From: a1boogz@aol.com (A1BoogZ)
Subject: [Eva][FanFic] Imagine Normality (Revised) Chapter 1


Imagine Normality
	by: AL-I-Bus
		A1Boogz@aol.com

Eva and it characters are owned by Gainax.  Eva:R is an Orbit Production, and
End of Evangelion is owned by Gainax.  All characters are created by Hideo Anno
( stupid dickhead), except those characters from Eva:R which were created by
Orbit Productions

Look, this is part one, I'm redoing it...I don't know why.  I guess it'll make
it better, I know for one thing that it's a lot easier to describe things in
prose than script.  I'm gonna keep a lot of the shit from the orignial series
so.....

You may want to buy some face soap or whatever you use to keep it clean cuz
this is chock full of sweetness.  I mean super sugary, WAFFY!!!!!  I didn't
know I had it in me...I even gave myself a Warm and Fuzzy Feeling.

IMPORTANT NOTES:  SPOILER WARNING...I GUESS THERE ARE SPOILERS HERE......

Other notes: * * indicates thoughts,   < > indicates an action noise.  And
finally a string of ****** denotes a change in time/location.
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" Wake up asshole!" Shinji felt himself being dragged up from the depths of a
dream.  Well a nightmare more precisely, one where Nerv had gotten its ass
kicked by the UN, Asuka had been hurt badly, and everyone was going to die.  He
shuddered as he remembered the dream.  Then he had the air in his lungs forced
out by a powerful blow to the chest.

Groaning, he opened his eyes slightly and saw a red blur flash in and out of
focus.  Then he realized he was being shaken.

" I swear to God, third child, if you don't wake up, it's all over for you. 
I'll make your life sooooooooo miserable."
Asuka was angry, but she had a twinkle in her eye.  For some reason this seemed
to be fun today.  More fun than usual.  Not to mention the fact that she
enjoyed stradling Shinji, even though she'd never admit it to him.

Shinji's vision cleared up and all of his awareness returned just as Asuka
pushed up and then slammed down on him again.  This time Shinji had a normal
teenage male reaction to being ridden by a beautiful, well-developed, teenage
female.  Unfortuanetly for him, Asuka thought he had taken it a little to far
when she felt something pushing against her panties ( REMEMBER THEY WEAR SKIRTS
TO SCHOOL)

< SLAP!!!!SLAP!!!!!!> " BAKA!!HENTAI!!!! YOU PERVERTED ASSHOLE!!!!!!!"
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Five minutes later Shinji and Asuka can be seen sprinting down the street
heading towards Tokyo-3 Municipal Junior High School.  They were two blocks
away from the school when they halted to let traffic pass.  As he watches the
cars whiz by, Shinji can't help but glance over at his red-headed roommate.
* She's so pretty, I can't help myself.  Maybe I'll ask her today......*

He was snapped back into reality by a playful smack from Asuka.
" Hey what're ya lookin at third child?  Was it my flawless face? Or perhaps it
was my lovely body.  Maybe you were gazing into my beautiul azure eyes? 
Well.....?  Which was it you moron!?"

Shinji blushed profusely as he searched for a response.
" Umm..I was just......umm...i was just..umm..thinking!  About...ummm....the
synch tests."
* Phew she almost had me*

Asuka just nodded knowingly.  She turned away from Shinji and faced the traffic
again, speaking softly to him over her shoulder.
" Of course....nevermind, I guess....... when you assume <Sigh> you make an ass
out of you and me." < Sigh>

Shinji cocked an eyebrow, confused.
* What's going on?  One second she's being normal, teasing and tormenting me,
now she's being all soft and sensetive......maybe it's that time..*
" Hey Asuka, is it that time of the month already?"

She turned back to him, her face taking on a myriad of expressions.  First she
looked shocked, then surpriato danced happily.
" I've got the day off, hahahaha, No work for meeeee!!!"  Grabbing Pen-Pen's
fins she proceeded to do a quick jig around the apartment with the protesting
penguin, who was struggling to get away.

Finally she ceased her singing and dancing and noticed Pen-Pen laying on the
floor, holding his stomach.  Raising an eyebrow curiously she poked the penguin
in the head.
" What's wrong with you?  C'mon get up!"

The penguin just rolled around more on the floor.  Glancing around the kitchen
Misato noticed that a frozen fish was laying on the floor.
" I see, you're hungry!" Pen-Pen leapt up and nodded enthusiastically.  Misato
giggled and picked up the fish.
" I'll make it for you!" Pen-Pen shook ihs head in horror, waving his flippers
franticaly.

Misato noticed and stuck her tongue out at him,
" I ca do it...."
*How hard can it be to heat up a fish anyway?...................*

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" And you expect me to believe that you were unable to cross the street because
of traffic for TWENTY minutes?!"
The professor eyed Shinji and Asuka suspiciously.  Asuka, as usual, looked
confident, but the other one, Shinji, seemed very nervous, even more so than
usual.  Grinning slyly the professor continued onwards with his assualt.
" And I suppose that the reason your hair is full of twigs and leaves, Ms.
Sohryu, is because you were standing under a tree, hmmm?"

