From: utini@banet.net

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Ok this is a spam fic, sorry about the un ascii text thing, I've fixed
it and I apologize for before.

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ok quick spammie. I don't own eva, Gainax does. This story written at 12:30 at 
night, I hope you enjoy. (quick warning, contains one or two dirty words, but 
nothing really bad)
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                      Problems
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"Hello, my name is Ikari Gendo and I have a problem."
"Hello Gendo", a crowd of seated people respond.
"I'm a complete asshole, and I need help."
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"Hello my name is Ikari Shinji, and I have a problem,"
"Hello Shinji." A similar crowd answers.
"I'm a wuss, and I need help."
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"Hello my name is Fuyuutski Kozou, and I have a problem,
"Hello Kozou." Another crowd look you get the idea.
"I'm a complete suck up and I need help."
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"Hello my name is Langley Soryhu Asuka, and I have a problem,"
"Hello Asuka."
"I'm a total bitch and I need help."
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"Hello my name is Ayanami Rei 23 and I have a problem,"
"Hello Rei." a crowd made up completely of Rei's, and one weyoun.
"I'm a clone and I need help."
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"Hello my name is Ibuki Maya and I have a problem,"
"Hello Maya. 
I'm a lesbian nymphomaniac and I need help."
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"Hello, my name is Ryoji Kaji, no wait it might be Kaji Ryoji, oh never mind, 
I have a problem."
"Hello Kaji."
"I am an oversexed womanizer and I need help."
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"Hello my name is Akagi Ritsuko and I have a problem,"
"Hello Ritsuko."
"I'm a fake blonde and I need help."
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"Hello my name is Huyuga Makoto and I have a problem,
"Hello Makoto." 
I'm an underdeveloped character on a hit TV show, and I "need help."
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"Hello my name Shigeru Aoba, and I have a problem,"
"Hello Aoba."
"Fanfic writers think I'm gay and I need help."
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"Hello my name is Lorenz Khil, and I have a problem,"
"Hello Khil."
"I'm still alive and I need help."
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The scene changes and we see Misato Katsuragi lying on the floor of her 
apartment watching TV, about 19 empty beer bottles lay at her side, one half 
empty (or half full depending on your mood) is in her hand. All of the readers 
and the author stare at her expectantly. Finally she speaks, "What? I can quit 
anytime I want!"
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Well I hoped you enjoyed, that well if you did or didn't you can contact me at 
utini@banet.net.
oh one more thing I don't own weyoun either, paramount or someone does. oh 
wait again another thing, sorry if I misspelled names it's late, I'm tired, 
and lazy so you'll just have to deal with it.


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