From: Kaoru Nagisa Subject: [EVA][FanFic] EvaLeSs: Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! ep.1 Ohayo out there in Fan Fic land. I'm kinda new to this. I have written fics before but I never posted them. This is gonna be about two seasons. This might prove to be a tad long. Bare with it, as the story progresses it might prove to be half as good as its prodocessor. Alright you have heard enough about my plans. On with the fic... Tabris Enterprises presents to you... *********************************************************************** Theme Song: "SuperModel" by Jill Sobule (Clueless Sdtk.) E V A L E S S Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! "The Antithesis of a New Generation" Shinji awoke from a fairly enigmatic dream. The first thing his groggy eyes saw hovering over him was Asuka saying "It's about time you got up you idiot". "Oh, it's you Asuka" Shinji said groggily still. "What the HELL does that mean, can't you appreciate that I went through the trouble of coming to wake you up personally. "I don't hear any words of appreciation for your oldest childhood friend". "Ugh....thanks....let me sleep a little more". "Hey get up you. It's time to get up you dork" Asuka bellows as she tears the sheets off of her friend. Asuka's face grows crimson as she slaps Shinji due to the view she just got of his "lower abdominal friend". "You stupid pervert I didn't mean t get that up!!" yells Asuka. "I..I can't help it, it's morning. I need to take a whiz or something". Downstairs Yui was trying to have a polite conversation with her husband but instead Gendo kept making sexual innuendoes towards her. "I'm always ready for IT, dear" said Gendo. Yui then commented how much like Shinji her husband was. Finally Asuka and Shinji got out of the house. "Hey isn't a new student supposed to come today?" Shinji asked. "Yeah!" Asuka yelled, "With this becoming the new capital it's no wonder so many people are moving here." "Gee, I hope she has a nice ass" said a panting Shinji as they ran down the street. Asuka only glared at him. Coming on the other side of the block was a panting girl with short blue hair and a piece of toast in her mouth. "Oh crap, I'm late." "Ugh I can't be late for the first day." said the muffled girl as she panted running down the street until... WHAM!!! She and Shinji ran directly into each other, knocking them both to the floor. The girl cluelessly rubbed her head with her legs gapped open giving the fallen Shinji a pretty good view of her female undergarments. When the young lady noticed this she promptly covered herself and got up and said "I'm sorry I'm really in a hurry kid. I'm really sorry. Bie. Bieeeeeeee!" said the girl as she ran away. "Who's she calling a kid she looks about my age." thought Shinji to himself. Asuka again groaned. "WOW, so did you see her panties then?" asked Touji. The two had finally made it to school and Shinji was just overly excited to tell his friends about his morning rush. "It wasn't a good look really just a lil' flash." said Shinji slyly. "Aww, I can't believe that you're the one that has all the luck." "Odd isn't it?" said Ngumo. He was a tall dark haired boy who had transferred to the class three weeks ago along with his 'friend' Aoki. The only thing that anybody ever really noticed about the two boys was the way they wore their uniforms. They both tied there shirts around their abdomen so that there was a knot and there inner shirts showed. Actually Ngumo usually wore his shirt open, much like Kensuke,but Aoki who tied his religiously always would come by and tie Ngumo's for him. Professor Misato Katsuragi came speeding in her car. Shinji, Touji, and Kensuke ran over to the window giving their teacher the v-sign. Asuka and Hikari began to grumble and muttered something about those damn three stooges and their lack of shame. After Hikari gave her class orders (rather roughly too) the teacher bellowed "Listen up dudes we got a new blue-hair babe today here to introduce herself." The girl then spoke "My name's Rei Ayanami, how's it hanging?" Shinji stunned stood up and pointed. Rei then saw him and said "You're the jerk who was staring at muh panties." Asuka then stood defending Shinji by saying "Hey, What do you mean by that. You're the one who was flashing em ya know." Rei then shot back "Who are you and why are you defending him? Are you riding his BOLOGNA-PONY?" she said giggling. Asuka then pulled back and said "We're just really good child-hood friends. You SHUT-UP!" Kensuke then blurted out "Hey Shinji I didn't know you were getting it with Asuka." "Umm may I please introduce myself?" said a pigtailed red-head girl. "My name is Megumi, Megumi Ikeda. How's it going guys?" Suddenly a boy with blondish brown hair and a ponytail stood up and said My name is Aoki Furisawa and I would like to personally welcome you to class 2-A. I'm sure you will really begin to like us once you had some time to adjust. "Excuse me, but aren't you a new kid." yelled Asuka. "Shut up!" Asuka said to a girl with long purple hair and two yellow cat-like obstructions in her hair. "Oh please, Akemi just because you and over half the girls in this class and the whole rest of the school like the homo-boy does not mean I have to be polite to him. "Asuka I wish you would not say things that you have no physical evidence on." said Aoki. "He doesn't want any of the girls in here anyways. He's to busy scoping out his LOVER Ngumo." "Asuka, Class That Is ENOUGH!" bellowed Misato. Aoki then took the bubbly out of his hair and ran out of the class room. "Someone go get him," said Misato. "I will, Ms. Misato," said the tall dark haired boy. "Of course he would want to go comfort his lover. "ASUKA!" said the teacher. "Is it always this active in this class?" asked Megumi. "No this is pretty quiet." said Shinji. In the boy's bathroom we see a different scene. A boy is crumpled in the arms of another boy. "I hate being different Ngumo." The boy is hushed by the gentle caresses of his friend. "Ngumo I..I uh really think you're great" The door opened but neither boy noticed. "That's nice but we should be getting back to class." "Say I got sick and that's why I left the classroom so abruptly." "Lie to Miss Misato? Alright, I'll do it for you." His thanks was only the soft kiss his friend gave him on his cheek. "Ngumo, where is Aoki?" said the worried professor. "His stomach started to to hurt so he went home." Ngumo said defensively. "Oh, so you to went to the bathroom so he could get something sticky in his mouth, huh?" said a very obnoxious Asuka. "ASUKA THAT IS THE LAST STRAW, you will be getting a very unfriendly letter to your parents and you have clean-up duty for a MONTH! Is that understood Asuka!" "Hai, Gomen nasai Sensai" Don't apologize to me you should be apologizing to the class for your disrespect and disruptfulness, you should especially apologize to Aoki." He's new here and is only trying to make some friends." said a now very respectable Misato. "I'll go to his house today." said Asuka. "See that you do and deliver these bulletins while you are over there." "Hai sensai!"said Asuka. Alright, class, now that we are done with today's parodies turn your computer terminal's on said the teacher. < You're kinda cute. Do you have a girlfriend, or in your case, boyfriend ? > A message appeared on the screen of Ngumo. He looked around to see if the sender would identify him or herself like he saw so many of his classmates do. Gee, I hope it's a girl or Aoki might get jealous, he thought to himself. JEALOUS!, what am I thinking about I'm not like Aoki. < Look I said you were cute are you gonna respond or are you a jerk like the rest of the boys in this class. > Ngumo was now dumbfound he was not only new but he didn't consider himself very 'cute' like the message said. He looked over at the new girl Megumi. She seemed to be awfully attentive to Misato's lecture, too attentive to be the one sending the messages. Then he saw the 'blue-haired babe' near the window and thought how great she would look in spandex, no a bathing suit, no a bikini, no a string bikini, forget the bikini part a string, no her birthday suit. Blood started to drip from his nose onto his computer. A new message appeared on his screen. < The bell is about to ring for lunch. I would love to talk to you. I'm sorry about earlier I was only playing my name is Rei Ayanami and you seem to be the kinda boy I would love to call mine. > Ngumo was ecstatic and didn't know what to do. He thought to tell his best friend. Then he figured if he told his best friend he might be minus a best friend. Shinji was looking at his best friend and then at Ngumo. He thought how mean she was to his boyfriend. Aaaghh he meant Ngumo's friend who is also a boy. Suddenly a message appeared on his screen. < Hey Shinji, I'm bored and Hikari said she'll cover for me. Let's go to the movies when the lunch bell rings. And DON'T go telling Aida and that perv Suzuharra. So are you coming or what? > < What. > < Shinji please I need someone to come with me. > < So why don't you ask Hikari or one of your many admirers to go with you. > < Shinji I want a real friend to go with me. > "Class there has been a change in the schedule. We will be having gym today before lunch. So go to the locker rooms and get changed. Girls you go first." said Misato. Later in the boy's changing room: "So Ngumo whatis it with you and Furisawa." said a boy. "Yeah, like theirs like this rumor like going on that like you were like kissing in the bathroom." said another boy. "WHO started this RUMOR!" Ngumo fumed. "I did." said a boy with glasses and short black hair. "I even walked in and saw you caressing his face." He knew he had caressed Aoki's face and did not know how to defend himself from the truth. He quietly walked over to his locker and continued changing his clothes. "It's true?" said Suzuharra. "I...uh...no...I... you see I...um" "You did!" Touji retorted. "Me and Furisawa are just friends, sometime he acts like he likes me that way you should like a girl but its only a way to make us closer friends. That's all" Ngumo calmly explained. Over in the girl's changing room: "So, like did you guys here the story that Ngumo and Aoki was kissing in the bathroom and someone caught them and that's why Furisawa went home." said Akemi. "Ngumo is just friends with Aoki, right?" said Megumi lifelessly. "I heard that Ngumo was Aoki's lover." said Asuka. "Didn't you just get in trouble for spreading false accusations Asuka? Wouldn't it be in your best interest to stay out of gossip." said Rei slyly. "Listen up new girl, I understand that you're new here but do you really think that always challenging me is going to make you popular?" Asuka retorted. "Can we just talk about something instead of gay dramas, like this is some shonen ai manga!" Hikari pleaded. "Whatever! I suppose so." Asuka said. "Yeah, Whatev." Rei responded. "Thank you" said Hikari. "Say did you hear the Evangelions are having a concert in Osaka?" Akemi said breaking the dead silence. *********************************************************************** Author Note: Alright don't get upset this isn't really a pun. In this world, the Evangelions are a Japanese Pop group. They are pretty much Doco's singers with mecha costumes on. I have provided a list for future reference as follows: Eva Unit (Costume color reference) (Ranma)- Megumi Hayshibara 01 (Akane)- Noriko Hidaka 03 (Shampoo)- Rei Sakuma 05 (Kasumi)- Kikuko Inoue 00 (Nabiki)- Minami Takayana 02 *********************************************************************** "I just bought their CD they are too hot." one girl screamed. "Hey, Hikari maybe you can get that good for nothing boyfriend of yours to take you to see it." said another girl. "Do you mean Touji?" Hikari said dreamily. "Do you have some other boyfriend we don't know about?" Asuka retorted sarcastically. "No, I just don't think Touji likes the Evangelions." Hikari politely said. "Well, if he was my boyfriend he would not get a choice but to take me!" Asuka said sternly. "Put your money where your mouth is Soryu! I bet you a lunch that you can't get Shinji to take you." Hikari said. "He's not my boyfriend ya know, but I'll do it anyway. "This'll be easy." Asuka shot back. On the gym grounds: "Shinji!" a voice yelled. A female voice. It was almost screechy but demanding. Though the voice was very feminine it was almost deep. It brought back many horrifying memories to his mind. The voice was revealed, his fate was fordained. Asuka wanted SOMETHING from him. The two thoughts brought tears to his eyes as he dragged himself to where Asuka was standing. "Shinji I need something from you." the girl said humbly. "What is it? Shinji groaned. "Quit acting like a baby and grow a spine!" Asuka shot back. "But anyway I want to see the Evangelions live in Osaka, and I want you to take me to see it!" "You no I can't afford that Asuka." "The tickets are only 20 bucks each and if you buy it I'll pay you back with interest." "You will?" Shinji asked. "Well I'll pay you back for my ticket." Asuka said. "Why do you need me to go why don't you just go by yourself?" "Are you questioning me again? Do I have to pummel you?" Asuka screamed. "No, I'm sorry." Shinji apologized. "That's better!" Asuka said while dragging him over to her friends, "You're going to take her?" Hikari asked. "Yeah, why not?" Shinji said. "Oh yeah Soryu well I can get Touji to take me too ya know." Hikari pleaded. "Whatever!" Asuka said. "Oh Touji!" Hikari screamed. Touji saw her come running towards him so he prepared himself for the impact. WHAM!!! Just as he had anticipated. "You'll take me to see the Evangelions live in Osaka with Shinji and Asuka, won't you?" Hikari said while straddling Touji to the ground with her legs. "But that's for chicks!" Touji shot back. "Shinji is taking Asuka ya know and they don't even go out. How would it look if my BOYFRIEND won't take me?" Hikari pleaded. "Oh please I already owe Asuka a lunch, please take me so I can at least see the show with her. "Alright we can go. At least Ikari`ll be there." "So it's all set then. The four of us are going to see the Evangelion's live in Osaka!" Ending Song: "To the Moon and Back" by Savage Garden (Pun on Fly me to the Moon) *********************************************************************** Ending Comments: This took me about three months to write. I've already started on the next one. For those who don't know the story starts off with Shinji's alternate world in episode 26. Hence the title "Evaless" not only a play on Clueless but also the story meaning Life with no Eva's. E-mail me at www.KaoruNagisa @yahoo.com. I really do appreciate fan opinions and flames are just as much wanted. I want to know where people think I am taking the plot and suggestions or praise. (I LOVE praise!) Next Ep: "Oh, Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love! Let My Love be Forever" The trip their can really be interesting. More people join the concert bandwagon and a really disturbing deed is done in the male locker room. (It's not what you think, pervert) Get ready for more teenage angst's in "Evaless: Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev!" by Kaoru Nagisa. Copyright stuff: The Characters of Neon Genesis Evangelion belong to Gainax, Movic, ADV and some other people becomihng really rich. From: Kaoru Nagisa Subject: [EVA][FanFic] evaless ep. 2 Alright you who stayed on for the second episode I really hope that you enjoyed the first one. Anyway Tabris Enterprises presents once again... *************************************************************** Theme Song: "Supermodel" by Jill Sobule E V A L E S S Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! Oh, Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love! Let My Love be Forever pt. 1 In the girl's locker room: "Wow, the guys are taking you two to see the Evas. I sure wish I could go." said Akemi. "Why don't you ask one of the boys to take you Akemi?" asked Hikari. "Oh, I couldn't ask any of the boys. They all'd just laugh at me. I'm too tall." Akemi explained. "Nah! Who do you like Akemi?" Asuka inquired. "Well I...uh..really...like...uh... Aida." Akemi answered. "What did you say?" Asuka bellowed. "I LIKE AIDA KENSUKE. Okay is that loud enough for you?" Akemi shot back. Asuka fell to the floor laughing. "You like military boy?" Asuka asked. "Yeah, he's so smart and his glasses make him look really buisnessy. I think the way he wears his uniform is really different." Akemi said. "I take it you've thought about this alot?" Asuka said slyly. "Yeah, but a boy like that probably wouldn't want to be with someone like me." "Look girl i'll do you a favor if you stop the act of insanity. I'll get Aida to take you with us." "You will Hikari, Arigatou! But why?" Akemi asked. "I know Kensuke will like to go with you, or any girl. I here he's like a big Sailor Moon fan, maybe you should get your hair done like Usagi's, I mean you have enough of it." Hikari said. Upstairs in the lunch room: "Touji, this trip is going to be monster" Hikari says. "Say Horaki thanks for hooking me up wit Akemi she's really cute." Kensuke says. "There'll be six of us. That's alot, how are we gonna get there?" Hikari asks. "Easily babe we'll take the train." "Hey, watch who you call babe Aida, she's my woman." Touji yells at his friend. "You guys are going to see the Evas in Osaka?" Rei says walking over to the lunch table where Shinji, Touji, Kensuke, Akemi, Asuka and Hikari are sitting