Asuka gulped audibly and nodded shakily, Shinji on the other heand, was blood
red and having trouble breathing.  Behind them the class had erupted into
laughter, even Hikari joining in.  Eventually things quieted down and Asuka and
Shinji were given bucket duty out in the hallway.

Of course, seeing as it's middle school, romours started to fly around about
the real reason that Asuka and Shinji were tardy.  By lunch things were a bit
out of hand.  The worst part of it all was that Shinji and Asuka couldn't even
defend themselves.  As further punishment for being late, they were given clean
up duty during lunch.

Hikari plopped down next to Toji and Kensuke.  Glancing at first one then the
other she asked,
" Okay, so what's the newest one?"

Kensuke grinned, swallowed a bite of his lunch, and replied:
" That Shinji got Misato pregnant and Asuka was furious with jealousy and she
sprinted out of the house.  Shinji followed her and finally caught up with her
in the woods.  After apologizing and convincing her that she was the apple of
his eye, they made sweet, sweet, passionate love under an apple tree."

He looked up, proud at being able to remember the whole tale and waited for
their reaction.  Hikari fell to the ground, being toppled over by a enormous
sweatdrop, while Toji's face was bright red from laughing.
" That's gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life!  Wow
what idiot thought that one up?"

Hikari gave him the glare and his mood suddenly sobered up.
" Uh..I mean, what a shame that these children have such active imaginations."

She shook her head at him in despair, finished her lunch, looked at her watch
and declared:
" Well enough of this nonsense, I'm gonna go find out from the source!"
Standing from the table she marched across the courtyard and turned into the
building.

Kensuke loked at Toji,
" Well she has you perfectly trained."
" What was that?"
Toji retorted, baring his teeth and waving a fist threateningly.
Kensuke stood up,
<Ahem>, " I said that she has you perfectly trained", then he sprinted off
after Hikari, hoping he could find safety in her presence.  Toji wasn't far
behind.

Our eye-glassed hero was speeding through the hallway, glancing back at Toji
every now and then to make sure he still had a good lead.  As it happened, one
of the times he glanced back was just before he made it to the door of the
classroom.  Since he wasn't watching where he wa going, he plowed into the back
of Hikari, who, until then, had been standing, slack-jawed at the door.

They would have been fine, except for the fact that Toji slipped on  puddle of
spilt milk and slid into the back of Hikari and Kensuke, hurtling them through
the door and onto the hard floor of the classroom, which startled Shinji and
Asuka, who jumped back from each other and continued the tasks they had been
assigned, but with a blush on their faces.
( One sentence and it wasn't run on, how amazing was that?)

Hikari's voice shot out of the pile of people, causing Shinji and Asuka to
cringe slightly:
" Ohmigod what were you two doing?  That's soooooo cute!!!!!!"
She leapt from the pile, somehow separating herself from Kensuke and Toji,
pointing a finger at first Asuka, then Shinji.
" They were kissing!  I saw it I saw it!  The rumours must be true, well at
least some of 'em!"

Toji and Kensuke muttered some incoherent nonsense, as they were still
struggling to get untangled.  Meanwhile Asuka jumped in front of Hikari and
clamped a hand across her mouth.  As she dragged Hikari from the room she made
eye contact with Shinji and shrugged.

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" And that's how it happened.  You knew I kinda liked him, why're you so
surprised?"
Asuka sat on the windowsill in the girl's bathroom, as Hikari paced the floor. 
She had just finished relating to her friend the adventures of the morning and
was now waiting for a reaction.

Hikari finally removed her chin from her hand, 
" I don't know it's just so....so....so weird!  Everyone knew you liked him,
but I didn't think that he'd ever grow the balls to ask you out, and I didn't
think you'd lower your pride enough to accept."  she received a dark glare for
that one, but Hikari knew how to handle the ill-tempered one.
" It's so kawaii!  Two of earth's defenders, fighting for each others love. <
Sigh> It's like something out of a movie, so romantic!  You're lucky."

" But what about Toji?  I thought he and you were....well....."
Asuka prodded, trying to even the score.

Hikari dropped her gaze, reddening slightly,
" Oh, well, we are...kinda, but I mean...well, he's not exactly the most
romantic guy around, but I mean...uh, well he's got this...oh I don't know,
he's got this other side to him that's like for me only.  I don't know...."

She grinned up at Asuka
" I guess I just don't know!  Now stop trying to change the subject!  What
about Rei?  Has anyone said anything to her?"

Asuka sighed
" Ok, me and blunderboy have been dating now for about three hours.  It wasn't
planned, very spontaneous, there wasn't much time to tell anyone.  And Rei can
go kiss my ass for all I care.  In fa ct I hope she did want SHinji so I can
get into a fight with her or something."

Hikari shook her head and rolled her eyes.
" You do realize that you're hopeless don't you."

Just then the bell rang.  Asuka jumped down to the floor and followed Hikari
out of the bathroom.
" Oh and one thing pigtails.  Keep it under your hat, I don't need to have the
whole school privy to my business."

