{"id":634,"date":"2006-12-06T21:47:15","date_gmt":"2006-12-06T13:47:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/2006\/12\/06\/screencaps-from-suzumiya-hahiru\/"},"modified":"2007-11-22T17:48:04","modified_gmt":"2007-11-22T09:48:04","slug":"screencaps-from-suzumiya-hahiru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/2006\/12\/06\/screencaps-from-suzumiya-hahiru\/","title":{"rendered":"Screencaps from Suzumiya “Hahiru” (SFW)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Still remember that live action Haruhi porn<\/a> video? Well, it’s out. It ain’t pretty, but it sure is hilarious. It even has all the important memorable lines from the original!<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya<\/p>\n

\u00e6\u00b6\u00bc\u00e5\u00ae\u00ae\u00e3\u0192\u008f\u00e3\u0192\u2019\u00e3\u0192\u00ab\u00e3\u0081\u00ae\u00e6\u2020\u201a\u00e9\u00ac\u00b1<\/a> (suzumiya hahiru no yuuutsu<\/em>)
\n\u00e9\u00a6\u2122\u00e5\u009d\u201a\u00e7\u2122\u00be\u00e5\u0090\u02c6 (Yuri Kousaka) as Hahiru.
\nClick on for more screenshots. Mostly safe for work, I think.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nMeet Kyon. WTF?<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nOMG!<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\n“There’s something stucked on your face.”<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nCLOSE<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nUP<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\ntsun tsun tsun tsun tsun<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nYes, this is really (supposed to be) Kyon<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nAnd that guy is in high school? How many times did he get retained?<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nMonday<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nTuesday<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nWednesday<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nThursday<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nFriday<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nSaturday<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nPssst. That’s Ryouko!<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\n“Here’s the plan: you hold her down while I…”<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\n“watashi wa omoun dakedo…<\/em>“<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nDear Japan: some things only work in anime…<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\n“I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.”<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nYuki lawl<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nlawl<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nlawl<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nFor some reason, there isn’t any sex with “Ryouko”.
\nMaybe because she’s fugly<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\n“Here’s some porn. Go fap and stop disturbing me.”<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nThat’s Mikuru… I mean “Miruku”.<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nMiruku Asahina. Got milk?<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nTotally not loli enough<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\n“Mi-Mi-Miruku Beam!”<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\n“Wow. Haruhi porn! Let me click on that torrent.”<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\n“So smoooooth.”<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nAs you can probably imagine, this is where Mikuru<\/span> Miruku gets raped<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nPantsu! Pantsu! Pantsu!<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nRyouko is…<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\n…a nutcase<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nAwesome setting, note the fluorescent light tubes<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\n“No one messes around with my sex toy!”<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nAwesome effects<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nHollywood-level A++++ SUPER ZOMFG<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\n\u00ef\u00bc\u00bf|\u00ef\u00bf\u00a3|O<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nHow the FUCK is this Mikuru<\/span> Miruku!?<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\nOh wait, she has proof<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\n…Itsuki. Really<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\n…Sealed Dimension. Really<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\n……<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\n“MOE!!!<\/em>“<\/p>\n

\"Suzumiya
\n“MOE NANDAYO! PONI- TE-RU GA!!!<\/em>“<\/p>\n

Bad acting, awful casting, crappy budget. But it was funny, sometimes intentionally too. Just enough to make me wonder what an official live action adaptation of Haruhi would be like.<\/p>\n

P.S. You can torrent Hahiru<\/a> from #moe if you dare…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Still remember that live action Haruhi porn video? Well, it’s out. It ain’t pretty, but it sure is hilarious. It even has all the important memorable lines from the original! \u00e6\u00b6\u00bc\u00e5\u00ae\u00ae\u00e3\u0192\u008f\u00e3\u0192\u2019\u00e3\u0192\u00ab\u00e3\u0081\u00ae\u00e6\u2020\u201a\u00e9\u00ac\u00b1 (suzumiya hahiru no yuuutsu) \u00e9\u00a6\u2122\u00e5\u009d\u201a\u00e7\u2122\u00be\u00e5\u0090\u02c6 (Yuri Kousaka) as Hahiru. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[28,7],"tags":[19,23,264,161,678],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/634"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=634"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/634\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.darkmirage.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}