at. "Yeah" Hikari says while feeding Touji some of her lunch. "It'll be major fun, I just hope it won't get to boring." Akemi says from sitting on top of Kensuke's lap. "Young lady is this school having a shortage on chairs?" says a voice that's young but stern. "Um...I'm not sure exactly I could find out for you if...oh!" Akemi says realizing that Principle Aoba is referring to her sitting on top of Kensuke's lap. "Who are you kid a teacher or maybe even the principle?" Rei said giggling sarcastically. "As a matter of fact young lady I am the principle and you just bought your self a one-way ticket into clean up duty." said the young man. "Somebody else has already been assigned clean-up duty as a punishment in my class." Rei said back slyly. "So, you must be Rei Ayanami freshman of class 2-A, you just got here today so i'll let this incident slide but be warned now, I'll be watching you. As you were children." Principle Shigeru Aoba said as walking away. "Who is he calling a child he looks like he's only a couple of years older than us, I thought he was a junior or senior." Rei said. "As you were children?" Kensuke mocked. "Hey, don't mock the principle, idiot" Hikari said knocking Kensuke in the back of the head. Kensuke rubbed his new sore. "Hikari, I think you might have been hanging out with Asuka a bit too long." "Shut-up, Dumpkoff!" Hikari and Asuka said in unison. "But anyway how do I get into this Osaka field trip." Rei said happily. "Oh, you're going to be there to huh pervert?" Rei said meanly. "I'm uh sorry about earlier I uh..." "Shut-up Shinji, Asuka said cutting him off, When are you going to stop picking on him?" Asuka yelled. "You really are getting a kick out of defending him does that make you feel important?" Rei asked smirking. "Listen up you two, Rei you apologize to Shinji and let this morning go and Asuka to show that you forgive her go find someone for her to go to the concert with." Hikari said putting the two girls in their place. "Why should I?" the girls said in unison. "Enough," Hikari said taking control of the situation, "Asuka at least find out if Ayanami would like to go with someone specific?" "As If!" Asuka shot back. "Why should I should I try to help wonder girl here get a boyfriend?" "Well now that you mention it I do have my eyes on that tall boy who's boyfriend you were fighting with earlier is kinda hot." Rei said gleefully. "Oh, so you have the hots for Ngumo huh?" Hikari said playfully. "Yeah he's really cute and his butt is really firm I just..." "Excuse me!, Touji said interrupting Rei, were eating here." "You know what Suzuhara, shut-up and it's time I put that idle butt of yours to work, when we get back to class change the water in the flower bases." Hikari said meanly "She's mean!" Touji said to Kensuke while having his ear pulled by Hikari. "Alright wonder girl i'll talk to Ngumo, hell maybe he's not gay." Asuka said. "I don't understand why everyone keeps saying that." Shinji said meekly. "HELLO, don't you always see how they are always touching each other. I say that YOU have a better chance of going out with him than Rei. "Just what are you insinuating huh Asuka?" Rei asked curiously. "I mean that I wish you the best of luck girl." Asuka said. "Whatev!" Rei said adjusting her tie and getting up to leave. The next day: "I don't know Asuka if I can afford it. My parents just finished redoing our kitchen and bathrooms I'm not sure if they can give me the money." Ngumo informed. "Oh, come on i'll make sure you have enough money to get in." Asuka said. "How?" Ngumo asked puzzled. "Simple, i'll just have Hikari send a letter to your parents saying it's a school trip." Asuka said slyly. "That's kinda cold." Ngumo said quietly. "Look don't worry about the money, will you take wonder girl or not?" Asuka asked. "Wonder girl is an American comic character. If you're referring to Rei sure she's hot." Ngumo said. The Next Day:(Day before the concert) "So, it's all set honey me, you, Shinji, Asuka, Rei, Ngumo, Kensuke and Akemi are going to take the train. "Akemi is staying at my house so I can do her hair and stuff." Hikari let out. "What about your friend the deviless? "If you're referring to Asuka then i'm doing her hair later on tonight." Hikari said. "But I thought I could come over." "Your parents won't be home until 8:30." Touji whined "Sorry cutie tonight's a girls night only." Hikari said. "Kinky!" Touji smirked out. "No pervert there `ill be plenty of time for things like that on the train ride. Hell it's 6 and a half hour ride." Hikari said. The two students started to notice their friends coming in and realized that school would be starting soon. They knew they would have to face the taunts from their classmates and teacher about being alone in the class all morning long. They also knew that they had not done anything. No matter how badly their hormones fought against them they were intent on saving their first experience with each other until they were out of high school. Four long years they would wait. They both knew it would be worth it though. Later at Touji's house Ngumo asked Suzuhara the weirdest question. "Touji, you're cool and you seem pretty smart. Do you think i'm gay?" The question made Touji spit out his soda. "What do you mean?" Touji said in a very squeaky voice. "My best friend is gay. I always feed into the way when he touches me or something. I'm really close to him. I would probably even let myself be killed for him." Ngumo explained. "Naah, you're just really good friends. Hell i'd give my left arm and leg for Ikari or Aida." Touji said. "I understand that, but I feel like Rei is my last chance at heterosexuality." Ngumo said. " That's kinda pathetic. Are you kidding alot of the girls like you. Especially when you went to go comfort Furisawa, girls like mushy shit like that." Touji declarated. "Damn I hope so." Ngumo said. Over at the Horaki resident: "Mom! could you lend me the blonde hair dye?" Hikari bellowed. Suddenly a young looking woman with short brown hair walked into the bathroom carrying the bottle of dye. "What are you girls doing in here?" the woman asked. "Nothing Mrs. Horaki." said Akemi. "You don't have to call me `Mrs. Horaki' it's girls night in you can call me by my first name Maya. Hikari you can call me mom." Maya said playfully. "I sure hope he likes this." Akemi said sighing. "You're doing it for a boy huh what we women won't do to impress others." Maya said sighing. "Hikari, Honey I'm Home!" said a loud male voice from the entrance of the house. "Speaking of the devil." Maya said quietly. "Daddy!!!" Hikari screeched while jumping up and running out of the bathroom. "How's daddy's little girl?" the man asked his daughter. "Fine, dad this is my friend Akemi, Akemi this is my dad." Akemi said "Konichi wa." while bowing she could tell by looking at the man that he was at least 2 maybe 3 times Maya's age. She could tell specifically by his very gray hair. "How was work dear?" Maya asked while walking into the room. "Lousy that asshole Ikari was late again. We came into the meeting really late and the committee was ready to eliminate us completely." "It'll be alright my little Kozo-Bear." Maya said while taking her husband into a deep kiss completely ignoring the teenagers standing in the room. "Oh sorry kids." Kozo said meekly. At the Ikari resident a Very groggy Asuka was falling asleep on Shinji. "Asuka maybe I should walk you home know." Shinji said quietly. "I'm not even sleepy yet." Asuka said yawning. Shinji knew Asuka was real tired when she started using words like `sleepy'. "I'll walk you home come on." Shinji said standing up. Asuka wearily stood up then fell onto Shinji's chest. "Shinji, she said looking up at him, how come you never tried to cop a feel off of me?" "WHAT?!?" Shinji screamed. Asuka appeared to have been well awakened by her mind dawning to this question, or was she just joking? Shinji wasn't sure. "Well, gee Asuka it's not like you really have a body." Shinji said smiling. Asuka then turned away from him and said "Oh." She said very monotonely. He saw a tear drop to the floor followed by another one and another. Shinji started to believe that Asuka was not joking. "Asuka I was only kidding, really. You know you have a body. How else could you be the self proclaimed 'most popular girl in school' huh?" Shinji said trying to redeem himself. "Do you think i'm pretty?" Asuka said. "What?!?" Shinji said "Do you?" Asuka once again asked. Shinji nodded slowly while moving his hands around Asuka's back. Shinji pulled Asuka close to his body in an embrace for almost a minute before Asuka pulled out her 3 ton schoolbag and thwacked Shinji to the floor. "That's for trying to make me go home when i'm not tired Dumpkoff." Asuka yelled as she walked out the door. Shinji could only look at her and rub his head. Back at the Suzuhara residence: "Touji are you asleep yet?" Ngumo's question was only answered with the most disturbing snore on the face of the earth. "I figured you were." Ngumo said softly. He decided to also go to sleep. But his dreams had about the same disturbment factor as Touji's snore. He was never so happy to see the morning for two reasons: 1) He could see Rei and 2) He didn't have to go back to sleep. Over at the Hikari's: "I'll get dressed first okay Hikari." said Akemi. "Cool, I get more time to sleep." Hikari say groggily. Hikari drifts back in to her dreams for the future day when suddenly "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!", a scream is heard from the bathroom. Hikari falls out of her bed. "What the hell's the matter with you Akemi!" Hikari screams as running towards the bathroom. "Some of the dye wasn't dry in the front and it dripped onto my school clothes." Akemi said sadly. "Is THAT all? Hikari asked wondrously. The only thing that went through Akemi's mind was a SD Kensuke laughing at a SD form of herself with blonde hair and purple bangs. "Don't worry Kemi i'll just slide the bang back into the two balls. This way no one won't even notice it." Hikari said. "But, what will I do about my uniform. This is the only one they would accept at our school." Akemi whined. "You can wear one of mine." Hikari proudly said. "I'll probably just stretch it all out." Akemi said slyly. After a short pause... "Oh, SHIT!, Hikari screamed, I was supposed to meet Touji early today and now I might be late for school altogether. Outta my way Kemi!" Hikari screamed while shoving Akemi out of the bathroom and into the hallway. The two girls were running to school at a speed that was unbelievable. Hikari was ignoring every single law that is set for a pedestrian. "Shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh SHIT!, We are going to be late!" Hikari yelled while panting and running up the hill to their school. Akemi only gave the class rep a look of shock never hearing her being so vulgar. Asuka and Shinji saw two blonde ponytails and a swerve of light blue whiz by them and into the school door. Shinji was knocked down by the whiz of wind. "You are such a megadork." Asuka screamed at him. Hikari ran into the classroom over to a very upset looking Touji and gave him an apologetic kiss no one thought would be done in school. She did it until the bell rang. 5 minutes. She then said her class rules in a very satisfied tone of voice. Aoki was staring at Ngumo who was staring at Rei. Ngumo was staring at Rei and wondering if she really did stuff like in his dream. He thought to himself how the prospect of his dream was not such a bad idea. It even started to... drop, drop after one another the drops of blood came out of his nose he covered it up and pulled a tissue out of his bookbag quickly before anyone noticed. Aoki was a very perceptive young man though and saw it, he growled to himself wondering what the hell Ngumo could be thinking to himself that would arouse him during one of Professor Katsuragi's tedious lessons on geometry. The bell rang for lunch and Hikari gave her orders for lunch dismissal. Shinji, Asuka, Ngumo, Rei, Touji, Hikari, Kensuke and Akemi sat at one table. Again Aoki looked on to see Rei's hand dangerously close to Ngumo's butt. "Whore." Aoki thought to himself before he walked away to sit under the only tree in the yard. The tree where him and Ngumo used to have lunch before his tall friend started hanging out with the three stooges. "So when does the train leave?" Shinji asked inquisitively. "At 1:30 or 3:00." "And when does the concert start?" asked Asuka. "At 7:30, Hikari informed, Does everyone have their train money and notes from their parents?" "Hai!" everyone screamed simultaneously. "Fine then i'll give these to Professor Katsuragi and we can all leave after lunch." Hikari explained. After everyone decided who will pick up who and everything the 8 friends departed from the table. Ngumo walked over to Aoki. "You no you really screw your features when you look so upset." Ngumo said jokingly. "Ngumo no BAKA!" Aoki screamed at Ngumo. "What's wrong with you?" Ngumo asked still in shock. "You didn't even try to get me invited i'm sure one of the girls would have liked to go with me." Aoki said sadly. "But Aoki you don't like girls." Ngumo said slyly. "You know what, Whatever! Go ahead and have major fun with the blue-haired girl." Aoki shot back. "Ngumo COME AWN!" Touji shouted. "I'm real sorry Furisawa, we'll go to the movies tomorrow when i'm done with my homework, i'll pay. Hey, try not to look so pissed dickface." Ngumo said kindly. "See ya!" Ngumo screamed while running away with Touji. "You're a real homo, you know that?" Touji said jokingly to Ngumo. Ngumo's only response was only a soft "Hmm?". Back at the tree: Aoki sighs in utter delight as the bell rings for gym. "Ngumo, I love you" Aoki said while changing. Ending Song: To the Moon and Back by Savage Garden *************************************************************** Ending Comments: The next one is on the way and it'll deal more with some of the other characters.My E-mail address is www.kaorunagisa@yahoo.com. Fan mail appreciated. Flames will be read, examined and used for future ideas. Next Ep: Oh, Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love! Let My Love be Forever pt.2 The trip their still has some more wacky hijinks to come and that disturbing act has not yet been committed in the male locker room yet. Also in the next episode is the premiere of best character of the series. More teenage angst's full speed ahead on the next installment of Evaless: Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! Copyright Stuff: Still the same from the first episode. From: Kaoru Nagisa Subject: [EVA][FanFic] evaless ep. 3 Hi out there in fan fic land. For all of you who are enjoying the series get ready because my homepage is almost up and I will have the version of the fics with pictures and everything. Crack out your german dictionaries folks because Asuka will be talking up a storm. It's time to get this fic started so here it is, by Tabris Enterprises presents ************************************************************************ Theme Song: "Supermodel" by Jill Sobule "E V A L E S S" Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! Oh, Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love! Let My Love be Forever pt. 2 "You love me?" said a very upset boy. "I wasn't talking to you!" Aoki shot back in anger. "You little queer!" the boy said punching Aoki in the stomach. Aoki keeled over in pain. "I said I wasn't talking to you." Aoki gasped out. The boy glared at Aoki for a while. Aoki caught his breath and tryed to calmly say "I was talking about my friend Ngumo." "Shingure? Your kind are all queer little bitches!" the boy said knocking Aoki to the floor. The boy then commenced to stomping Aoki. When the other boys in the locker room saw who was getting beaten up alot of them decided to join in. Soon pretty much the entire male locker room was taking out every fibe of adolescent frustration on Aoki. One boy, who was not involved with the masacre, saw blood running out of Aoki's nose and mouth and went over to stop his fellow classmen. By the time the kids got back to homeroom the girls had all found out. "WHAT!?!" Megumi screamed. "That boy Furisawa, he like got full on jumped in the locker room." said the girl Megumi was talking to. "He's in the nurses office, and his injuries are really bad." said another girl. "Why can't they all leave him alone" Megumi said quietly. "His boy friend is going to be majorly pissed." said the first girl. "What are you talking about?" Megumi said inqusitively. "His boy-toy, ya know, Shingure." said the girl. "You mean Ngumo?" a different girl asked. "I heard after he got stomped you could see his brain, said one boy in the class to another, or at least that's what Akane heard from Shun who heard it from Hinako, who's cousin works in the emergency room." "At another hospital in America." another boy retorted back sarcastically. Horaki resident: "Hikari, how does my hair look?" Akemi asked. "Your hair looks great but that sailor outfit clashes something awful. I did not know it would be such a tacky combination, here wear this." Hikari says handing Akemi a black and white plaid silk shirt with an orange mini skirt and some white go-go boots. "Arigatou." Akemi says happily. Suzuhara resident: "Hey man that's a real cool shirt." Touji says to Ngumo. "This, thanks, Aoki helped me pick it out." Ngumo said. "Whoa!, you're not wearing your usuall `Fila' sweats." "Yeah, Hikari went with me to the mall to bye a `Polo' sweatsuit