Hikari grinned and winked at Asuka.
" You know you can trust me Asuka!  You're secrets safe with me!"

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Nearly a mile down, and just a tad to the right ( Thanks to Jackson Ferrel)
Ritsuko finally snapped.  She sat upright in her chair and started to laugh out
loud.  As her giggling slowed, she jumped out of her seat and ran over to Maya.
 Grabbing Maya in a big bear hug she pulled the technichian out of her chair
and proceeded to dance with her across the control room.  Maya giggled as
Ritsuko led her in a neat little jig.

Realeasing Maya, Ritsuko turned to the garbage can in the corner ( Perhaps the
only thing in the room that is not more expensive than anything in MY LIFE!)
and began to kick it furiously and violently.  Done with the garbage abuse,
Ritsuko turned her gaze up to the Commander's office, where she knew he was
watching.

Giving the office the classic " Beedah!", Ritsuko marched out of the room
calling over her shoulder.
" FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS!  I'm going to sleep!  You can suck my left big toe Gendo
Ikari for all I care!  Put the damn S2s in yourself.  See ya tomorrow Maya!"

Maya watched her leave, sweatdrops clinging to her head.
* WOW!  I never ever ever in my whole life thought I'd ever see that!*
" So now what do I do?"
she asked the Magi system, which quietly hummed in response.

Looking around she realized that she was quite alone.  It was sorta spooky.
" Hello?  Is anyone there?  HELLOOOOOO!!!!???"
She shievered slightly for no reason
* It sure is spooky down here.....*

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" Hello!!!..... Yes I am at 123 Elm St. Apartment 26B........  Uh Huh, please
hurry!.....Me? Nothing.......Yes really.......No I'm fine!!!!  It's not
me!......It's my pet!......Don't hang up! C'mon!.......I think i killed
him!.......Trying to make him breakfast........Are you coming or
what?......Please.......What!?!?.....Well uh.....36-25-34.......Maybe if you
hurry.....and if you're cute......Well hurry up!!!!.......I swear if my penguin
dies........I know that........Hurry! <Click>"
Misato slammed the phone down, red faced.

On the floor Pen-Pen writhed in pain, the remains of a fish lay next to him. 
He squawked weakly, rubbing his stomach with his flippers.  Looking accusingly
at Misato he squawked some more, and tried to peck her foot.

" Ow!  I'm sorry Pen-Pen!!!  I was just trying to make you breakfast!!!  How
was I supposed to know that you can't simmer a fish in curry and beer to thaw
it out!!!!!  I called 911, I think they're coming to help you."

The penguin just glared at her angrily and contuned to roll around on the
floor, in obvious pain.

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Well there we have it.  Chapter one of Imagine Normality.  I remember saying
that about a year ago when I finished chapter one of the first version.  Well
I'm having fun and that's all that matters to me.

Phat shout to all those who helped me out with this. Chenalos, EbaronE,
BakaAndy, Axel, and anyone else I forgot.

A special shout out to the archives...SDAT ( Thanks Andre!), Everything Anime (
Thanks Greg!)

Oh yes..this is very important.

FUCK ADDISON GODDEL..BITCH ASS...

Peace look for part two in a while I guess.....

Chenalos@aol.com ( author of: " Fan Fiction", " The Entry Plug Trilogy", and
many more great fics that you need to read)

Aterizak@club-internet.fr ( Author of " The Child of Love" and " An Amnesic
Angel")

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From: a1boogz@aol.com (A1BoogZ)
Subject: [Eva][FanFic] Imagine Normality? Part 2


Imagine Normality?
	Al-I-Bus
		A1Boogz@aol.com

Disclaimer:
	Once again, Evangelion and all of their characters are owned and
created by Gainax and used in affiliation with NAS and Tokyo TV.  Lyn and
Seyoko as well as Goro and Aoi are characters created by the writers of
EVA:R.  I am not trying to make money off of this (even though I may use
it for my Cinema project hehehehehe).  There may be material in this story
that could offend anyone.  This story will include alcohol and drunkeness
as well as underaged drinking.  There will also be many WAFF scenes.  You
have been warned.  Read and distribute with little or no descretion cuz I
really don't care.  Read with discretion some scenes may not be suitable
for anyone under 18.  You have been warned.  GWA HAHAHAHA

Background:

	Like I said before this takes place sorta after the end of EVA:R. 
Kaji lives in mine.  Rei and Kaworu, Asuka and Shinji, Touji and Hikari,
and Lyn and Aoi are the couples.  In the first part Misato uncovers the
truth about Shinji and Asuka's relationship.  She also wins a bet and now
forces them to help her throw a keg party.  This is where we step in. 

Chapter1: A Prelude to a Party
Scene1: Misato's apartment, early evening, the kitchen.

Asuka: Okay! We have everything we need, except for the keg.

	She pauses to look over at Misato.

Asuka: You'll take care of that right Mi-Chan?

Misato(knodding, while looking over a list): Yep.  Let me and Kaji worry about
the booze.  You two just make sure your friends are all coming.  I don't want
you guys to feel left out or anything.

