been active a long time ago. It’s just that people didn’t notice it until the first newsletter came 2 days ago.
Shit, am I the only one that mistake those light tubes for light sabers from the screencaps?
Then I thought “ooh, Yuki vs Ryoko Jedi-style, awesome…”
Then I downloaded this…
then I watched it….
@Hotaku : hows it ??
“Darkmirage: Singaporeans are over-represented in the online anime community.”
Desho? I never knew that. Goes to show us Jing-kang-kong-reans really love anime more than any other people on Earth. Or something.
i saw the video. its dead funny and nagat give good blowjobs
i was wondering why the file size was so big. I didnt think I would be watching 2hrs. worth of porn. It was ok I guess, kinda funny. Since I don’t watch much porn, I expected better looking actors. Haruhi and Yuki were ok while everyone else was meh. Anyone see the marimite or FSN ones since previews of them were shown.
crappy AV with godlike commentary = total winnage XD
thanks for the review (esp the comments… :D )
can anyone reseed the torrent?
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http://www.gakuensai.jp/actress/rika/index.html
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