and these `Fila' glasses." Touji said. "Cool." Ngumo said back. Ayanmai residence: "Hey sis when are they coming to pick you up?" a boy said. "In about an hour." Rei said to her brother. "I don't have anything to wear, give me some help." Rei said. "Oh alright, you know Rei aside from your red contacts you are so fashionably inept. Try this outfit." the boy says handing her a pair of tight light blue bell bottoms, a white button up shirt, and a red hair band and red suede boots. "You're letting me wear your clothes?, you never let me wear your clothes, ever." Rei said to her brother in utter shock of his kind jesture. "Well Rei I want you to look good on your first high school date." "Arigatou." Rei said in return. Ikari residence: "Ya know Ikari you can not dress to save your life." Asuka said while examining the fact that Shinji was wearing his school uniform. "What will I do with you Shinji?" Asuka said in playful tone while leaning down to give the sleeping Shinji a kiss on his cheek. The lips on his cheek woke him up suddenly. Asuka was't ready to stop though. She began to kiss his lips instead. She began to rub on his chest and pull him closer by his button up shirt. Her tounge finally invaded his mouth. Shinji was flabbergasted at what to do. He was sucumbing to Asuka's tounge inside of his mouth. The taste of her tounge was such a sweet taste. As Asuka finally pulled out of the kiss she said "I knew that would wake you up." Asuka said wiping the small leak of blood from Shinji's nose that ran over his cheek and lips. "Come on you verlierer, we need to pick up Rei." Aida residence: "Mom, i'm outta here. I'm going to Touji's and then we'll all leave from their." Kensuke blurted out. "Sayonara Kensuke-kun." Kensuke's mother said to him. Street leading to Rei's house: "Asuka if I didn't tell you before you look really nice, your dress is cool and the way Hikari did your hair looks really distinguished." Shinji said shyly. "Oh, you silly boy." Asuka said while glomping on to Shinji's arm. "We're here." Asuka anounced as they walked up to the door. Shinji rang the door bell. A tall grey haired boy came to the door. He was wearing red contacts just like Rei's. He had on a tank-top and some very short shorts that didn't leave much to the imagination. He eyed Shinji for what seemed like an eternity before saying anything. "Konichi wa." the boy said. "Rei they're here to pick you up." he yelled up the stairs to Rei. "Try nothing funny on my sister, child." the gray-haired boy said to Shinji. "Uh, I won't." Shinji said timidly. The boy gave a sly smirk to Shinji's response. When Rei walked down the stairs Asuka couldn't help but stare at her. Rei had her hair pulled back by a red hair-band. She was wearing a white shirt tied around her stomach, like Aoki's, and light blue spandex bell bottoms. The whole outfit was just accented by her red suede boots and light blue scarf tied around her neck, not to mention her tan colored bag. Shinji turned his face from the boy to Rei and noticed she was not wearing a bra. Her cleavage was exposed bigtime. Drops of blood started to drip out of Shinji's left nose nostrel. "Do you want a wet nap?" Asuka asked with sarcasm and anger in her voice. "Hey guys how's it going" Rei said as she came to the three teens standing in front of her. "We need to get going guys." Rei said. "I'm so sorry, Asuka Soryu, Shinji Ikari this is my brother..." Rei was interupted by her brother. "...Kaoru-Nagisa Ayanami, please to meet you Mr. Ikari oh and you to Asuka." "You can call me Shinji." Shinji said blushing. "Thank's Shinji, are you taking my sister out?" Kaoru asked. "No, he's MY date, du onanie schwul." Asuka retorted grabbing onto Shinji's arm again. "I'll wait outside" Asuka said while walking out of the door. "Bye Kaoru, thanks for letting me use your clothes." Rei said kissing her brother's cheek. "No prob Rei what else am good I for?" Kaoru said smirking. Rei had stepped outside when suddenly Kaoru called for Shinji. "Here's 20 bucks take care of my little sis, kay?" "Alright" Shinji said smiling. "Oh, and Ikari nice ass!" Kaoru said while closing the door. Again Shinji began to blush. Shinji ran to catch up with the two girls. "What took so long Shinji, flirting with my brother?" Rei said slyly. "Huh?" Shinji said puzzled. "I can tell he likes you." Rei said. "Little schwul flirting with my Shinji like that." Asuka said under her breath. "What was that Soryu, jealous much?" Rei said while smirking. "Of Shinji and his new found homosexual tendencies? Als When!" Asuka said. "I am not gay!" Shinji yells at the two girls. "I know you aren't Shinji-winji but I was onwy stating a fact about my bwuver." Rei said cutely while rubbing her behind against Shinji. "You hundin go crawl up a hole somewhere with your schwul family and you, you, schwul gehen onanieren!" Asuka screamed at the two children. They looked at her completely clueless at what she said. "Asuka's German-Japanese, she sometimes breaks into her native language when she's mad." Shinji explained. "I don't need you to talk for me perv, I speak quite well in 3 different languages." Asuka says seemingly holding back tears. The three continued to walk toward the Suzuhara residence. "Um...Asuka I'm sorry that I upset you." Shinji said quietly breaking the endless silence. "There you go beating up yourself, like always. WHY do you that?" Asuka bellows. "Stop yelling at the kid! Asuka for a person who has a dire crush on this boy you sure got a funny way of showing it." Rei retorted. "I do NOT have a crush on little Shinji." Asuka says not very convincenly "Yeah, Then how come you got so mad when I was rubbing on him." Rei asks. quietly. "And even if I do that is of no concern of yours." Asuka added. "Yeah, right." Rei said again. At the Suzuhara residence: "Aida, you're here." Ngumo said with a smile on his face and his eye slits unseeable.^-^ "Rei, Asuka and Shinji are on their way. You made it here just in time." Ngumo said still too happy for Aida's comfortability. "Hey Shingure why are you so happy to see me?" Kensuke asked. "Anything to get away from Touji's little sister." Ngumo says still smiling very vibrantly. "Oh, Ngumie are we going to play toys again?" A little female voice said. "Sure Yuri why not?" Ngumo said back with his smile deteriorating. Touji nudged Kensuke in the side indicating why Shingure was so glad to see someone his own age. Kensuke gave Touji a sarcastic look. `Ding-Ding' "There here!" Shingure shot up saying with much glee in his face "Asuka, Rei, Shinji you're all here." Rei was the first to speak. "Hi, Shingure nice ensemble and that kyoko(barbie) doll in your hand so totally compliments it." "I didn't know Furisawa was here. Were you two playing toys together? We wouldn't want to disturb you two." Asuka chimed in. "No Asuka, I was playing with Touji's lil sis." Ngumo said while looking at the ground and looking very ashamed. Shinji walked in to say hi to Touji along with Rei while Asuka zipped over to Kensuke Aida. "Hey Aida you got the good stuff?" Asuka asked. "Yeah I broke into the school's picture files and got all the pictures." "Vollkommen!" "What are you two talking about?" Rei asked intently. "Not important! Don't worry about it wonder girl." Asuka shoots at Rei. "Um I hate to be a nuisance..." Shinji says. "Which you usually are." Asuka interupted. "...but shouldn't we get going?" Shinji finishes. "As stupid as you are you're right. Hikari'll kill us if we miss that train." Asuka said while closing the door. "For once we're in agreement Asuuuka." Touji said grinning. "Stop pronouncing every syllable in my name like some dummheit American." Asuka yelled while walking out of the door. At the Horaki's residence front door: "Where the in HELL are they? Those stupid Dummkopfs." Hikari screamed out standing in front of her house door. "Now who's living in sin, foul mouth?" Akemi said slyly. "I'm upset. Leave me alone." Hikari shot back. "Here they come!" Akemi blurted out. "Idiot's get your ASSES in GEAR!!! NOW!!!" Hikari bellowed. The wind from her words completly knocking down Shinji, Asuka and Rei and leaving Kensuke, Ngumo and Touji tryin very hard to keep balance. "Let's GO!" Hikari said grabbing Touji's arm and running down the block toward's the train stop. Every one else was trying very hard to keep up with the two. Rei was the only one able to keep up with the two. "We got ten minutes to make the train guys, get the lead out." Hikari yelled. "Gee, even out of class she takes command." Ngumo said to Akemi. Akemi smiled back at him in agreement. "Babe, I thought we had two different times to choose from." Touji said to Hikari. "I got the schedule for Sunday not Saturday, we got five minutes." Hikari said. "SAY WHAT!?!" the children screamed in unison. In moments Touji and Hikari saw blurs of color zoom pass them. The children all ran for their train and just barely made it. Once they all had got on the train and payed for their tickets Ngumo was the first to speak "We just made it.(Then to Rei) I wonder what Aoki's doing, he was real pissed at me before we left." "Um, dude not to sound mean or anything but could we not talk about Furisawa." Rei said fairly upset. "Oh, okay......Why?" Ngumo asked. "Why what?" Rei said sweetly. "Do you think I'm ashamed of him? Do you think you're to good for him or something?" Ngumo shot back. Seeing the trouble brewing Kensuke and Akemi took their seats in the back of the bus instead of in front of the fuding couple. On their way back they passed Shinji, Asuka, Touji and Hikari. "So Ikari going back to when Rei first came to school. How long have you and Asuka been going at it?" Touji said smirking. Shinji and Asuka's mouths both dropped to the floor in shock. Touji only pointed and laughed at the two. "I for one would like to make it quite evident that me and Shinji are not `going at it' now or anytime soon." Asuka said sternly. "Yeah Ikari probably wouldn't fullfill her." Hikari said slyly. "Hey!" Shinji shot back. "Let me also assure you Ms. Horaki that Shinji is enough for me, you and wonder girl all at once. Trust me I've seen it." Asuka said standing up and pointing at Ikari. "Hey!" Shinji shouted. His face turned very red, Hikari's mouth dropped and Touji started lauging at Shinji. "Gee Shinji you must be a real manly man." Hikari said giggling. "I cower before you Shinji. You and your `balogna-pony'" Touji said still laughing. "Like you can talk Suzuhara. You and your teeni-eenie-weenie little, short and leenie short, short friend." Asuka said smirking. "Bite me Asuuuka!" Touji said. Asuka then commenced to sucking on her pinky finger. "Nothing to it Touji." Asuka said evily. "Just what are you implying Soryu? That Ikari is bigger than Touji." Hikari asked inquisitively. "I'm only stating the facts." Asuka said. "Oh yeah." Hikari said. "Yeah." Asuka said. "Then prove it." Hikari said slyly. "Gladly, Shinji off with those pants. Now!" Asuka demanded. "You to Touji!" Hikari screamed. Shinji, who was not enjoying the conversation topic and was comfortably in his pants, slowly looked up at Touji. Touji was looking very self conscience at the moment. "I did not STUDDER Shinji off with them!" Asuka yelled. "Ticket collection!" yelled the female train cart conductor. Touji got the tickets from Hikari and handed them to the conductor. The conductor slowly made her way to the back and collected Akemi and Kensuke's tickets. "Do you think we should have stayed up their." Akemi said. "Nah." Kensuke responded. He thouht to himself a moment and then said "And that's a direct order private." "Got it major." Akemi said giving him a mock salute. "By the way, Kensuke said slowly, I really like your hair." Akemi gave him a really goofy smile. "You say the cutest things Aida." She said while falling onto his shoulders. Kensuke tensed up at first then relaxed as he wiped the small amount of crimson from his nose. "I saw that." Akemi said with her eyes closed. Kensuke gave out a pathetic laugh. Four seats up: "I just don't feel like my life needs to revolve around him like yours does." Rei said meanly. "You just don't like him because he isn't like everyone else." Ngumo said. "Bull-Shit! My brother is `like him'." Rei said. "You should accept him." Ngumo said. "You know for someone so cute and nice you really can get annoying." Rei shot back. There was a short period of silence. "You think I have a nice ass?" Ngumo asked. "Yeah me and Aoki both." Rei said under her breath. "How dare you?" Ngumo said only to be interupted by Rei with "I've had it with you!" "Why are you acting like such a Mega-Bitch?" Ngumo asked very upsetly. "So now I'm your bitch. Well forgive me if we all can't be as manly as you and Aoki during your little ain't no good men or women around bitch sessions in the bathroom after he runs out of he room real manly-like." Rei said arcastically. One seat over and one back: "The lady is gone Asuka. You can get up." Shinji said softly. Asuka pushed herself off of Shinji. "You guys are too much of a wimp to show us." Asuka said. "No I'm not." Touji said. "I am." Shinji squeaked. "Well if Ikari isn't gonna do it Touji isn't either." Hikari said. "Fine." "I guess no one wins then." Asuka said quietly. Later Asuka got up saying she had to go to the bath room. Soon Hikari looked at Touji's face and she could tell he looked extremely pensive. Just when Hikari was about to ask him what was wrong he got up and headed towards the bathroom. Touji noticed Asuka standing there when he walked over to her, he pushed her head towards his own. There tounges danced as gracefully as a swallow in flight. *THUD* "What was that noise?" Akemi asked. "It came from the where Asuka was standing. Maybe she had a dizzy spell you should go check on her." Kensuke said to Akemi. Akemi lept up from her seat and went to the dark area. "How could you?" Akemi quielty said when she approached the sight of Asuka and Touji suspended in an unbalanced kiss. Hikari had heard the thud and saw Akemi run towards the bathroom. She thought her best friend might be sick or hurt so she got up to go help. When she made it to the area and saw Asuka and Touji kissing she quietly glided past Akemi, over to Asuka and slapped her in the face. And then with teary eyes Hikari made her declaration. "You BITCH! I hate you." Ending Song: To the Moon and Back by Savage Garden ***************************************************************************** Ending Comments: I hope you langoliers are enjoying the new dramatic twists. The story is losing it's innocence and a new mystique is born. I will give you one important detail. Every event and character has some significance no matter how big, small or medium. Fans and Haters please E-mail me. Fans you might be able to milk an entire season out of me before the last episode if anyone has good ideas. Haters help me to see my faults so maybe I can change and you can become a fan instead. My E-mail address is kaorunagisa@yahoo.com Next Ep: Oh, Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love! Let My Love be Forever pt.3 This is the last episode under that title I promise. We finally get to the concert and the kids do a little partying afterwards, Aoki's condition is revealed and he gets a very special visitor. An "ancient one" (Eva:R reference. Check it out it so totally rocks!) More angst's and fun coming your way in the next installment of Evaless: Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! Copyright Stuff: Do and say what you want it just can't change. From: Kaoru Nagisa Subject: [EVA][FanFic] evaless ep. 4 Hey my adoring fans out there in fic world. I am so happy that people like this but I really do wish that if I have more fans that you mail me. This story thrives on viewer opinion. The homepage might take longer than I thought. Some more mysteries are starting to show up in the story. And Here it goes...Tabris Enterprise presents ***************************************************************************** Theme Song: "Supermodel" by Jill Sobule "E V A L E S S" Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! Oh, Cursed Tunnel of Lost Love! Let My Love be Forever pt. 3 "Horaki!, Asuka yelled, wait I can explain, I think" "I highly doubt it Soryu" Hikari shot back. "Babe I..." Touji stopped when Hikari used the power of her icy glare. The three children now back at their seats were arguing with Hikari and Shinji on one side and Asuka and Touji on the other. "You were my friend Asuka. How could you? and you said you loved me. I almost gave you my most precious rectitude my virginity and instead you throw it all away for a tryst with my best friend." Hikari calmly said. "Babe I..." Touji stammered. "What's wrong Touji, at a loss for words don't worry your actions are far more articulate!" Shinji shot out. "That's right Ikari grow a back bone!" Asuka said slyly. "Shut up, you're the ones who betrayed our trusts Soryu!" Shinji retorted. "Why?, said a quiet voice over all of the shouting between the two, I loved you both." "Hikari it just got out of hand we were just...just... I'm sorry!" Touji said with tears appering to fog up his eyes. "So I'm just supposed to forgive you two, and go back to the way things were?" Hikari questioned. "Please" Asuka pleaded. "I would but I just couldn't live with myself." Hikari declared. In another sitting area: "So now showing your feelings makes you a bitch, well don't worry about that to much, because you are nothing but a windup doll." Ngumo yelled. "What did you say?" Rei said