From: "JOYCE K WAKABAYASHI" <MOBIUSKLEIN@prodigy.net>
Subject: [Eva/Xover] Neon Genesis Southparkian


Yeah, it's stupid, but I like it.  My personal theory is that all stories
are actually part of one big enormous story.  I usually make straight
character studies/crossover romance dramas.

Scenes from Neon Genesis Southparkian

this is around episode 19.

    Cartman is sitting in EVA-02.  "I'll show Stan who's the fatboy. . .Come
on, you damn Angel."
    Stan watches from the sidelines.  "Jeez, Cartman got wasted." Stan says
as he watches Eva-02 getting totally dismembered by the angel.  "We're
doomed."
    Suddenly Eva-00 comes from nowhere and runs toward the Angel with an N2
bomb.  Hyuuga turns to Misato, saying, "Kenny said that since he's going to
die anyway, he might as well die a hero."
    Stan watches as Eva-00 blows up and mutant rats eat the Eva.  "Oh, my
God, it killed Kenny.  That bastard."
      He runs towards the Geofront.
    Later, as EVA-01 eats the Angel, Ritsuko remarks, "That's something I'd
expect Cartman to do, not Stan."

Scenes from Episode 20.

      "We've finally got the monitor to work."
    The pilot's chamber is shown on the screen.  There is only a sickly
yellow liquid with bits of vegetables.
    "What is this?" says Misato.
    "Stan's melted into Campbell Soup.  We need an expert."
    Chef is hustled through security.  He takes one look at Misato, Ritsuko
and Maya, then proceeds to sing, "I'm going to make love to you women, make
you lay down by the fire. . ."
    "Chef." says Akagi Ritsuko.  A little knot of tension appears on her
forehead while Maya Ibuki hides behind Ritsuko and Misato has an amused
smile.
    "The flames'll go higher and higher."
    "Chef!  Stan's life is at stake."
    "I'm sorry, but you're all such lovely women."

Episode 23

    "Oh, my God, Kenny is the dummy system."
    "Yes, all these are just containers for Kenny's soul.  Nothing more.
But I hate him because he keeps swearing at me for no reason."
    Ritsuko pushes the destroy button.
    Bits of Kenny float by in the Campbell's soup.  "Oh, my God, you killed
Kenny, you bastard."  screams Stan.
    Chef walks in.  "Hey, we can't use this for the school cafeteria
lunches."

Episode 24

    "Cartman's in a coma?  what happened?"
    "Well, it was either that last Angel attack or he ate waaaaay too much
cheesy poofs."

THE END