Asuka: Should we just invite the couples or eveyone?

Misato: Let 'em all come.  We're gonna be so drunk by midnight no one will even
remember how they got here, let alone care if they were with someone when they
came in.

Shinji(sweatdropping): Misato can't we call this off.  It doesn't sound like
much fun.

Asuka: Oh stop being such a punk, you idiot.  Its gonna be fun!

Misato: Yeah, why are you so worried Shinji?

Shinji: well its just that I haven't ever really been drunk before, so I
don't know what to expect. 

Asuka: Hey Shinji has a good point.  What happens if I'm a terrible drunk
and I do something dumb, like cheat on him or something without even
knowing it. 

Misato(looking back and forth incredulously): Do you mean to tell me that
neither of you have ever had alcohol? 

	She crashes hard to the floor as both shake their heads. 

Misato(rubbing her head): Well then I'll just have to give you a litle
practice then.  We've got plenty of beer here right now, and the kegs will
be delivered tomorrow. 

	Misato walks over to the fridge and removes two six packs of
Yebisu.  She looks at each beer longfully and then strols back to the
kitchen table. 

Misato(taking a can in her hand): Now watch carefully.  You just do like
so. 

	She lifts the can, pops the top, and gulps down about half in one
gulp.  She then wipes her mouth with the back of her hand and puts the can
down on the table. 

Misato: Now you try it Shinji. 

Shinji: Umm... I don't think I should. 

Asuka: Aww.. come on, please, for me, don't be a chicken Shin-Chan. 

Shinji: Well... 

Asuka(eyes beginning to glow with burning red light): DRINK UP NOW YOU
COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

	Shinji gulps, looks at the beer, back at Asuka and decides that he
better do what his girlfriend says.  He gingerly lifts the can, pops the
top, and sips from the beer. 

Shinji(screwing up his face): Ewwww!! Its bitter.  Yuck

Misato: The first sip is always like that, drink the rest now.  It gets
sweeter. 

Asuka(cheering Shinji on): Go Shin-Chan Go!  You can do it!! Get drunk so
I can have my way with you. 

	Shinji closes his eyes and takes a long chug of the beer.  Finaly
he replaces it on the table, empty. 

Shinji: That wasn't so bad.  How many do I need to drink to get drunk. 

Misato: More than one.  Let Asuka try one frist. 

Asuka: Well if Shinji did it then I definately can. 

	Shinji sticks his tounge out at her and she gives him the finger. 
Then she proceeds to grab up a can of Yebisu from the table.  She looks at
it for a moment, before popping the top and draining it Misato style.  She
pulls the can away from her face and observes it for a moment before
tipping it back for another swig. 

Shinji: Wow it looks like you have the potential to be an alcoholic
A-Chan. 

Misato(giggling): Shinji your right.  She enjoyed it.  see how red her
face is.  Hahahaha.  Now shes getting another. 

Asuka(opening another can): Why don't you guys shut up and drink.  We can
discuss the effects later.  Right now I just wanna get me and Shinji so
drunk that I don't care what we do.

	She pauses to give him a mischeviuos wink and take a swig from the
Yebisu can. 

Misato: Thats the spirit! Asuka is gonna be a better drinker than you
Shinji. 

Asuka: Thats right!!!  I'm better than you in everything. 

Shinji(grabbing another beer): We'll just hafta see about that won't we. 

Scene2:Misato's apartment, the living room, later that evening. 

Shinji: Asuka maybe we shouldn't do this, hicup, hicup, mmm..... 

Asuka: hic-shut up and kiss-hic- me you idiot. 

Shinji: Hey careful there, those -hic,hic,hic- aren't rock solid you know. 

Asuka(nibbling on Shinji's ear): Yeah but I know what is.  Shut up and
relax. 

	Its dark in the living room.  Asuka is laying on top of Shinji,
they are both kissing softly, and extremelly drunk.  In the dorway, Misato
is laying asleep, passed out from drinking.  Asuka has one of her free
hands buried in Shinji's pants. 

Shinji: Ohh-hic- that really feels, mrughsdsd... 

Asuka(kising Shinji): mrshfegdds

Shinji(pulling away): huh? 

Asuka: You better not cum on my hand, I'll be very upset-hic- with you. 

Shinji: Then you better stop-hic- like right now. 

Asuka: Who thought being bombed could be such fun?! Ha-hic-do you see
those pink elephants in the corner or is it just me? 

Shinji: No its just you, how funny would it be if an Angel attacked right
now.-hic-mmmmmm.. oh... yeah, unh! 

Asuka(removing her hand from his pants): Shinji.  did you just cum on my
hand? 

Shinji(embarrassed): Yeah its your fault. 

Asuka: Okay, eww...  Your such a pervert.  I love you-hic-hic-hic. 

Shinji: I love you too. 

	Asuka leans down and kisses Shinji again before geting off of him. 
She starts to walk towards her room in a wobbly line. 

Asuka: Hey Shinji come help me put Misato in bed. 