softly. This title was only said to her in her dreams. This was a title she never heard from a physical person. It frightened her to hear it actually said. "What in the hell attracted you to me anyway." Ngumo asked in anger. "I don't know, I almost feel like I was made to come to you. Not out of my own free will. We must have a bond." Rei said grabbing Ngumo's hands. "What are you talking about?" Ngumo asked his anger now have faded down. "Let's not fight over something like this." "Um...sure" Ngumo said relieved that their fighting was over. Rei than quietly said to herself "Asuka der zweit kind?" Farther back: "What happened, Kemi?" Kensuke asked. "Your buddy was in their making out with Asuka!" "Fer real, Way to Go Shinji-sama!" "No, you baka it was Asuka and Touji." "No way? They HATE each other." "Way!, That might be why they started kissing. Their working it out right now." "He totally fucked himself this time." Kensuke said quietly. Back at a Hospital in Tokyo 3: "Excuse me young lady he has a family visitor that requested you leave while he is here." said the nurse. Megumi had been at Aoki's bedside while he lie still in his comma. She lifted her tear drenched face off of his hand to see the lady. "Are you sure you are the class representative for 2A?" "Yes, I am Hikari Horaki." said the pigtailed girl. Megumi turned back to Aoki and said "You can't die, not yet." The girl picked up her books and laptop and walked out of the room to go home. A man with dark glasses and a cane entered the room and said.. "So Aoki, you manged to get yourself in trouble already. I should have expected the humans would fear and hate that side of you. You however cannot die. Not yet. You still have to many unfinished objectives. I need you. We need you. The human race needs you, so...WAKE UP!" the man announced. Aoki's life patterns did not change. The man then pulled out of his pocket a small piece of what appeared to be a piece of purple metal and put it into Aoki's mouth and made him swallow it. A tear rolled down Aoki's cheek and he mouthed the words "Let me die, please". The man's response was.. "No, you are still to important." Aoki's life signs began to change rapidly and Aoki sat up in bed and opened his eyes and said "I hate you." In front of the builing: "So Doctor did you check on the patient?" said a tall man. "Do not call me that. Yes after HE left." said a young woman. "Will I expect you at my other site of rest tonight." said the man. "Yes sir." said the woman. "Oh and Mrs. Ayanami don't forget the items of modesty as you did before." said the man. "Yes sir" the woman again answered before they went there separate ways. At the Ayanami Residence: "I beat you, you are such a L-O-S-E-R!" said Kaoru to a young man with brown hair pulled back in a ponytail. "Well, gee son what did you expect I barely know how to play 'Go'. "Whatever oyaji" Kaoru said giving his father the 'L' sign with his fingers. Suddenly the jingle of keys was heard and the front door opened. "Okaasan!" Kaoru yelled as he ran over to his mother to hug her. "Honey, you're home late." The man with the ponytail said. "My expected time at the office was longer than I thought." She said walking over to her husband. "Well don't walk so slowly Ritsu-chan give me a kiss." said the man. "Hello, Ryouji" Ritsuko said affectionately as their mouths met. "Ritsuko, Ryouji that is totally vile to do in front of your son." Kaoru said pointing to himself. They both looked at each other and hugged their son closer to them and then both planted a kiss on him on each side of his face. "Where's Rei?" Ritsuko asked. "She went to the concert with the Ikari kid, you gave her money yesterday, remember?" Kaoru said wih a smirk on his face. "Hai!" Ritsuko said smiling. "OSAKA!, Osaka! If you want to go to Osaka get off!" yelled the train conductor. The eight children got up and scurried off of the train along with an elderly couple and a couple of college guys. They started to walk towards the stadium where the Evangelion's were playing and it dawned on Shinji. "How far of a walk is it?" "Gee, I don't know Ikari, Hikari said grabbing Shinji's arm, you are so smart we should call a cab!" "All of us won't fit in one cab" Kensuke said. "We'll just have to lap it" Hikari said picking up a pay phone. "LAP IT!?!" Toui said. When the cab came he asked for money upfront and Shinji payed. Ngumo and Rei sat in the front. Hikari sat on Shinji's lap on the left side then Touji and Asuka was pushed together beacuse Akemi was on Kensuke's lap was on the other side. The cab hit a bump and Hikari jumped on Shinji's lap. Blood started to drip from his nose. "Hey, Ikari what're you doing over there with my woman." Touji yelled. "I, for right now, am not your woman." HIkari retorted. I see how she wants to play this game Touji thought to himself. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Asuka mouthed to Touji. Toui nodded. Asuka started to rub Touji's chest. "Oh, Touji, Asuka moaned, have you been working out?" "Oh yeah babe just for you. I've been jerking-off with you in my mind. Asuka, make that fantasy a reality?" Touji whined. Shinji's face faulted and Hikari fumed. "YOU PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!" Hikari screamed. "We were trying to show you that there is nothing between us." Asuka stated. "Yeah then why were you two kissing in front of the bathroom?!" Hikari shot back. "We thought there might have been more between us and we wanted to find out, but I, I mean we are truly sorry we ever betrayed you." Asuka said sincerely. Asuka bean to cry "I would never hurt you intentionally Hikari you're my best friend, please forgive us?" Asuka sobbed out. Touji nodded his head in agreement. The cab came to an abrupt halt. The kids scrambeled out of the car. "If you ever betray me again their will be hell to pay!" Hikari said as she hit Touji and Asuka in their heads simultaneously with her purse. The kids smiled and walked into the stadium. The place was packed so the kids via Asuka's, red low cut, back out dress, made it pretty close to the front. The Evangelions started out with their hit song "Jugyouchuu no Shougakkou" or "In the Middle of Class of Elementary School" and moved into "Ja Ja Uma Sasenaide" or Don't Make Me Wild Like You" Akemi: The Eva's are rocking tonight! Rei: Aiya! Touji: I didn't know Megumi was in this group. I always wake up for her morning show. Oh Megumi Hayshibara I love you! Ngumo: I'm a Rei(Sakuma) guy myself! Rei(Ayanami) blushes Hikari: Now are you glad you came Touj?! Touji: Kinda! HIkari: Admit it! Touji: Alright thanks for making me come! Touji kisses Hikari on the cheek and then Hikari(Horaki) blushes Asuka: Why can't you do sweet things like that Ikari! Shinji: Because you're annoying Asuka. Asuka: WHAT did you say!?! Shinji: Nothing! Asuka: Where the hell is Aida going?! Shinji: I don't know! Kensuke gets's close enough to the stage to wave at the girls. Then Eva 01, Megumi, breaks off her horn and throws it to Kensuke. He shooves it into his huge pockets. Kensuke: Hey do "Red Shoe Sunday"! The Evangelions begin to sing "Red Shoe Sunday" followed by "You and Me" as the ending song. "That was so much fun, let's go to that club." Asuka said pointing to a lively little night spot. "We are not old enough and don't have ID Asuka" said Hikari. "Oh, yes we do!" Kensuke said. "I took the initiative to have Aida make us some ID's, now let's go!" "You look kinda young kid" said the door man to Kensuke. "Let me try" Asuka said to Hikari. "Komban Wa!, Asuka said seductively, Me and my friends here would like to get into your club, please, we'll be good I promise." Asuka smiled wide and bounced her well developed breasts. The guy's face faulted and he said.. "You girls can come in but the guys can only come in if they enter the dance contest." "Sure they'll do it what's the prize?" asked Hikari. "That's a surprise,said the bouncer, and you Ms...." "Asuka-Langley Soryu" Asuka said. "Soryu? be du Deutschland" the man said. "Jawohl!" Asuka responed. "Ich be zu, Wo be du von?" the man asked. "Can we stop the Germanese for a bit while we go into the club?" Touji requested. "Go ahead" the man said. "Asuka here is the key to my private suite, the V.I.P. area see ya there!" the guy said winking at Asuka. She walked into the club. She grabbed Shinji and beagn to dance with him. Hiakri bagan to pull Touji onto the dance floor and Akemi did the same to Kensuke. Rei began to grind Ngumo and he was loving every moment of it. She could tell because he constantly kept wiping the blood from his nose. "You're a chronic nose bleeder huh, Shingure?" Rei asked smriking and spining around on her heel to face him. "A disease that seems to affect no on else but Japanese males." He smirked back. He grabbed her by the waist and pressed forward into her grind. "Eww, look at them it looks like the're having sex with their clothes on!" Hikari said being spun around by Touji. "Sounds fun to try" Touji said imitating Ngumo's interesting dance move. "You pervert!" Asuka and Hikari said in unison as the hit Touji with their purses. Asuka was dancing around Shinji and sliding her hair back as they danced to an American bands song. Some band called the "Might Mighty Bosstones" or something like that. Shinji would not dare be as brave as Touji and Ngumo and risk trying to get Asuka to grind him. Even if he wanted to he was not that stupid. Asuka wanted to grind him but feared certain lower abdominal structures poking her in the butt. Not that she minded with Shinji but with their relationship she would have no choice but to knock him with her purse. Asuka was quite taller that Shinji especially in heels so she tryed to keep her knees bent as to not intimidate him. "Shinji why don't you try something new?"Asuka asked a little upset. He then promptly spun he around. She was so happy she lost herself in happiness and began to grind him anyway. "Not you too Asuka?" Hikari asked with pleading eyes. Asuka finally left her dream state and started to dance as she was at first. "Funny, she ain't hit him wit her bag, huh? Touji asked Hikari loud enough for Asuka to hear." "Mind your own buisness, Suzuhara" Asuka retorted. "Yeah." Hikari added. All of a sudden... everyone noticed that Kensuke was scratching his head. "What's the prob Aida-kun, lice?" Asuka asked. "No, I saw a scene like this in a movie before, what is it... oh..my..God..it's...a...Yakuza club!" Kensuke said to his six friends. Six! "We need to get out of here. Where the hell is Asuka?!" Touji asked. Ending Song: To the Moon and Back by Savage Garden ***************************************************************************** Ending Comments: I hope you liked. I don't have much to say. They say silence is golden so I'll shut-up now. Next Ep.: "The 4 of You Dance like you Want to Win. Shinji no Baka!/ Mob, Mob! Fire, Fire! There's Nothing Left to do But..." The kids are trapped and no one can help them. It's left up to the boys ability to 'bust a move' to get everyone out. And Asuka's chastity is in major danger. Copright Stuff: Dido! From: Kaoru Nagisa Subject: [EVA][FanFic] evaless ep. 5 I am having entirely to much fun writing this story. Thanks for the increased fan mail. I will start using some of your ideas, starting with the one at the bottom of this announcement. All of the suggestions are helpful. I have some sad news for these openings will be getting shorter. Also the copyright info is going away. Along with the shortening of the ending comments the story might seem a little more enigmatic. And the main point of Evaless is to make you think much like it's prdecessor, the wonderful show Shin Seiki Evangelion or Neon Genesis Evangelion. And now on with the fic. Tabris Enterprises presents... [LIME] thanks Mr.Jim Lazar ***************************************************************************** Theme Song: "Supermodel" by Jill Sobule "E V A L E S S" Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! "The 4 of You Dance like you Want to Win. Shinji no Baka!/Mob, Mob! Fire, Fire! There's Nothing Left to do But..." "Asuka, where are you?" Hikari called out. On stage the children looked up to see some college guys in really embarasing costumes performing to karaokes. "What the hell kinda place is this?" Touji asked. "I just wanna get Asuka and get outta here." Hikari pleads to Touji. Upstairs: "Hello, Ms. Soryu" said the mysterious older man. "I gonna need to know your name sir." Asuka said cutely. "Oh, what's in a name Ms. Soryu. So do you and your friends come here often?" asked the man inquisitively. "No, we just came here for the Eva concert. I saw this place and decided that I had a itch to party." Back Downstairs: "Hey dudes it's your turn!" yelled a suited man to the children. "Our turn, our turn for what?" Shinji asked. "Why to get on stage and shake the money maker kid. Did you really think there ain't no price for coming into this club and being a band of rotten high school punks?" replied the suited man. Ngumo being a pretty adult looking BOY thought that maybe he could intimiate the man into getting out of the club. "Listen up buddy, I don't know who you're talking to but me and my friends don't like your club and we'll be leaving now." Ngumo said sternly. The man only replied to this by kneeing Ngumo in the stomach. Ngumo keeled over in pain. Rei and Hikari ran over to comfort him. "You children will dance or you won't leave, the man said pulling out the silver hanle of a gun, oh and learn to control your little lap dog or he might not be such a LIVEly one." Back Upstairs two people who seem like old friends have been talking for hours. "Ha, ha, ha Asuka you are so funny." "Yeah, well that's what happened." Asuka giggled. "You know Asuka you are really nice and I would like to know you better." said the man. "Uh, what do ya mean?" Asuka asked innocently. "Ya know, the man said touching Asuka's thigh, one in body, then grabbing her hand, and soul, the man said kissing Asuka's fingertips." "What are you doing, get off of me! Oh, As If!" Asuka screamed. "What's your prob?, the man asked, Don't tell me a girl who acts the way you do is modest about sex." "I am a virgin you bastard! And I'm FIFTEEN so how do you like dem apples?" Asuka declared. "I like them alot Ms. Soryu which is why I called you up to my personal suite." "You pervert!!!" Asuka screamed. The man blocked Asuk's swing at him. He grabbed he wrists and pushed her against the wall. "Get offa me! My boyfriend is downstairs and he's big and he'll kick your ass!" Asuka said clearly upset. "You mean the little shrimp you were holding onto before you walked in here, I don't think so." said the man. Back downstairs we see a different scene. "Ngumo are you alright?" Rei asked. Ngumo's only response was a cough off blood. She knew it would be pointless to try to fight back, the entire club was probably holding some sort of fire-arm on them. "I'll go first." said spinless Shinji. Again up the red carpeted stairs Asuka knees the man in the groin. "You Dumpkoff you should know not to test Queen Germany" Asuka said regaining her composure. She saw the man trying to get up so she leaped over him and down the stairs. She ran into the arms of the safest male, not the strongest, but definitely the most safe, to her at least. "Oh, Shinji." Asuka said sobbing. "Did he touch you?" Hikari asked in anger. "No." Asuka said weakly. "Listen up kiddies, you ain't leaving this club unless you win the contest and their are others trying just as hard to leave." said the first suited man. He looked at the children Akemi clinging to Kensuke, Rei and Hikari helping up Ngumo, Touji with his fist up and Asuka holding to her Shinji. "We'll do it!" Touji said growling. "Let the show begin." Said the man who almost raped Asuka. Kensuke got up and tried to dance but it was extremely hard due to his huge JNCO jeans. He tripped twice and even his friends could barely stiffle their laughs let alone the yakuza in the club. "WHAT are you doing?!?" Hikari screamed. "You try to dance in jeans that cover your feet." he screamed back as he fell off of the stage. Akemi ran over to him and tried to not make his loss look so ultra pathetic. Ngumo stumbled to the stage next. "You are in NO condition to dance." Rei exclaimed. "I'm a guy Rei, a punch to my stomach ain't gonna hurt me none." "Be careful." Rei replied to Ngumo. "How hurt could I get, I'm only dancing." Ngumo said giving Rei the v-sign. He ran up to the stage and began dancing to some slow angsty love song. Not much moving he could do but it still looked pretty good. Shinji and Touji got up on the stage together and did a dance in perfect synchronization. They jumped and flipped and turned and then looked at each other and winked and then leaped off the stage grabbed Hikari and Asuka in their arms and tryed to fly threw the door. They were promtly stopped by two armed yakuza henchman. They dropped the girls. "Shinji no BAKA!" Asuka screamed clearly upset. Little did anyone know but in the back Akemi and Kensuke were intent on going home immediately. They had succesfully started a fire. They ran out of the bathroom screaming. "What is your damage?" Asuka asked the banshee twins. "There's a fire in the back." Akemi yelled back. "There's nothing left to do but...RUN!!!" Touji screamed grabbing Hikari's hand and avoiding the human hurdles as everyone ran out of the club. All of the children continued running until they made it to the train station. They swiftly payed for their tickets and leaped into