Wow. When I was in high school this guy I knew had to write a 2000 word essay on the history of war. He turned it 2 Xeroxed photos from his history book with a note saying, “Because a picture is worth a thousand words, I included two.” Failed the assignment, but the teacher was impressed.
FAKE!!! FAKKE!!! As is the response from typical picture sites. But this is damn cool, I’ll try something in school. Under someone else’s name of course.
But seriously, how cool would it be to come up with any essay imagined? Would have saved me several all-nighters of grief if I could just easily come up with one. And maybe give the damn professor an unlimited death by paper cuts.
[...] When I first read about it on DarkMirage’s site, I was laughing so hard, I fell of my chair and broke the internet. And his entry has been stickied on /a/ and spawn a couple of spoofs. Totally amazing. [...]
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Fict
August 5th, 2006 at 4:43 am
NEVAR FORGET!
I saw the post he made the night before about (not) writing the essay. The responses were pretty helpful – for 4chan of course. Of course, this event spawned many spoof images, including the birth of the memes “See you in fall semester, Mike” and “Did you mean ‘bane’?” (in caps, lol).
Man I salute that guy’s stupidity bravery to ever submit an essay like that. Props to him!
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Sherman, the Ramni
August 6th, 2006 at 1:19 pm
A D+ score? wtf? Tell Mike to call his teacher to the backyard and once there, to summon Unlimited Essay Works and send him to hell.
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Sherman, the Ramni
August 6th, 2006 at 1:19 pm
Don’t EVER look down on Unlimited * Works.
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velocity7
August 10th, 2006 at 6:23 am
Who said this was real to begin with? Could have been faked for all you know. ;)
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dd
September 15th, 2006 at 1:41 am
If u think it’s fake, then expect to be surprised every now and then by 4chan.org
Absolutely genious. This couldn’t have been faked.
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LoserEXE
January 9th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Boy abit late for this one… But HAHAHAHA… To bad I’m too “Good” boy in class to do that for my compos… Nearly laughed my head off…
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Someone
August 26th, 2007 at 10:13 am
Here’s my cheap imitation:
I am the pen of my essay. Paper is my body, and the ink is my blood. I have created over a thousand essays.
Unaware of points. Nor aware of the grading system. Withstood long days to create many MLA type essays.
Waiting for one’s arrival.I have no regrets, this is the only path.
My whole life was “Unlimited Essay Works”.
[...] Ramblings of DarkMirage » Unlimited Essay WorksOne otaku’s journey of moé enlightenment infused with the latest in anime with a good dosage of bishoujo and a sprinkle of ero [...]
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Plaid_Knight
February 12th, 2008 at 11:49 am
I loved the reworking of the fate logo to have it say
Fall
Semester Mike
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August 4th, 2006 at 12:05 am
Wow. When I was in high school this guy I knew had to write a 2000 word essay on the history of war. He turned it 2 Xeroxed photos from his history book with a note saying, “Because a picture is worth a thousand words, I included two.” Failed the assignment, but the teacher was impressed.
August 4th, 2006 at 12:12 am
LOL! A++ work I tell you.
August 4th, 2006 at 12:32 am
Omg~ Definately a A++!
August 4th, 2006 at 12:46 am
That’s balls right there folks! Frickin’ awesome!
August 4th, 2006 at 1:34 am
FAKE!!! FAKKE!!! As is the response from typical picture sites. But this is damn cool, I’ll try something in school. Under someone else’s name of course.
August 4th, 2006 at 2:52 am
Hell. He got stickied in /a/.
Legendary stickied thread 4TW!
August 4th, 2006 at 5:49 am
you make my friday DM :D
August 4th, 2006 at 10:48 am
Hmm…. I guess this wasn’t for Engrish 101, eh?
But seriously, how cool would it be to come up with any essay imagined? Would have saved me several all-nighters of grief if I could just easily come up with one. And maybe give the damn professor an unlimited death by paper cuts.
August 4th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
omg, i laughed for a minute when i read this.. awesome stuff
A+++!!!
August 4th, 2006 at 8:29 pm
definitely deserved a prize for special talents!
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[...] When I first read about it on DarkMirage’s site, I was laughing so hard, I fell of my chair and broke the internet. And his entry has been stickied on /a/ and spawn a couple of spoofs. Totally amazing. [...]
August 5th, 2006 at 4:43 am
NEVAR FORGET!
I saw the post he made the night before about (not) writing the essay. The responses were pretty helpful – for 4chan of course. Of course, this event spawned many spoof images, including the birth of the memes “See you in fall semester, Mike” and “Did you mean ‘bane’?” (in caps, lol).
August 5th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
To quote the words of Nekketsu, “Awesomeness!”
Man I salute that guy’s stupidity bravery to ever submit an essay like that. Props to him!
August 6th, 2006 at 1:19 pm
A D+ score? wtf? Tell Mike to call his teacher to the backyard and once there, to summon Unlimited Essay Works and send him to hell.
August 6th, 2006 at 1:19 pm
Don’t EVER look down on Unlimited * Works.
August 10th, 2006 at 6:23 am
Who said this was real to begin with? Could have been faked for all you know. ;)
September 15th, 2006 at 1:41 am
If u think it’s fake, then expect to be surprised every now and then by 4chan.org
Absolutely genious. This couldn’t have been faked.
January 9th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Boy abit late for this one… But HAHAHAHA… To bad I’m too “Good” boy in class to do that for my compos… Nearly laughed my head off…
August 26th, 2007 at 10:13 am
Here’s my cheap imitation:
I am the pen of my essay. Paper is my body, and the ink is my blood. I have created over a thousand essays.
Unaware of points. Nor aware of the grading system. Withstood long days to create many MLA type essays.
Waiting for one’s arrival.I have no regrets, this is the only path.
My whole life was “Unlimited Essay Works”.
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February 12th, 2008 at 11:49 am
I loved the reworking of the fate logo to have it say
Fall
Semester Mike