Shinji: Sure, as soon as the walls stop spinning. 

Asuka: They're not going to any time soon so come on. 

	Shinji gets off the couch and staggers over to where Misato is. 
Together they lift her up and carry her to her bedroom. 

Shinji: She sure is heavy.  All the wait must be in her breasts. 

Asuka(hitting Shinji in the head): Hentai baka kun!!!!!! 

Shinji: Oww... -hic-hic how did you manage to hit me when both of your
hands are busy supporting Misato? 

Asuka: Us girls have our ways.  Dump her here, I'll get her blanket. 

	Shinji deposits Misato onto her bed and Asuka walks over with a
blanket for her.  After accomplishing that they both stagger, arm in arm,
out to the hallway where Asuka pulls him close. 

Asuka: Hey sexy, cum 'ere and-hic-gimmie a guten-hic-night kiss. 

Shinji: Do we hafta say good night, why don't you come sleep wth me.  I
can do that, just sleep, no sex. 

Asuka(kissing him hard on the lips): mrghfsdsdfrgdf

Shinji: djkfghruhydjhfjdhg

Asuka: fjdyhrajyetuygfh

Shinji(finally being released): what was that I didn't catch it? 

Asuka(breathing heavily): Shinji you turn me on so much.  You could
probably sleep next to me all night and not do anything, but not I. 

Shinji(sighing): Okay.  Good night lovely.  I'll see you in the morning. 
I love you. 

Asuka(kisses him again softly): good night Shin-chan, I love you. 

Chapter2: Party Day 
Scene1: Seyoko's Apartment, Living room, morning

Seyoko: Hey Lyn get up.  We've gotta get ready for the party tonight! 

Lyn(under the covers and muffled): I'll be ready in a minute. 

Seyoko: Oh yeah, Aoi is coming by at ten.  Get up! 

Lyn: Sure what time is it? 

Seyoko: ummm... 9:55

Lyn(leaping from the bed): WHAT!  Why didn't you tell me it was that late? 

Seyoko(giggling): Cuz its fun to watch you run around. 

	Lyn shoots her a dirty look and then dashes into the bathroom to
shower quickly before Aoi arrives.  Unfourtuanetly, for him, he is not
able to finish before she arrives. 

Seyoko: Hi Aoi.  Lyn just woke up, he 's in the bathroom. 

Aoi(grinning mischeviously): You mind if I help him hurry up a little? 

Seyoko: Yes! Your both way too young for that sort of thing. 

Aoi: Oh please Seyo-san, it is the 21st century you know.  Its not the
nineties anymore. 

	Seyoko sticks her tounge out at Aoi and tells her to go wait for
Lyn in his room. 

Seyoko(to herself): now who am I gonna go to this party with?  Or am I
gonna go by myself?  Maybe Kaji... No he's Misato's I can't do that she is
my friend now. 

	As Seyoko fights with herself as to who she is gonna get to take
her to the party, Lyn exits the bathroom and heads for his bedroom wearing
only a pair of boxers.  He is as yet unaware that Aoi has arrived.  He
walks into his room, and begins to rummage through his drawers for
something to wear when Aoi comes up behind him. 

Aoi(embracing Lyn): Hey six. 

Lyn(jumping through the ceiling): AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! 

Aoi(giggling): Fine I'll leave if thats how you feel. 

Lyn(blushing): No, you just scared me a little.  Good morning. 

	He leans in a kisses her on the cheek and gives her a quick hug. 

Aoi: Hey how come your not stammering or telling me to get out so you can
finish dressing? 

Lyn: Oh I forgot, okay how is this?  Aaaa--Aoi could c-c-could you please

Aoi(cutting him off): Okay I get the picture.  Get dressed so we can go
get Kaworu and Rei.  We've got to meet with them. 

Lyn: Alright gimmie a minute. 

Seyoko(From the living room): Hey guys.  Who should I make take me to the
party? 

Aoi: Make take you to the party?  You've been spending way too much time
with Misato haven't you. 

Seyoko: Shut up! 

Lyn: I love it when you two fight.  Its really funny. 

Seyoko and Aoi: WHAT!!!! 

	They exchange glances before jumping at Lyn

Lyn: Wait I was just playing.  Help!!! Ack!! 

Scene2: Outside on the street, 20 minutes later

Lyn: It sure is a nice day. 

Aoi: Yeah that means it'll be a nice night.  Especially for a party. 

Lyn: Hey Aoi.  When you gals left us boys to beat on Kensuke the other
day, where did you go? 

Aoi(beginning to sweatdrop): Ohh we went to spy on Shinji and Asuka, but
they were just, ummmm.., well they were, oh yeah they were cleaning the
board with their tounges, I mean erasers

	Lyn looks at Aoi for a minute and then shrugs. 

Lyn: Wow I don't think I've ever seen you nervous before. 

Aoi( smacking Lyn): Shut up!!!  Your such a jerk!!! 

Lyn(rubbing his bruised head): Wow you have been spending way too much
time with Asuka. 