their seats. "Was that a rush or what?" Akemi screamed. "I think we have a different definition of rush Kemi, Hikari informed, You two were so brave picking up me and Asuka like that." Touji and Shinji blushed. "I don't think it was so brave, seemed pretty dumb to me." Asuka retorted. "Oh please Asuka, I saw the goofy 'Shinji my hero' look on your face when he picked you up." Rei shot back. "I think it was more like a look of nausea from that cheep perfume of yours." Asuka said angrily "Oh yeah?" Rei bellowed. "Yeah!" Asuka shot back. The two girls were in each other faces growling at each other. They growled this way for at least six minutes until...bar "Oh, would you two stop it." Ngumo said plainly. "Why should I?!" The girls said in unison. "You know that in unison 'why should I' is getting just a little tired." Hikari pointed out. The two girls "Hmmph"ed and sat down. This time the seating arrangements were arranged differently. Shinji had the window seat and sat across from Kensuke. Asuka sat next to Shinji on the outside and Akemi sat across from her. On the other side of aisle Ngumo had the window seat and across from him was Hikari. Rei sat next to Ngumo and across from her was Touji. Hikari had borrowed Touji's sweater and was softly sleeping on his shoulder. He had put on her hat and had pulled hus glasses onto his t-shirt. Shinji's head was placed in Asuka's lap and she was stroking his hair. Rei was leaning against Ngumo and vice versa. Ngumo's head hung over her blue hair. Kensuke and Akemi had their forheads leaned to each other and was talking quietly behind Akemi's 'blonde' pigtails. Asuka reached into her hair and pulled out the french bun Hikari had done for her. She looked around to see if anyone was awake and leaned down to Shinji's face she put her lips to his and opened his mouth with her tounge. Her tounge slowly pushed into his mouth beggining their long kiss. Shinji never opened his eyes. "Thanks for saving me Shinji-chan" Asuka said sliding back the hair that had fallen into her face. The only reponse Asuka got was a mumble of a name long forgotten... "Kaoru-kun" Asuka could feel tears starting to well up in her eyes. But she promptly stopped them. She had no use for tears only revenge. "You're going to pay for that one Ikari" Asuka whispered into Shinji's ear. Shinji shuddered. Across from Asuka, Kensuke and Akemi were still talking. "Did you have fun?" Kensuke asked. "Besides us almost loosing our lives it was a blast." Akemi responded. "Akemi, you're great but it seems like I don't really know that much about you." "Well, there's not much to know. My mother is dead and my father works for the Japanese intelligence. I don't remember what he looks like but they, I mean my Aunt and Uncle that I live with, say his hair is as brown as an oak tree and his eyes are black and he's real smart." "You haven't seen him in pictures?" Kensuke asked. "Unh-unh, they aren't aloud to take pictures of intelligence agents. They had me when they was real young, I think my mom was 18 and he was 19. I like to write. I also like to read mangas and doujinshi, but what respectable japanese girl doesn't read doujinshi's when she can. My Aunt Seyoko and Uncle Henry is on my mother's side. Uncle Henry is American but speaks better Japanese than I do. I used to have a crush on him. I've been living in Tokyo 3 since 2010. I also like computers. There you now know my entire life story from birth to now, happy?" "Tscha!" Kensuke said. "Look we're approaching Tokyo 3, I can here the construction. I'll go wake up the others." Akemi said. "Waitta minute Kemi, I REALLY like you and want to know would you go out with me?" Kensuke asked. "We're already out Aida-kun." Akemi responded. "No, I mean will you be my girlfriend?" Kensuke asked. Akemi froze then closed her eyes and lowered her face to Kensuke's and then pushed her lips to his and said... "Anta Baka? Of course!" Akemi responded. She then giggled away to wake the others up. The phone rings and a boy with wavy blonde-brown hair runs to answer it... Over at the Ayanami residence: Kaoru sneezed and then said... "So how was it Rei" "The most, and theirs this boy I want you to meet tommorow." "What for?" "I think you might like him." "I doubt I'll 'LIKE' any of your friends but since this seems so important to you I'll do it out of kindness. But if he starts to annoy me with his petty problems and convoluted logic I am going to kill you, bigtime!" Over at the Ikari residence: A girl in a long sleep shirt slowly sneeked into Shinji's room and cuddled up to him on his bed. When Shinji awoke from the abrupt movement of the girl she was face to face to him with her eyes closed. "What the hell are you doing in my room!" Shinji screamed. "Oh nuffin Shinji, jus seeping." Asuka groggily replied. Shinji got out of his bed and walked into the kitchen and got a cup of ice cold water and went back into his room and drenched Asuka. *SPLASH* "ANTA BAKA?!? SHINJI NO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" Asuka bellowed loud enough to wake up Tokyo 3 to get a head start on their Sunday morning as she chased him down the stairs. "Those two are such good friends." Yui said to herself. Ending Song: To the Moon and Back by, Savage Garden ***************************************************************************** Ending Comments: Sorry if the story seems to be getting shorter but I just need to establish a few things in these episodes before I move on to the heart of the story. Next Ep.: "Enter Nerv! What the HELL is Going on Here?" The concert is done, finally, and now we need to know what's going on with these children. Why are they here? Where is Tokyo 2? Why was Tokyo 3 chosen as the new capital instead of Tokyo 2? Who was the man who came to see Aoki last episode? Who are Akemi's parents? Is her mother actually dead? Why is Aoki so important to the world? What does Megumi know about this importance? Why was Rei speaking german? What did she say? Why did she say it? What is the bond between Rei and Ngumo? Why does Megumi look so much like Ranma? Why does Akemi look so much like Misato? Why does Kaoru resemble Rei? How come Rei and Kaoru look nothing like their parents? How come the children are still wearing their junior high uniforms in high-school? Will Kaoru like Aoki? Will he give up on Shinji? Will Aoki like Kaoru? Will he give up on Ngumo? Is their a reason that each of the children keep their chastity? Will profesor Katsuragi do anything to make sure they do? Does Misato have a boyfriend? Who is he? Is every character from Shin Seiki Evangelion in this fan fic? Why didn't Aoki tell Ngumo about the locker room massacre? What was the purple metal Aoki ate? Can it cure other diseases? Will second imapact occure? How come the writer has not used any of the older characters as much as the children? Will anyone sport a plugsuit? Who will die? Who will live? Why does Nerv have files on every child in Tokyo 3? Does the fic writer have finger cramps after writing this paragraph non-stop? Do any of these questions count to the story plot? Will any of these questions actually be answered in the next episode? I'll answer the last question right now: "NO!! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!, but you should catch the next episode anyway." Sayonara! From: Kaoru Nagisa Subject: [EVA][FanFic] evaless ep. 6 Hello! I am glad to say that I have abandoned the idea of the Evaless lemons. It was a dumb idea, that I just couldn't write. Tabris' homepage is almost done and up. I'm sure the members of Tabris are all very glad to hear this and episode 7 is well in the works. Some people have been asking how long Evaless will be? Answer= 2 seasons, 19 episodes and an explanation for the story/notes/questions answered. I am getting desperate for mail now. I need to know if anyone is actually reading this. If not I will sum this up quickly and cease writing it. So if you fans don't want to see that drop me an e-mail. I will even settle for 'evaless sucks' from a fan and 'i wish death upon you' from a hater. While I'm talking about stuff I would like to acknowledge the newest inductee to the Tabris family...The English Shinji. Anyway enough with my spilled drivle along with the fic, presented by Tabris Enterprises... [LIME] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Theme Song: "SuperModel" by Jill Sobule "E V A L E S S" Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! "Enter Nerv! What the HELL is Going on Here?" Aoki awoke fairly early, he like everyone in Tokyo 3 had an abrupt wake up call thanks to the demonmess German girl Asuka Langley Soryu. He walked into the bathroom to brushj his teeth and wash-up. He then walked over to his closet to decide what to wear. He walked into his huge closet and looked around but figured his eyes were pointless looking in a closet that big so he walked over to his computer and clicked on the little hanger icon. Instantly an entire fashion consultant came up with his entire wardrobe compiled in it. He quickly typed in the words 'First Date' and hit enter. A long list of colors and shades appeared on his terminal. He moved down to the red shade and clicked it. Another list of colors then came up and he clicked yellow. A huge 'FAUX PAS' came up on his screen so he clicked gray. The computer then gave him a few questions like 'shorts or pants' and 'long sleeve or short' and Aoki answered them. The computer than popped an image of him in boxers and then covered him with a shirt, the shirt was red and it was short sleeved it was kind of sheer but not enough for anyone to really see through it, and some silver pleather jeans that were kinda loose on him. He picked up his black boots with the fat heel and his gray fisherman hat. He walked over to his closet and dressed leaving off the hat and then walked over to his small mirror and looked at himself. He pulled the short messed up braid out and and began to brush his hair. He pulled out two clips and slid his hair behind his ears and clipped it that way. He finally put on the hat and stood up to pat his outfit down for any marks or stains. "This Kaoru boy better be fun or I am going to mutilate Ngumo." Aoki said as he beagn to walk downstairs for breakfast. At the Ayanami residence: "This Aoki boy better be cute or Rei is going to get it." Kaoru said as he finished brushing his teeth. He walked into his room and began to look in his closet for something to wear. He picked up a black shirt with a huge red 'X' on it and two red stripes along the side. He put it on and showed his arm muscles well. He picked up a choker with a cross hanging from it and snapped it on. Kaoru went to his mirror and examined his half naked body, the shirt ended highly above his belly button and he never wore boxers or briefs. He then picke up a pair of baggy black jeans and fastened them up onto himself. After that he put on some calf length leather boots and buckled up the four gold buckles and slid his jeans inside of the boots before pulling the straps tightly. He pulled out a comb and began to comb his wild gray hair. He then looked at himself in the mirror and unbuckled his jeans they still stayed on his waist so he left them that way and went downstairs for breakfast. In Rei's room: "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..." Rei snored out, the blue-haired babe was sleeping very cozily in her bed and was enjoying her sunday morning. Suddenly a knock came to her door and the boy called out, "You better get up or were goin to be late." "Fine Nagisa I'll get up in a little while." "I don't think so Rei!" Kaoru said as he barged into his sister's room and flung the covers off of her to reveal her in a very sheer red nighty. "BAKA NO!!!" Rei screamed as jumped out of her bed. "Oh, come on Rei, Not like it's nothing of yours I've not seen before, ya know." Kaoru said with a smirk on his face. "ANTA BAKA? I'll kill you!!" Rei said as she pounced to the floor into her slippers and then gave Kaoru a wicked round house kick, which Kaoru blocked with his arm and a smirk. "That's it you DIE this morning!" Rei said as she pulled her ten ton schoolbag from out of nowhere and began to swing at Kaoru. "If that's the case I am taking my good for nothing, lazy sister with me!" Kaoru retorted as he pulled out a huge wooden hanger from thin air. "Beautiful Attack of a 'Blue Haired-Babe' Scorned, Magical Revolution Dance!" Rei screamed as her body began to turn in uncontrollable 360's with ten tons of weight at the end of the cyclone. "Get Your Ass Up Attack of a Disrespected Brother, Repeated Supreme Hit Halation!" Kaoru said as his huge wooden hanger transformed into billions of tiny projectile ones made of pure light. As Rei began spinning towards him Kaoru began throwing his weapons 'repeatedly'. The feuding siblings took their battle out of the door, down the hallway, over the stairwell banister and into the kitchen where their mother said... "Breakfast is ready." She was totally ignored so she tried again... "Um...Breakfast is ready." The children kept going at it, as Rei spun in for a lower attack Kaoru leaped behind her and continued throwing. "That's it...Japanese Housewife's Textured Noodle attack, Akagi Crescent Beam Illusion!" Ritsuko screamed as she projected a million noodles from her fingertips to wrap around the two children and stop their ravishmment of the house. "Sorry mom." Rei said. "Yeah s..sorry Ritsuko." Kaoru hesistantly said. Ryoji walked down the stairs to see tiny hangers all over the place and his children wrapped up in noodles. "What happened here?" Ryoji asked. Kaoru, Rei, and Ritsuko began to laugh weakily before lowering their heads. Over at the Shingure residence: "Go right on up Aoki, maybe you can wake him up." Ngumo's mother said as Aoki happily hopped up the stairs. He opened the unlocked door to Ngumo's room and saw Ngumo's blanket bunched up around his waist and chest area. He could see Ngumo's bare legs and chest so he just assumed that Ngumo had on boxers. When Aoki pulled back the covers he saw Ngumo's hand between his legs and he had no boxers on. He didn't have briefs on for the record either. "He was jerking off." Aoki said quietly to himself. Aoki's hypothesis was proving by the huge wet stain next to Ngumo's hand. "How, disgusting. I better go out and knock loudly so he won't be embarased." Aoki said quietly to himself. Aoki knelt down to look at Ngumo's body, he was MUCH more muscular than Aoki was and he felt kind of intimidated at the moment. He then looked at how hard Ngumo was. Aoki tripped out of the room covering his nose as to avoid red spots on the good carpet. When he finally made it into the hall he pushed out a tissue and said to himself... "I forgot all about morning wood." Aoki began to bang loudly on Ngumo's door. That and the draft in the room awoke Ngumo. Aoki walked into the room as Ngumo put his boxers back on. "A..Aoki I didn't know that was you knocking." Ngumo stuttered nervously. "What's wrong Ngumo, In here doing something very WRONG." Aoki said. "N..N..No" Ngumo said as he began to blush. "Well were's your clothes were going to be late." Aoki said. "I have to go brush my teeth and shower, I'll be back in one minute." Ngumo said as he went into the bathroom. "Let me pick him out something out to wear." Aoki said as he entered Ngumo's closet. The closet did not even begin to compare to Aoki's. Aoki saw some JNCO jeans and a cute white and gray muscle shirt that he thought would look nice. He pulled out Ngumo's tennis shoes and a white hat he could wear backwards and lay it on the bed. When Ngumo came out of the bathroom all he had on was the choker Aoki gave him and a long towel hanging over his shoulder coming down to his knees. Aoki tryed not to stare. "Your mom told me to give this to you, It came in the mail." Aoki said handiong his friend an envelope and taking off his hat. Ngumo looked at the the letter and noted the sender. "Ryokuto II academy." Ngumo said to himself. "What did you say, Ngumo?" Aoki asked. "Oh nothing." Ngumo responded. Aoki stood up and began to hold up the clothes to Ngumo's body... "How do you think this looks?" Aoki asked. "I dunno, that's why I have you here." Ngumo said smiling. Ngumo began to dress roughly but Aoki grabbed his hands and said... "You'll rip it, let me" Aoki pulled the shirt down just right on his friend and then gave Ngumo the jeans and waited for him to pull those up before pulling the shirt down. Aoki then slapped the hat on Ngumo's head backwards. He bent down to pick up the gray tennis shoes and handed them to Ngumo. As the two boys walked out of the door Aoki said... "I never knew you didn't wear any underclothes." "Only sometimes." Ngumo said as they got on the bus heading for the theater. At the theater: "Where the HELL are they, I am so going to kill those two." Rei said angrily. "Calm down, I'm sure they have a very good reason for standing us up for so long." Kaoru said. Just as Rei's anger reached a boiling point Aoki and Ngumo came running up towards the siblings. "Where the HELL were you two? We've already missed like three showings." Rei fumed. "Sorry." The two boys said in unison with their heads hung low. After everyone introduced themselves the children bought their tickets and went in to the theater showing area. At the Ikari Residenece:"You are just so dense, Shinji" Asuka screamed at her friend. "I asked you to tutor me not insult me." Shinji retorted. "Whatever, finals are a few months away and you don't understand easy stuff like