From: Jonathan Gaters ***************************************************** Title: Shinji vs. Godzilla Author: Jonathan K. Gaters E-mail: KatarnX2B@NetZero.net HP: http://www.geocities.com/katarnx2b_8/ ***************************************************** ***************************************************** Public Service Message: Looking for a low fat treat, but don't want to give up meat? Try Hamster! Hamster: the original yellow meat. ***************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------ SCENE: The streets of Tokyo-3. A loud crashing can be hear, getting louder due to the dopler effect. Anouncer: (In that really cool deep voice they have for action movie trailers) Now! The battle you've been waiting for! Ikari Shinji versus Godzilla! The clash of titans! The bloodfest of the year! The fight of the millinium! See Ikari Shinji go one-on-one against the Lord of Lizards, Godzilla!! Shinji: (Standing in the middle of the street in his plug suit) Hey! Wait! Where's my Eva!?!? Godzilla: EEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! *STOMP* *CRUNCH* *SPLAT* ------------------------------------------------------------------------ You should've seen that one coming. ^_^