	The couple walk down the street bickering.  Eventually they come
to Rei's apartment.  She lives alone, but in the same building as her
boyfriend Kaworu. 

Aoi: Rei-Chan!  Open up! 

Lyn: do you take pleasure in waking up the dead. 

Aoi(her eyebrow twitching): Okay your on your own tonight.  Have fun. 

Lyn: ww-wait I didn't mean anything by it. 

Aoi: .............. 

Lyn: Don't do that to me.  Please. 

Aoi: .............. 

Lyn: Aoi don't be mad at me I didn't mean it. 

Aoi: ............... 

Lyn: I'm sorry, I love you. 

Aoi: ........................!!!!!! 

Lyn: okay okay. 

	Rei slowly opens the door, carefully positioning herself behind
the door. 

Rei(faking sleepyness): What ishit guys? 

Aoi(over-cheerfully): HI REI!!!!!!!  WE'RE HERE TO GET YOU!!!!!! 

Rei(grumbling): shut up. 

Lyn: She's mad at me Rei

Aoi(hitting Lyn hard in the head):
........................................ 

Rei: Wow.  Is this your first fight?  You guys are usually the happy ones. 
In fact the only one who ever gets into trouble is Touji. 

Aoi: Well he's a moron, but I gotta luv him right?  Now come on aren't you
at least gonna let us in? 

Rei: No, not until I let Kaworu out. 

Aoi and Lyn(Massive Sweatdrops): WHAT!!!!!! 

Rei(blushing): we didn't really do anything.  He just slept over for a
while. And we fell asleep. 

Aoi: Hmmmph, a likely story.  Kaworu!! Get out here now!!! 
	
	From inside the apartment shuffling can be heard.  Then a thud and
a soft curse.  Finally Karowu appears in the doorway, grinning sheepishly,
light dancing off of his red eyes. 

Kaworu: Hey Lyn whats up.  Hi Aoi. 

Aoi: You didn't, did you? 

Lyn: Way ta go buddy. 

Aoi( hitting Lyn for the umpteenth time): ..................6

Kaworu(bewildered): first of all we didn't fuck.  Second of all are you
two fighting?  And finally, Aoi don't hit my friend like that you'll hurt
him. 

Aoi(growling): I'll hurt you too if your not careful little man. 

Kaworu(Hiding behind Rei): Hey Rei your not gonna let her talk to your man
like that are you? 

Rei(glaring at Kaworu): As a matter of fact I am, and in addition to that
I'll help her.  Go upstairs and get dressed so we can get out of here. 

Kaworu(getting angry): You know what, fuck this.  You girls, all of you,
are two faced.  When your with us alone we see one side, and when you get
around your "sisters" your a different person.  Come on Lyn lets go,
before they want to show off again. 

Lyn(nervously glancing at Aoi): Y-yyy-yeah you right Karowu.  We''ll meet
up with you tonite at the party-Ulp- l-lll-lll-later. 

	Kaworu stalks to the elevator and Lyn trails behind him, somewhat
uncertainly. 
 After a few steps he turns to look at Aoi, who is following him with her
eyes, just as Rei is following Kaworu. 

Aoi: You think we went a little too far this time? 

Rei: umm... ya I'd say so. 

	Both girls lower their heads sadly and walk into Rei's apartment
to get ready to go. 

Scene3: Elsewhere in Tokyo-3, At the same time

Touji: Come on Kensuke.  Lets go!!!!! 

Kensuke(closing his door): I'm coming hold on.  Trust me Hikari'll be
there when we get to her house. 

Touji(face turning red): Shut up you fool!!! 

Kensuke: haha its true, see how red your getting.  Thats a pretty good
imitation of Shinji. 

Touji(getting even redder): I'll kill you!!! 

Kensuke: Okay okay, I'm sorry.  relax lets go. 

	He starts off down the block while Touji steams for a moment
longer on the sidewalk

Touji(thinking): stupid Otaku!  Wow I'm starting to sound like Asuka (he
shudders). 

	The pair walk down the street for a ways and finally they come to
Hikari's block. 

Kensuke: Umm, why don't I go get Goro while you get Hikari.  That way you
can say "good morning" to each other. 

Touji: yeah thats a good idea.  Later

	He runs off down the street, while Kensuke watches, shaking his
head. 

Kensuke: Wow he's wipped. 

Scene4: Hikari's Apartment

Hikari(tapping her foot imaptiently): I'm gonna kill him if he's not here
in... 

	She is interrupted by the doorbell ringing. 

Hikari(opening the door): Its about time!  What were you doing? 

Touji: Oh sorry, I had to stop and make a quick detour. 

	He produces from his back a single red rose, which he happily
hands over to Hikari. 

Touji: Now where did this come from?  Oh well it doesn't suit me well,
would you like it by anychance? 

Hikari(smiling): Your sucha sweet little jerk. 

	She happily accepts the rose and kisses Touji softly. 

Hikari(hugging Touji): Thanks, your the best!!!!! 

Touji(eyes bugging out of his head): Thanks... umm. <GASP! PANT WEEZE!> I
still need to breathe Hi-chan. 