this." Asuka said. "Thats why I have you." Shinji said smirking. After a few hours of studying: "Asuka, with a couple or more weeks of your training I'll be able to do this no prob." Shinji said confidently. Acouple of weeks and so later: "I don't get it, I don't get it, don't get it, don't get it. I'm gonna fail." Shinji whined. Asuka fell out of her chair with a thud and a face fault. "Shinji no baka." Asuka said weakly. Under at Nerv: "...and the rebuilding of the city?" asked a hologram that said sound only. "Well sir, I.." answered a woman with short blonde hair. "Worry not Mister, Everything is set well in time according to the plan." interupted a man with dark red glasses and messed up hair. "You sound tired commander, are their any problems?" the hologram asked. "That's partially my fault, sir." the blonde haired woman responded blushing. "Well then this meeting is adjourned."The hologram said as it vanished from sight. The man with red glasses grabbed the lab coat of the woman as she was about to exit his office and pulled her in for a kiss. The man began to fondle her breasts and remove her loose purple shirt, but was halted by a jingle at the door. The woman scurried under the man's desk and unzipped his pants. As the door opened... "Hi honey, I brought you lunch." the invading woman said. "Thakyou Yui but I am very busy." the man said as he gritted hi teeth. "Oh, alright I'll see you when you get home then." Yui said as she exited her husbands office. Just as she closed the door Gendo let out a yelp and came. "Gee, you held that one in long sir." the woman said as she got up from under the desk. The man smirked at the comment and the blonde woman left the office. Gendo zipped his pants up after she closed the door. At the Ayanami Residence: "So you're going on another date with Aoki?" Rei asked. "Yeah" Kaoru responded as he pulled up his jeans. "So you two really hit it off those months ago?" Rei asked. "Not really, I'm going to let him down gently today." Kaoru said. "You're breaking up with him?" Rei asked "Tscha, we never went out."Kaoru said slyly. "That's kind cold." Rei said. "Shinji's the only real man in my life." Kaoru said as he put on his shirt. "You sound pathetic, you met him like all of one time." Rei retorted. "Yeah but we had an instant bond. I like him." Kaoru said plainly. "I just don't think you should string Aoki along like that, I mean Ngomu tells me he's really into you. How come you don't like him." Rei asked. "Because his name is not Shinji." Kaoru said plainly. "Ha-Ha" Rei said sarcastically. "Because... I mean he's cute and all but he's a total ditz. He just does stupid things alot, and at least Shinji doesn't have it in for you like Aoki does." Kaoru said "Whatev." Rei said. "Tell Ritsuko and Ryoji I'm leaving." Kaoru said walking otu of the door. "Don't you mean mom and dad?" Rei asked. "Whatev." Kaoru said as he slammed th door. At Nerv: Misato walked down the corridors with a foldr in her hand and smiling. Her work was done for the day and she decided she was going to hit the bar. As she walked to the facility she noticed a very familiar face. It was her good buddy Ritsuko. "Hey Ritsu, How's married life treating you?" Misato asked. "Just fine, I guess." Ritsuko responded. "You don't look very happy." Misato said. "Well the committe just shrunk the budget, but they still want us to stay on schedule according to their plan." Risuko said. "Money, money they are just so impatient. Why would they do that?" Misato asked. "They think were using the money for other purposes." Ritsuko said. "Other purposes?" Misato asked. "You know...sortie?" Ritsuko wispered. "Oh." Misato responded. "So.." Ritsuko said. "So..Tell me how the rebuilding is going." Misato said "You know we can not talk about such prvate matters so openly Ms. Katsuragi." "Fine then, let's go somewhere more private." The two women walked down the corridor in silence. They turned around a small corner and got on an escalator going up. The women walked down another corridor and got in an elevator. The two women then rounded another corner and opened the door. "Ah, old stomping grounds." Misato said zealously. "I should have known you would be taking me to the bar, Katsuragi." Ritsuko said. Misato laughed at her friends comment. It was one of the many resons she liked Ritsuko, her wit and sarcasm. The two women walked over to one of the many empty tables in the room. They sat down and called over a young looking waiter with short brown hair. "Can take your order ladies?" the waitr asked. "YEAH, I'll have two 6 packs of beer." Misato said. "Do you have a preferable brand?" the waiter asked. "No, and I'll have pretzels and ginger ale to end and...oh Ritsu did you want something?" Misato asked. "Just a ginger-ale thanks." Ritsuko said. The waiter finished writing down the order then walked away muttering something to himself about not holding down ones liquor. The man came back quickly and Misato took two straws and drank two beers at one time. "So Ritu how's the children?" Misato asked. "You should be the one telling me." Ritsuko smirked back. Misato laughed at this and then said "No I mean your batch." Misato said. "Well, they're fine." Ritsuko said. "How is HE?" Misato asked as she finished beer number 6. "Which HE?" Ritsuko asked. Misato dipped her finger in her beer and drew a hiragana symbol on the table. "Oh, him. He's fine." Ritsuko said. "Sho how is married life going?" Misato asked starting beer number 9. "Oh you mean Kaji, he's fine and I finally understand why you missed all those days back in college." Ritsuko said smirking. Misato groaned loudly. Misato finished beer number 10 and said "SOOOOOOOooooooooooooo, you shtill parking mishter head commander guy?" Misato said drunkidly. (As if we couldn't tell) Ritsuko face screwed up in denial. "What are you talking about?" Ritsuko asked. "Oh shno need to be shy Ritchu, we allllllll knew you were I mean denying poor Maya what she wanted like that and going for someone sho vile..." Misato said. "Misato shut up, I don't even know who or what you're talking about you're just drunk." Ritsuko said. "Oh no. No no no no no, being drink makesh you forget in..in..inhibishions not the truth." Misato said. "You should go home, Misato." Ritsuko said. "Ohkay ohkay." Misato said as she threw her ginger-ale at Misato and ran wobbily out of the door. Ritsuko stood up and walked over to the cashier to pay. She then walked to the ladies room to clean herself off. The waiter from earlier walked over to the table to the table to clean up the empty cans and cups and noticed something on the table. He then muttered to himself "Angel?" Misato stumbled down the block leading to her apartment. She then came upon two blots of color, one was brown and white and the other was red and blue. "Hey can you blots help me home?" "Huh?" said the red and blue one. Misato shook her head then looked up again and the 'blots' had 'transformed' into Shinji and Asuka. "Katsuragi-sensai are you alright?" Asuka asked. "No, can you two help me home?" Misato asked. "Sure." Shinji said. The two children hooked Misato's arms around their necks and began to walk towards an apartment complex. "If I'm late because of this Shinji, I'll kill you." Asuka whispered. After the three people had walked around Misato's ENTIRE apartment complex knocking on doors trying to figure out where she lived, Misato remembered that her house number was on her keys. The two children lugged the drunken Misato upstairs to her apartment. Misato leaned on Shinji as Asuka took the keys to prepare to open th door. "Hey Asuka, Shinji?" Misato called. "Yes." the two children answered in unison. "Please don't tell anyone about this. I know this is an improper way for a teacher to behave. And thank you." Misato groggily said. "Hai." Shinji said. "Hai Katsuragi-sensai." Asuak said. At the house of a certain red haired girl: Megumi lay on her bed with a pen in her hand and a small book next to her. She was wearing a two piece pink sleeping outfit. It showed of her calfes and hang loosely on her upper body. The girl picked up the book and pen and began to write. June 11,2016 Dear Diary, I am really starting to get mad at Rei. She's acting like a real mean person. She was my best friend but now she has new friends and another boyfriend. That's right another. Rember entry #47, that american boy Bobby, he got her pregnant and everything. She had to borrow money from me to pay for the pregnancy termination. Which she has not payed me back for, might I add. Ngumo is a little sweeter than Bobby but all boys usually have bad intentions. I have however met one of the nicest males alive. His name is Aoki Furisawa. He has long blonde and brown hair. He tall and really polite. The only problem is I don't think he likes girls. according to the girls in my school(namely Asuka,I'l tell about her in a minute) he likes this boy named Ngumo. And Ngumo just happens to be Rei's new boyfriend. What a soap opera... I like Aoki and Aoki likes Ngumo and Ngumo likes Rei. Rei has adjusted pretty well unlike me. Its just so hard making new friends. But Aoki is the same way. I'm telling you diary, I'm going to do something drastic to get that boy. I might even try to seduce him. My mom would turn over in her grave to hear me say something like that. There is also another boy who is very sweet in my new class. His name is Shinji. He is the only boy who talks to me. He never made fun of me when I read during lunch either. But according to Rei he's taken...by Kaoru. Yeah Kaoru. Is every boy I like gay? I mean come on. But Asuka says other wise. She acts like she likes him. Asuka is a german-japanese girl with red hair and strange red clips in her hair. Those clips must be some trend because another girl named Akemi has a yellow pair. Anyway, Asuka is pretty well, she's kind of... stuck up, egotistic attitude, arrogant, strange, spoiled, cold-hearted, double personality, stubborn, unsympathetic, self-centered, super absurd, disgusting! Oh, forgive me that was mean. I should go to bed. I'm still thinking about Aoki. I REALLY like him. After finals I'll try my best to get a boyfriend(him). Did I mention finals? Bye Diary. Megumi closed her book and put the diary under her mattress. She then walked into her fathers room and kissed him good night. She crawled back into her bed to dream...possibly of her unrequited love. Asuka opened the door and suddenly somebody strong pounced on her and began to kiss her. As she tried to push the person off she could tell the person was male and very much naked. Not only the bare chest but also the nudge that kept hitting her thigh was a constant reminder of the sex of the person who had jumped on her. Asuka began to strugglr fiercly but to no avail, the man was too strong. She gave up and for what seemed like an eternity let the man touch her and kiss her. "I'll make you forget all about Kaji." the man said as he continued to kiss Asuka. "Makoto!!!" Misato screamed as she quickly sobered up due to the turn of events. The man looked down at the girl who he obviously thought was Misato and saw a red-haired girl with tears welling in her eyes. "Aaaagggh, Asuka I am so sorry." the man said. How did he now my name Asuka thought to herself. "Asuka are you alright?" Misato asked. "Yeah, I think so." Asuka said. The man ran into the apartment to get a robe as he coverd himself. Misato invited the two children in for something to drink and an explanation. "I'm sorry, I thought you were Misato and I was going to surprise her tonight." the man said. The man picked up his glasses that were laying on the stand next to him and put them on. "This is my boyfriend Hyuga Makoto." Misato said. "I am really sorry Asuka, this is so embarasing." Makoto said. Asuka only stood up and patted down her dress. "Have we met before?" Asuka asked. "I don't think so. Why?" Makoto asked. "No reason. Shinji you ready to go?"Asuka asked. "Sure." Shinji said as he stood up and began to walk near the door. "You didn't even drink your drinks." Misato shouted as the two exited. When the two had left Misato turned to Makoto and said "You called her Asuka before I introduced her. If they figure anything out, the commander will have you killed." Makoto solemnly turned his head to the oposite direction of his girlfriend. Along the pathway to Asuka's 'house': "Asuka, are you really okay?" Shinji asked. "Yeah." Asuka responded. "Really?" Shinji asked. "I'm just fine."Asuka said not convincenly. "So then why did you want to get out of there so fast." Shinji asked. "I need to get home before I'm late." She responded. "You're lying." "No I'm not." "Really?" Shinji asked. "Well, gee I mean that's like guy number two who tried to rape me and I'm not even in tenth grade yet." Asuka said as her voice cracked. "Asuka I'm sorry." Shinji apologized. There was a long period of silence until Asuka broke it. "Say Shinji?" she said. "What?" he asked. "When that boy said you had a cute butt, did you like it?" "Huh, what boy, Makoto?" "No lame brain, I mean Rei's brother Kaoru" "Why ya jealous?" "No!" "Yeah right, I bet you wish he said you were cute, huh?" "What?" "You like him don't you, I thought my friend would never like a boy until she died and become an old maid." "Well?" "Well what?" "Did you like it?" "Well everyone loves a compliment right, so I just thought of it that way." Shinji said from behind Asuka as he smirked. Asuka stopped promptly and put her head down. Shinji jogged to catch up with her and asked "What's wrong?" "Shinji... stay away from me." At the residence of a tall, sphelt, purple haired, yellow clip wearing girl: "Oh these finals are going to kill me." Akemi said as she threw her book onto the floor. Akemi had been studying for hours and biology was killing her. Not literaly of course, but the subject was extremely hard. "Let me get started on my report." the girl said to her self as she opened her laptop and clicked on the little icon that said AOL(Asia On Line) ver 15.5. She went to the address bar and typed in 'biology'. Whatever the computer was doing it took forever to load. A page came up but none of the pictures had loaded and her little 'A' had stopped spinning. She remebered her boyfriend Kensuke had installed into her computer a program that allowed the computer to think for itself and so she activated it... The computer made a long hum noise and then a new page came up. The page was all black with red writing. Their was a leaf at the top of the page and an unreadable font english phrase, at least that's what she thinks it is. On this page no other pictures had loaded and so she got curious and began to surf around the page. She scrolled down and there was a gif that had loaded and one that had not. The loaded picture was of a building. She suddenlt realized what she had stumbled onto. "Tokyo 3 rebuilding project." Akemi said to herself. As if to confirm her thought she scrolled down a bit farther and saw the words 'Tokyo 3 Rebuilding Project'. She clicked the underlined word 'Alpha Clearance File' and the computer began to load the page. Her system then sent her a querry. <5,208 hours, 53 minutes, 29 seconds> Akemi nearly fell out of her chair when she noticed how long it would take. The computer made a short beep and then the page Akemi was on went blank and the first page she was on 'magically' appeared. All the pictures had loaded and the info. she needed for her project was already on the screen. Akemi wrote a command to her computer. In a room in a very dark area, two dark figures sat. One was male and the other female. The woman turned around from her laptop to the man who was lying in bed smoking and said to him "The count down has begun." The man took a long puff and then said "Good work." The woman shut down her lap top and crawled back into bed with the man. The two figures was up for quite some time after this conversation doing very adult things and making all kind of interesting noises. (3 weeks later) Asuka and Shinji got out of the cab and began to walk into the airport. Shinji was lugging a lot of Asuka's luggage. Actually Shinji had ALL of Asuka's luggage but, Asuka did have her purse. "Asuka do you think you're carrying to much because I would love to help you out." Shinji said. "You know what you're right." Asuka said as she placed her purse on top of the heap of luggage. Asuka guided Shinji to the sitting area when she noticed Hikari and Touji. Touji was carrying more bags than Shinji. But Hikari had just as many as Asuka. A flight attendant called for Asuka and Hikari's flight. The boy's checked the bags and the girls walked over to the two boys. Hikari grabbed Touji's hands. "Have fun in Germany." Touji said. "I'll bring you back something nice." Hikari said. Her and Touji looked into each other's eyes before Hikari leaned in for a kiss. As nice as the morning had been, Touji took in another surprise...Hikari had slipped HIM the tounge for the first time since they had started going out. "Asuka I'm really sorry about the whole Kaoru thing..." Shinji was cut off as Asuka put her finger to Shinji's lips. She then leaned in and gave him a long kiss on the lips. "Bye Shin-chan" Asuka said as she broke the kiss. "Bring me back some of your grandma's die Wurst" Shinji said as he waved and badly pronounced the German food. Asuka grumbled to herself before getting on the plane "errgghh...Dumpkopff." Ending Song:"To the Moon and Back" by Savage Garden ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ending Comments: CALLING ALL COMPUTER KNOWERS!! I usually pride myself on being able to figure out how to use a computer but I am trying to animate the opening for EvaLeSs and I need someone who knows how to do that kind of thing. All the pictures are drawn and now I only need to find out how to do the animation. Drop me an e-mail if you now how. Total shout out to my Tabris Enterprises people Al-l-Bus, Donna Liston, The English Shinji, Mr. Shiranui. Sorry this took so long to get out but my old laptop destroyed my old disk that held the original ep.6 and ep.7. So this is from what I remeber since I keep very sloppy notes. Next Ep: "Manatsu no Eve ending. Freak me till it HURTS!" Asuka and Hiakri come back from Asuka's grandmother's house in Germany. And Asuka has a secret, that she has hidden for most of her life. No one knows, not even Shinji but Hikari finds out and the truth is revealed. Going back to the title, Freaking=Dancing with very well. That's right people more dancing. For the children tenth grade means the beggining of a string of endless social events. And after that more truths revealed in a game of 'truth or dare' between ALL the kids. That's right even the loners Megumi and Aoki join in. Speaking of those two what's going on between them, more revealed at the dance. Next episode contains something I am stealing directly from Al-l-Bus...teenage drinking. But mines won't be done the same way. This is the exchange Al-l-Bus *Kaoru sticks his tounge out*. Freaking, alcohol, games, nudity and more in the next episode of EvaLeSs: Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! by Kaoru Nagisa of Tabris Enterprises. This is not a joke, I'm for real... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ coming soon... -Asuka the Angel Slayer- Asuka walks down the street. It's pretty quiet but nothing is quiet in this part of California. Asuka has her hair tied up in a loose bun. She is wearing a tight pink baby-tee and has on tight blue jeans that end at her knees. She is wearing red open toe heels. Asuka strolls down the street going to the teen club until her wonderful 'calling' calls for her once again. It's an angel. They seem to be reproducing quicker lately. She throws her purse to the ground and back flips. Asuka round house kicks the angel and sends it into a tree. She looks around then picks up her purse and begins to walk away. The angel runs up behind Asuka and Asuka turns around and kicks the angel in it's core/heart. The angel disenigrates. Asuka continues to stroll down the path to the club. "Didn't need my plugsuit, or the lance of longinus. I wonder if Shin and Rei are there yet." Asuka says to herself. Suddenly a dark figure emerges from the shadows. "Hello Asuka." the man says. "Oh Kaoru, it's you. Let me guess its major trouble in Sunnydale?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: Kaoru Nagisa Subject: [EVA][FanFic] evaless ep. 7 Hello friends. Gomen Nasai that i took SOOOOO long with this but I have been working on alot for my fans. Let's begin with my official announcement that the series will not end with the movies. The next series is in progress along with the present one. My next announcement is the EvaLess mail letter. this will be an update for all my fans that e-mail me on the series and fun little quirks. So if you want to get on the little mailing bandwagon, e-mail me with some feedback at kaoruangisa@yahoo.com, you will automatyically be added to the list. And last but no least i have gotten a request from my first fan to e-mail me ever about an RPG. I was not sure what this was so decided to surf around Anime Web turnpike and find out what's that and well i like the idea. So if anyone like the idea feed back please and i'l put in the next mail letter if I will go along with the idea. With out further adieu, oh wait HIIIIIIII! Tabris Enterprises, Tabris Enterprises presents... [LIME] ***************************************************************************** Theme Song: "SuperModel" by Jill Sobule "E V A L E S S" Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! "Manatsu no Eve ending. Freak me till it HURTS!" Asuka pushed her sunglasses up onto her head and opened her purse. She pulled out a new-looking cellular phone. She leaned over and tugged at her friends shoulder. "Hikari, were about to land you gotta refasten your seat belt." Asuka said. "Were back over Japan." Hikari asked with a yawn. "Yeah. I'm calling a cab right now." Asuka pulled up the antenna on her phone. "No cabs are going to be running at this time." Hikari tried to stifle another yawn. "Horaki, its 2 o'clock in the afternoon." Asuka said smirking. "Oh." Hikari winced slightly at how stupid she had seemed. "But you're right he might see two girls and try to take advantage of us or steal our luggage or something, I think I'm going to call Murraie." Asuka soothed over her friends mishap. "Man you're pessimistic Hikari exclaimed; and then asked and who's Murry?" "Murraie not Murry, and he's my..um..personal automobile service." Asuka sounded embarassed. "Meaning?" "He's my chaufer'." "YOUR WHAT..." Hikari mouthed as the plane began to do its nose dive to land. As the girls got off of the plane they lugged their bags to the cab area. After an hour,of hard labor they finally made it. The girls then went back for the luggage with their shopping purchases in it. So after thirty more minutes in alot of cursing in both German and Japanese, that would make a sailor cover his ears,Asuka pulled out her cellular phone. Asuka then clicked off the phone. And in about five minutes a huge stretch limo pulled up. Hikari's mouth dropped to the ground. "Hikari." Asuka mumured and the other girl looked at her. "Yeah?" "Be cool." Asuka flicked a lock of hair off her forehead. Hikari shook her head solemnly. Out of the limo came a dark skinned man with a baseball cap on backwards and muscle shirt. He had on dress pants and suspenders that held up the pants, shiny dress shoes comp[limented the outfit. "Sorry I took so long Askai." Murraie said to the red haired girl. "Oh no prob just please don't tell daddy about this, I said I could handle seeing nana without his help." Asuka replied with her hands behind her back. Murraie packed the whole 'car' VERY quickly. It took him less than minutes. The two girls hopped inside a the man drive off. "So du', what has Shinji been doing all summer." Asuka asked the driver as they drove along the streets. "You had someone keeping tabs on Shinji?" Hikari seemed surprised. "It's normal, really." Asuka responded nonchalantly. "For a mother or perhaps a girlfriend..." "Please I don't want that idiot. I just want to make sure he was able to psychogically sustain himself while I was gone. Well Murraie?" Asuka said. "He went to the mall 9 times, he went to Touji's house 15, Kensuke's 3 and Ngumo's 2 times. They played in the park a total of 17 times and rode bikes 9. He visited Rei Ayanami's house 29 times and stayed at his own 4 times." Murraie said. "What did you say! That little putz went to see the wonder twins TWENTY-NINE TIMES!? He didn't even try to call me. I'l kill 'em." Asuka face started to turn red and steam began to trickle out of her ears. "Asuka why are you so mad?" Hikari asked lightly and Asuka scowled. "He didn't even moon over my absence in his life. Where is that little putz?" Asuka asked. "He's currently at...um...err...Ms. Ayanami's residence." Murraie murmurred hoping that Asuka hadn't heard. "IS HE STUPID? Murraie you take this limo to that little SCHWUL'S house. NOW!" Asuka demanded. "Ms. Soryu is that really wise, I mean.." Murraie began but Asuka cut him off. "You get payed to drive not speak, okay." Murraie promptly shut-up and floored it to 'that little SCHWUL'S' house. Hikari sunk further into her seat and groaned at her friends new attitude. She just couldn't understand why asuka and Shinji were not going out. They acted like they were. And Asuka was so possesive of him. If Asuka didn't make a REAL move and get him she was going to loose him eventually. When the limo arrived at the Ayanami residence Asuka grabbed poor little Hikari's hand and stormed to the front door and annoyingly rang the bell. A blonde woman came to the door. "Hello can I help you?" the woman said. "Yeah, is wondergirl...I mean Rei in?" Asuka asked. "Yeah, she's upstairs..." The woman responded. "Thank-you." Asuka interrupted as she by-passed the woman and began to walk up the stairs. Hikari just continued to cover her face. "Why the hell are all these wooden hangers all over the place?!" Asuka said as she tripped up the stairs. Ritsuko, the woman at the door, began to sweatdropped. In Rei's room,: *BOOM* the door to the girl flew open. "Where is Shinji?" Asuka bellowed. Rei sarcastically pointed to a corner where Kaoru and Shinji had been playing a card game. But due to the door that had just went flying at them the boys had to stop. "Oh." Asuka sweatdropped. "Welcome back Asuka. How was your trip?" Shinji asked. "How was my trip. How was my trip. You could have called ya know and found out while I was there." Asuka snapped. "I didn't think you wanted to be bothered." Shinji said. "Oh." Asuka said quietly again. "Well I just cam to invite you shopping, their is a dance when we get back and we should you know buy outfits, whaddya say?" Asuka's sweatdrop grew. "Who me? or do you mean your-" Rei asked. "No other wonderGIRLS in this room." Asuka cut her off. "Sure, can Nagisa come." Rei asked. Asuka started to turn red with the steam coming out again. "Sure." Hikari said covering Asuka's mouth. Hikari then pulled her friend out of the room. "Act like you're jealous about this and you'll never get Shinji." Hikari whispered. "Who said I wanted that idiot?" Asuka asked. "From the way you're acting you either REALLY like him or you're a real b-i-t-c-h." Hikari replied. "Aren't we just a bit old to be spelling things out." Asuka asked sarcastically. Asuka then began to smile and realized that her friend was right. THe girls peeked their heads into the doorway. "We'll see you guys later." Hikari said. "Sorry about the door, I'll send a check. Bye Shinji." Asuka said. As the two girls ran downstairs into their ride Rei walked over to the window. "Did Asuka just leave here...in a limo?" The mall: "Where should we go first guys?" Rei asked. "I don't know?" Asuka whined. "Two words, Vivian..." Kaoru began "...Westwood." Hikari finished. The three girls and Kaoru scrambled into the store. "Hey Rei, why didn't you invite Megumi. she's like your best firend right?" Hikari asked. "She kinda doesn't like beimng around a lot of people." Rei responded. "I'll say, she hasn't come over to the house since we moved here." Kaoru said. "Oh, look at this!" Rei said as she picked up a mini floral skirt. "Oh Rei you'd kick ass in this." Asuka said. "Only one ass I'm worrying about." Rei said smiling. "Okay, Ngumo is not here!" Kaoru teased his sister as she blushed. Asuka wondered further into the store until she found a black sleevless turtle neck sweater. "Hikari, come here." Asuka called. Hikari ran over to her friend. "How would I look in this?" Asuka asked. "I don't know, Asuka, it's kinda tacky without the right shoes." Hikari responded. "I think I should try it on." Asuka said as she began to walk towards the dressing room. Hikari walked back over to the siblings. "Rei, you getting the skirt." Hikari asked. "Yeah, in blue." Rei responded while searching for a blue in her size. "Why not red?" Hikari asked. "I HATE red!" Rei exclaimed. "But your eyes..." Hikari began. "Thank Kaoru." Rei interupted. Kaoru began to smile and then laughed. "You can't say they don't look cute on her." Kaoru said while still smiling. Suddenly a phone rang in Hikari's purse. Hikari dug around in her purse for the phone and finally pulled it out. As Hikari hung up Rei and Kaoru looked at the girl with wide eyes. "She has money to call you from the dressing room?" Kaoru asked. "Well, it was a quick call..err...I uh gotta go." Hikari said as she dashed away from her friends. Hikari quickly picked up the clothes and made her way to Asuka's store position. "Gee, Asuka for a person who wants to hide her wealth, you sure sometimes do stupid things." Hikari said. "Huh, whaddya mean?" Asuka asked. "No its just that well I think Rei and Kaoru might start to think." Hikari said. "So what if wondergirl and/or wonderboy figure it out. Now give me that shirt ." Asuka responded as she took the shirt from her friend. The children walked out of the store seeing as no one really liked the clothes but, Asuka decided to buy the shirt and Rei got the skirt. The girls and Kaoru continued walking down the mall until they came to Vivian Westood. "Let me go there." Hikari said. "Want some help?" Rei asked. "Nah, I'm cool." Hikari responded. The girl walked into th store and began looking around. Rei, Asuka and Kaoru decided to go into the store. they saw Megumi in the store shopping. Kaoru ran over to hug her. "long time no see, stranger." Kaoru said. "Gomen nasai, I just have been real busy with schoolwork." Megumi responded. Kaoru and Rei each raised an eyebrow. "So Ikeda, what are you doing here?" Asuka asked. "Shopping for an outfit for the Back-to-school dance." Megumi responded. Megumi hid the outfit she had picked out behind her back and ran over to the cashier. "Hey what do you have there!?" Kaoru called to her. "She was never to much into shopping at our old school." Rei said. "I guess people have to grow up sometimes." Kaoru said. "Weird girl." Asuka commented. Hikari walked out of the dressing room with an otufit and a pair of shoes in her hand. "Just gotta find the right bag." Hikari said to herself. Hikair walked over to the cashier and pulled out her Visa card. She then saw her friends looking imaptient in front of the store. And Asuka had a new shopping bag in her arm. "Soryu, what'd you get?" Hikari asked while exiting the store. "A pair of Timberland boots." Asuka responded. Suddenly the girls and Kaoru saw Kensuke with his arms full of bags and Akemi at his side. "Is he loosing weitght?" Hikari asked. "wellI guess all those shopping trips Akemi dragged him on this summer..." Asuka said. Kensuke stumbled over to the girls and Kaoru along with Akemi. "Hey guys, what an improptu meeting!" Akemi said. "Whatever, see you're working military boy." Asuka said. Akemi smiled, blushed and put her right hand behind her head. (It's not that hard to describe Al-I-Bus) "Kensuke was whining for food, so I decided to go feed him, wanna come?" Akemi asked. "Sure." Hikari reponded. "Excuse me, We didn't buy the boys clothes and I am still looking for a shirt and shoes." Rei said. "Yeah, Wondergirl's right." Asuka said sincerly. Akemi and Kensuke walked away as the other group went towards Saint Laurent, to look for boy's clothes. Ikari Residence, Next Afternoon: "Shinji put this jacket on NOW!!!" Asuak demanded. "It's ugly, it's uncomfortable, I hate it, I don'w wanna!" Shinji whined as he jmped over the bed narrowly avoiding Asuka's advance. The two teens jumped around Shinji's bedroom before Shinji gave up and put the leather jacket on. "Look at how cute you look." Asuka said as she moved her friend to his mirror. Shinji looked at himself, he had a red bandanna covering his hair and a white muscle shirt. His 'muscles' were coveed in a black leather jacket and he had on a paiir of JNCO jeans and white walloughbees. "I look like a biker." Shinji moaned, as Asuka beamed about the outfit. Suzuhara Residence: "Get out of here, Yuri!" Touji yelled. "Hey baka, don't yell at yuor sister!" Hikari yelled as she hit Touji with the bag in her hand. Hikari then reached into the Giorgio bag and pulled out a baseball cap. "A hat too?" Touji whined. Hikari dragged Touji over to the miror to look at himself. Touji was wearing a blue fitted hat with a loose red button up shirt. He also had on a pari of parasuco jeans with a blue stripe on each side and his red nikes. "Look atmy dude!" Hikari exclaimed with stars in her eyes. Touji looked at her then at hi reflection. He smiled and turned his hat backwards. Satsuke residence: Aoki was sitting on the bed with his legs crossed. Ngumo was in front of the mirror with a towel on admiring his own body. "I have great abs, ne?" Ngumo asked. "Whatever." Aoki said. Rei suddenly slammed open the door and Ngumo fell to the floor in shock. Accidentally Ngumo's towel fell off of him. Rei's eyes darted to the area below his self proclaimed 'great abs'. Aoki's eyes fell also. "EXCUSE ME PLEASE!" Rei and Aoki said as they ran out of the room covering their noses "Wonder what's wrong with them" Ngumo said. Soon the kids came otu of the bathroom with pieces of tissues stuck in their nostrils. Aoki sat back on the bed. Rei opicked up the 'Structure' bagshe had. "I picked up an outfit from the mall for you." Rei sadi. "Arigatou." Ngumo took the bag with a wide smile. "Ngumo FINALLY slid his boxers on and the yellow plaid button-up shirt. He put on the overalls and the 'Timberland' boots.He pulle a brush out of his drawer and began to brush his bald-cut hair. "You're going to the dance like that Furisawa?" Rei said looking over the drabby clothes the boy was wearing. "No I'm on the dance commitee, I have to be there arly to set up then i'm goin home to change." Aoki responded. "Oh." 5 Hours later Tokyo 3 Secondary School Audotorium: The music was blasting and 3 couples where on the dance floor. Three couples and a boy. He had blonde-brown hair tied in a ponytail at the top of his head. he was wearing a black shirt that ended above his belly button. The sleeves werecovering some of his hands. he was wearing tight fitting blue jeans and black walloughbees. He was dancing alone to the techno music while the girls around him swooned in excitement at the shirt goin a bit far up his chest. Unfortunately all the girls wre to embarrassed to ask him t dnce. The boy continued quickly winding his body with his arms above his head. When he jumped once his shirt went completly up exposing his full chest and one girl fell unconscious.Suddenly the music stopped! A girl began walking towards the boy. She was wearing a red pleated skirt and a tennis top. She had on red Nike sneakers. She had her deep red hair done in a bun with a strand on each side of her face. "Aoki." The girl said seductively. "Hai." The girl grabbed Aoki's arm and spun herself into his embrace. She beagn to gring her ass into his hips. She does this for a while before anything hapens and then a response... 