Hikari(letting go of Touji?): sorry I got over excited. 

Touji: thats okay, come one lets meet up with Kensuke and Goro. 

	They leave Hikari's place and walk down the street arm in arm
towards Goro's house.  Suddenly Goro and Kensuke come sprinting around the
corner. 

Goro: There they are.  RUN!!!!!! 

Kensuke: RUN for Misato's

Touji and Hikari: What the...!? 

	Both of them stop their sentences short as they see a procession
of dogs come around the corner.  Touji grabs Hikari and pulls her after
him down the block.  Eventually they catch up to Goro and Kensuke. 

Touji: What the hell did you two do? 

Goro: Don't talk it wastes oxygen, we'll explain later. 

Kensuke: I hate this!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Scene5: Misato's Apartment.  Afternoon. 

	Shinji and Asuka sit on the couch awaiting their friends who were
supposed to arrive at 12:30.  It is now 1:45. 

Asuka: Okay, thats it!  I'm gonna kill them all. 

Shinji(trying to calm her): Hey may be they got caught in traffic. 

Asuka: They all walk!  Its probably your friends fault!!!  Thats it, all
the boys are slowing the girls down!!  I'll kill 'em

Shinji: Excuse me A-chan, which sex usually takes the longest to get
ready? 

Asuka: Shut up!!! Your such a baka!! Its never the girls fault.  Well may
be Rei, buit not recently she's even becoming cool. 

Shinji(changing the subject): So you don't hate Wondergirl any more? 

Asuka: No, I don't even think I dislike her anymore.  She's turned into a
normal girl. 

Shinji: That's good to hear.  Well... 

Asuka(Grinning mischeviously): Hey I have an idea on how to pass the time. 

Shinji: Hmmm.. I don't like the look your getting in your eyes.  So this
must be something fun. 

Asuka(Advancing slowly on Shinji): You don't even begin to know what fun
is... 

	She crawls at him on all fours, much like a cat, and then leaps
onto his chest.  Their gazes lock for a moment and then their lips lock. 
Asuka wraps her arms round Shinji, who in turn begins to rub her back
softly. Just as they really start to get into it, the door bell rings. 

Asuka(falling off of Shinji): AAaahhhh!! Ouch! 

Shinji: you okay? 

Asuka: ya, Pen-Pen broke my fall. 

	Underneath Asuka Pen-Pen is laying at an akward angle. 

Pen-Pen: Squawk!!!!!! 

	Shinji gets off of the couch and goes to the door.  He opens it to
reveal a panting group of four teens. 

Touji: <Gasp Gasp>didn't think..<Pant Wheeze!>we were gonna<Pant>make it. 

Kensuke: <Gasp, Gasp>How about something to drink<Pant>

Hikari(Smiling weakly): <Gasp> Hi Asuka<Pant> Hi Shinji

Goro: <Pant> I'm gonna collapse now. 

	All four collapse on the ground suddenly, leaving Shinji and Asuka
look at each other bewildered.  Asuka shrugs and starts to drag Hikari
into the apartment, while Shinji does the same with Touji. 

Chapter 3: Its Almost Party Time!  

Scene1: Rei and Kaworu's Apartment Building, Kaworu's Apartment

Lyn: Yeah!  your right!  We don't hafta take that! 

Kaworu: If they want to pick on us, then they can find some other chumps
to do it to!!!

Lyn: Yeah!  Lets go, we don't need them

	Kaworu and Lyn take two steps out of Kaworu's apartment and then
drop their head in shame.

Kaworu: Who are we kidding? 

Lyn: Let's go apologize. 

	The two walk dejectedly down to where Rei's apartment is. 

Scene2: Inside Rei's apartment. 

Rei: Maybe we should be nicer to them. I didn't mean to hurt his feelings. 

Aoi: Me neither, they're just so dumb sometimes. 

Rei: Yeah I know but we love 'em right? 

Aoi: Without a doubt.  Okay so now what? 

Rei: Let's go apologize. 

Aoi: Should we? 

Rei: Yeah. 

Aoi: Okay lets go. 

	They walk out of Rei's apartment and almost collide with Lyn and
Kaworu. 

All: I'm sorry! 

	The foursome look at each other bewildered and then break up into
fits of laughter.  Kaworu takes Rei's arm as does Lyn with Aoi, and they
walk out of the building heading for Misato's apartment. 

Rei: Hey I just realized something. 

Lyn: What's that? 
	
Rei: Well I've never been drunk before. 

Aoi(Scratching her head): Me neither.  What about you two? 

Kaworu: I have had alcohol before, but I've never been drunk. 

Lyn: Well I've been living with a young woman for the past three years. 
I've been drunk a few times. 

Rei: Oh.  Seyoko drinks? 

Lyn: Only when she wants to have sex. 

All: WHAT!!! 

Lyn(turning red): Not with me you fools!  Whenever she brings a date home
she has him sit down and she has me meet him and then either I go out, or
we all drink for a while.  Eventually I pass out and then Seyoko and her
date do whatever. 

Kaworu(Glancing at Rei): So alcohol is the way to go?  Hmmm.... 

Rei: Don't get any ideas tonight Nagisa! 

	They continue across Tokyo-3 And eventually make their way to
Misato's apartment. 

Scene3: Inside Misato's apartment

	Touji, Hikari, Kensuke, and Goro are all sitting on the couch
holding glasses of water.  They have finally awoken from their stupors and
are now recollecting what happened. 

Shinji: So why are you all out of breath? 

	Before anyone can answer the doorbell rings and in come Kaworu,
Rei, Lyn, and Aoi. 

Aoi: You shouldn't leave your door open like that.  Its dangerous you
know. 

Lyn: Why did we go full circle Aoi?  We started upstairs in my apartment
and ended up downstairs at Shinji's. 

Asuka: Hey its my apartmetn waaaaaayyy before its Shinji's!!! 

Lyn: Whatever, he was here first. 

Shinji: Well in any case Misato was here before both of us so I suggest
that we call it her apartment. 

Touji: Hey Kensuke why were those dogs chasing us? 

Hikari: Yeah!! I'd love to know what happened!! 

Rei: Dogs?  Chasing?  Did we miss something. 

Hikari: We all did, except for Goro and Kensuke here.  Touji picked me up
and we were walking over to meet up with them when they came around the
corner followed by a pack of vicious looking dogs who chased us all over
Tokyo-3 until we finally got here. 

Goro: Well what happened was, Kensuke rang my doorbell. 

<Flashback>

Goro: Whats up? 

Kensuke: Nothing much, lets procrastinate a little, I told Touji I'd give
him and Hikari a minute to say good morning. 

Goro: Good idea! 

	The couple milled around Goro's house thinking of what they could
do for twenty minutes.  Kensuke happened to glance over at a dog who was
asleep. 

Kensuke: Hey Goro have you played Metal Gear Solid yet? 

Goro: Yeah its the greates game ever. 

Kensuke: Watch me be Solid Snake. 

	Kensuke runs over to the dog and hides behind a fence.  He peaks
over the fence and reaches down to grab the dog's bone.  As he wraps his
hand around it the dog wakes suddenly. 

Dog: GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!  BARK!!!! 

	From nowhere a dozendogs appear and begin to chase after Goro and
Kensuke. 

<End Flashback>

Kensuke: And thats where we caught up with you. 

Hikari: Your such a jerk! How could you try to steal a dogs bone? 

Goro: We were gonna put it back. 

Touji: Anyway we're here, and I expected a much better story than that,
but I guess the truth will hafta do. 

Asuka(noticing the rose in Hikari's grasp): He Hi-Chan where'd ya get that
rose huh? 

Hikari: Oh.  Touji got it for me.  Isn't he the sweetest!!! 

Asuka(Glaring at Touji, and then glancing at Shinji): Yeah he sure is.  I
wish someone would buy me roses. 

	The windows and door to the apartment are kicked in as a platoon
of horny high school boys and one girl come rushing in with roses. 

Asuka(Yelling): I'M TAKEN!  Get out of here you hentai's, and fix the door
and windows. 

	The platoon of high schoolers rush out of the apartment, fixing
the damage along the way. 

Lyn: Taken?  By who Asuka? 

Asuka(Blushing): Huh? Whaddya mean? 

Touji: Yeah you did say you were taken.  By who? 

Kaworu, Kensuke and Goro: Yeah by who? 

	Asuka looks at the grils for help, but they only shrug their
shoulders.  Then she looks at Shinji who smiles at her.  She smiles back. 

Asuka(smiling): I'm taken by Shin-Kun.  We have hot passionate sex for
hours at a time, sometimes even with Misato and or Pen-Pen.  Once we both
satisfy ourselves we take showers together and then sleep in each others
beds.  In the mornings before school we have sex again and again and
again.  And then I help him dress. 

	The five boys fall to the ground, all with massive nosebleeds. 

Rei: Oh so your more interested in Asuka getting laid than in us?  Hmmph. 

Touji: No not Asuka.  She said Misato joined them sometimes.  Wow Shinji
you sly dog. 

Shinji(shaking his head): N-nnn-nn o she was kidding.  Jeez. 

	He is saved as the doorbell rings. 

Asuka: I'll get it. 

	She opens the door to reveal Misato, Kaji, Ritsuko, Maya, and
Seyoke with Hyuuga ( she decided he would take her to the party) 

Misato(Wheeling in one keg): Okay.  Everyone go out into the hall and
wheel in a keg.  There are more people coming in like a half hour so get
accustomed, get ready and LETS PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

END (for now) 

I can't concentrate right now.  I've reallly got a headache.  And on top
of that I haven't played Metal Gear Solid in hours!!!!!  How am I supposed
to operate?  Metal Gear Solid is prpoerty of Konami and Sony> This part
started strong but just ended.  I'll make up for it next time, I swear. 
Part three will come out evetually.  I've gotta pass A.P. Physics.  Anyway
here you go I hope you enjoyed it.  Email me please at A1Boogz@Aol.com I
get lonely!!  Bye