'He's poking my butt.' The girl thought to herself. She spun around and brung the taller teens face to hers. She slowly stuck her tounge out and licked the boys lips. He licks the previously licked area. "Aoki" The girl seductively said. "Hai." "There's this mountain growing in you pants." The boy quickly covered himself. "Who was she?" Aoki said to himself. Around the boy the audotorium filled up. He was know left to his thoughts. More techno came on so the boy beagn dancing again. Rei saw Aoki so she and the entire 'gang' made their way towards him. Behind rei was Asuka and Kaoru snuggling on each side of Shinji, Kensuke and Akemi, Hikari and Touji and Ngumo. Aoki smiled at the site of his friends. "Friends?, The boy thought to himself, I suppose so." Asuka and Kaoru dragged Shinji onto the dance foor and began sharing him, i.e . Asuka completely grinding Shinji and Kaoru sliding up and down behind the boy. Ngumo began to dance with Rei and Rei's mouth dropped as she noticed that sweet, innocent, overall and walloughbe wearing Hikari was dancing with her boyfriend with her leg on his shoulder. "Talk about living in sin." Rei said to herself. Akemi was dancing with Kensuke from the back and Aoki from the front. She was enjoying the pressure the two boys were putting on her body. The children danced hours constantly changing partners. As Rei was 'freaking' Aoki an idea came into her head... "Aoki, your parents home?" "No, my dad's on a buisness trip and my mom is studying in Germany but my older brother is there." "So we can't come over." "I wouldn't say that, my brother won't really notice." "Volkmon, Asuka butted in, Ngumo can buy drinks with the ID Aida made and Kaoru can get the blow." "Blow, what blow?" Rei asked. "Oh come on any boy with naturally red eyes has to be into something." Asuka responded as she pushed her hips into Kensuke's hips. Suddenly Principle Aoba came by and stuck a stick between the two, "Hey this isn't some American dance a little breathing room please?" Furisawa Rseidence: "Okay guys, I just put my brother to bed be real quiet okay." Aoki said. "I thought you said he was your OLDER brother." Asuka smirked. "It's a long story, anyway Ngumo should be here soon with the booze." As if on Aoki's command Ngumo burst into the house withy 3 six-packs of beer and a half-filled whine bottle. "They gave me a complementary bottle." Ngumo stammered. "Give me that you drunk!" Rei snatched the bottle away from Ngumo and began guzzling. Kaoru pulled some stuff out of his pockets and began working. Asuka took one of the sticks off of the table and lit it while it was in her mouth. "Hmm, it's okay." She said. Akemi and Kensuke each grabbed a beer and a joint and began smoking and drinking. The other children soon joined in. There was still one joint on the table and Hikari and Shinji were sitting in a corner avoiding their friends. Asuka and Touji walked over to investigate. "What's wrong with you two?" Touji asked. "We don't want to do such inethical things." Hikari responded. "Hey when we're having fn you have to join in!" Asuka stuck her blunt into Shiji's mouth and Touji stuck his into Hikari's. "The food'll be here soon let's do something." Aoki announced. "Truth or Dare." Akemi suggested. "I don't know." Aoki said. "You're overuled blondie." Megumi tugged Aoki's head into her lap. "Umm..alright." Aoki nervously slipped out. Ending Song: "To the Moon and Back" by Savage Garden ****************************************************************************** Ending Comments: Well did that take long to get out or what? Sorry i'm working out of school and I can only type when I am done with my school work. Okay so abandoned a few ideas and started a few new ones. The EvaLeSs mail letter is under way. I need help from any people who can help me create gif's. Next Ep: "Midnight in the Garden of Good and EvaLeSs" A new teacher. A new student. Both with mysterious pasts. Sex with a warning behind it and the children will begin to figure out not all is normal in peaceful Tokyo 3. Corey comes and you lilim R N/T RED-E. What secrets are in his past and who is he to Asuka. The wold begins to change as the last child of the sries is presented. If you thought their other life was bad just check out the first day of school. Fights, Sex and teenage angsts in the next installment of EvaLeSs: Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! by Kaoru Nagisa. From: Kaoru Nagisa Subject: [EVA][FanFic][Lemon] evaless ep. 8 Ohayo und Guten Morgen. Konichi Wa, Komban Wa, Whatev! Evaless is too big a project to be on Tabris' web page and so I am looking for a new sit to house only the Evaless project. It will include html verions of the stories and a slew of image of ther old and new characters. I'll still keep the text versions a Tabris though. I shout out to all of Tabris, but especially to Donna Liston. I love when people challenege me. It makes me think that peopl are really reading it. This one is a bit limeyer than the others. There are also some mature subject matters in this. From sex, drugs, and alcohol to racism, fighting and true love. So without further adieu, Tabris Enterprises, wait the reason it's called Tabris Enterprises is because it means 'FreeWill' all of the writers in Tabris have somethinf special in their writing that is out of the norm'(Ya happy Omen2860) 'Freewill' Enterprises proudly presents... [LIME] ****************************************************************************** Theme Song: "SuperModel" by Jill Sobule "E V A L E S S" Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! "Midnight in the Garden of Good and EvaLeSs" Eleven children we're all seated around the Furisawa's living room table. The scene was an awkward indeed. Ngumo had passed out. Megumi was playing in Aoki's hair who's head was in her lap. Asuka was wearing Shinji's leather jacket and Shinji her pink sunglasses. Kensuke was lying on Akemi's lap and Touji was FUMMING as Hikari and Kaoru were kissing. Rei was giggling. "Ain't they done yet?" Touji sounded upset. "7 more seconds." Rei's grin widened. Kaoru and Hikari parted from each other with a gasp. "You are totally dead Rei!" Kaoru wiped his mouth. "70 second that was a long time to kiss." Asuka stated. "Thanks for being so sympathetic Asuka. Soryu truth or dare?" Kaoru smirked "DARE!" "Ain't she a confident little sucker. Okay, I dare you to...take off your bra and sweater and not put them back on until someone calls you again ." Kaoru's smirk widened. "What's the consequences?" Asuka asked wearily. "You have to kiss Akemi."Kaoru clicked his tounge and rose an eyebrow. Asuka reached around and undid her braw strap and lifted over her shirt then quickly zipped up the leather jacket. "Hey, that's no fare!" Kaoru complained. "You said sweater and bra did you think I would stand around here naked...Als When!" Asuka placed her clothing articles on the table. "Kensuke, truth or dare?" "Truth, Soryu" "Hmm...Have you and...no...How far have you and Akemi gotten?" "That's none of your buisness, Soryu" Akemi retorted. "No need to get uptight 'Kemi. Kissing, Heavy groping, kissing and what about you and Shinji?" Kensuke sounded sly and angry. "Is that your go?" Asuka asked. "I wouldn't give you that satisfaction, Ngumo truth o Dare?...Ngumo? Someone wake him up!" Kensuke said. Rei knocked Ngumo on the head and he woke up slowly. "Wha happened?" Ngumo was dazed as he awoke from his drunken stupor. "Wake up you're being asked." Rei said. "Uh...Truth." "He's REALLY drunk. He'll answer anything honestly." Akemi whispered to her boyfriend. "What's the "TRUTH" between you and Aoki?" Kensuke asked. "Huh? Ngumo looked puzzled. "I don't really wannna know." Rei said. "Me neither." Touji stated. "You know the bathroom 'kiss', the shirt tieing, the looks, the hugs, what's the deal?" Kensuke asked. "We're just friends, can't 2 people just be friends anymore?" Ngumo came out of his stupor. "No." Akemi said plainly "Well if I get the 3rd degree somone should turn the fire up on Soryu and Ikari." Ngumo rose an eyebrow. "What are you talking about Dumpkoff?" Asuka asked. "Well if there is obvious sexual tension between anyone in this room it's obviously you two. You guys act like you're married. Ngumo stated. "Baka-Shinji-kun and myself, there's no way in hell that that'd happen." Asuka stated. "Akemi, truth or dare?" Ngumo asked. "Dare!" "I dare you to do an Asuka impersonation!" "What did you say?" Asuka fummed. Akemi stood up and took the butterfly clasp out of her hair. She took her yellow cat-ear clips out and rearranged them to look like Asuka's clips. The girl removed her sheer shirt and sweater vest and put on Asuka's sweater and sleeves that Asuka was still wearing. Finally she rolled her dress up a little and began... "Mein Gott An Himmel, Is it justme or am I too smart for my own good. My inferior classmates are nothing compared to me, so let me bounce around all of Tokyo 3 speaking a language no one understands just so I look smarter." Akemi melodramaticall said. Asuka began to growl. "Or maybe I should take a 'cameo' trip to the mall to pick up more clothes that don't fit me." Asuka's growl became more ferocious in tone as Hikari sweatdropped and hang her head. "Maybe I should continue to attempt to control other's drug addictions while you people get in line. You Japanese are under the controlof the German Goddess Asuka-Langley Soryu. Asuka was schocked about Akemi's last statement. Did that girl just call her a racist or worst one of those Neo-Nazi's? "YOU BITCH!, I'll kill you!" Asuka said as she pounced on Akemi. Asuka smacked her face to the left and punched her head to the right. Akemi touched her cheecks and then kneed Asuka in the stomach. Asuka keeled over in obvious pain. Akemi balled her hands into fists and slammed them on Asuka's back. Asuka fell promptly to the ground just in time ti glare at Akemi and trip the purple haired girl to the floor. Asuka got up and swung her foot into Akemi's abdomen. Asuka stood lloking at the girl pant. "Pathetic." Asuka gasped out with a glare in her eyes. Akemi got up and smacked Asuka with all the might in her hand. "It was a joke." Asuka's eyes grew red and she stormed into Aoki's room cursing in German. The remaining children looked at Akemi with a dumbfound look. "It was just a joke." Akemi peeped. "Shinji, we should go see if she's okay." Hikari said giving Akemi a shameful look. "Darling?" Akemi looked hopefully at Kensuke for justification of her actipons but found none. "Well the game isn't over yet, Rei truth or dare?" Akemi asked. "Truth, I guess." Rei said. "Out of all the boys in our school, who would you like to date, besides Ngumo of course." Akemi gave a v-sign and winked. "Aoki, he's smart, kind, quiet, cultured, cute, and have seen his ass in those tight gym shorts he wears?" Rei high-fived Akemi as Aoki began to blush. Kaoru had a slight smirk on his face. "Gee, speak like your boyfriend isn't here." Ngumo said sarcastically. Kensuke nodded in agreement. "Don't get mad." Rei said cutely. Aoki's room: "That bitch, that Bitch, that BITCH!" Asuka screamed into Aoki's pillow. "Asuka come on we'll take you to my home and we can talk." Shinji said kindly. "I have to go and get ready for the 1st day of school tommorow." Asuka began to calm down. "Then I'll walk you home." Shinji responded. The three children walked out to see that Kensuke and Akemi had left. Touji, Rei, Aoki, Megumi, Kaoru and Ngumo sat around the table. Hikari sat down. "You 3 still playing?" Touji asked. "I am." Hikari said. "I'm playing too still."Kaoru giggled drunkedly. "It's my go, Rei said, truth or dare?" "DARE." "I dare you to kiss the boy in your lap." "Aoki?" Megumi asked. "See any other boys in your lap?" Rei said sarcastically. Aoki sat up and Megumi began to hesitate as she moved closer to his lips. Next Day, Tokyo 3 Secondary School (a.k.a. Rokubungi High School), class 4-A: Principle Shigeru Aoba walked into the somewhat rowdy room with a man with spiked hair and glasses and a boy behind him. "Hello class 4-A, welcome to the first day of your softmore year of high school. Your new teacher is Soren Rasted and he take control of the class from here i.e. the choosing of the class representative. Introduction of new students and settling you down. As you were." the pricipal said sternly then dissmissed himself. "Scary guy, huh? Soren tried to make a joke. The children laughed in unision for exactly 6 seconds and the stopped. "That was scary" Soren thought to himself. "Well as Mr. Aoba said I am Soren Rasted. I am Danish and hopefully I will not make any mistakes with the Japanese language. Um..okay our new student will now introduce himself." The dark-skinned boy walked over to the board and signed his name in Roman characters instead of the kanji or hiragana.The boy then began to speak. "Ohayo und Guten Morgen, Watashi no Corey, Raize Corey-sama. Charmed huh?" Asuka's head shot up off of her desk to see who was speaking in German but also who had the nerve to introduce themselves so arrogantly. "I am originally from Germany, I learned to speak Japanese there. Pleased to make your acquaintances." After the boy finished speaking he made his way for the vacant seat next to Asuka. "Hello you seem to be in good health." Corey said cooly. "Hi Corey." Asuka said nervously. "If you'd all open your um..laptops we can begin class." Soren said. As most first days the periods dragged along until lunch. Asuka was on the lunch line and Corey wasbehind her and Shinji stood in front of her. "Asuka is there any reason inparticular that you've been avoiding me?" Corey asked. "I haven't been avoiding you." Asuka responded. "Oh." Corey said as he leaned in towards Asuka. He grabbed her chin and slid his tounge down her throat. Asuk began to squirm in his ravishment of her. At a table where all girls were sitting they watch Asuka being defiled. "Only the most popular girls can pull that off in school, So he's straight?" girl A asked. "Seems so, you can never really tell with Soryu's boyfriends." girl B said. "Man he's cute!" girl C exclaimed. "I know, I didn't know black boys came that cute." girl A said. "Me neither." girls B,C,D-Y swooned and sighed. "Alright girls he's free game." girl B said. "But what about Asuka?" girl C asked. "Who cares about her, she can have on of the immature boys. Say, did you hear what happened at Furisawa's house last night?" girl A began. Back on the lunch line Corey pulled back slowly out of the kiss. "Are you okay?" the dark-skinned boy asked. The entire 'gang' including Shinji was staring at Asuka from their table. Corey carried Asuka's tray to the table along with his and he sat next to her. Everyone was looking wide-eyed at them. Corey then drapped his arms around Asuka and began nibbling on her ear lobe. Asuka slightly moaned. "Okay I'm eating here." Ngumo turned away from Rei's chopsticks that was about to feed him. "Asuka, Corey began, ich liebe du mein japanisch freundin." "Als when, Corey ich liebe du ebenfalls" Asuka responded. "Okay, what did they just say?" Rei sounded frustrated. "Asuka who is this boy?" Hikari asked in anger and confusion. Asuka giggled nervously. "Asuka, Murraie has changed the bed size from full to Queen. We will be sleping together until I return to Germany." Corey said as he ignored all others at the table completely. "That sounds nice" Asuka stuttered before she turned around to whisper something into Shinji's ear. The two children then got up and made their way for the hallway. "Who's the kid?" Shinji asked. "Don't worry about that right now, look what he found and gave to me though." Asuka held up a folded piece of paper. Shinji took it and read it. "Oh my..." Shinji began. "I know isn't it great, of our 6 friends in there and Kaoru 2 of them did something something naughty when we left." "Asuka I think we should try to find the owner and return it to them." "I agree." "You do?" Shinji raised an eyebrow. "Of course, what better place for revelations of adult acts then school?" "That's not what I..." Shinji began. "And you're going to help me." Asuka cut him off. Asuka led her friend back into the lunch room where Touji and Corey where arguing. "Waita minute, this is stupid, I..." Touji began. "No You wait a moment, baka. First you speak out of contet then you address my love in such an insolent tone. You lilim are really something." Corey yelled. "Lilim?" Rei said to herself. "Corey don't he's my friend..." Asuka began only to be cut off by Touji. "What's the deal son, I don't speak that big word shit! So what's up you burnt punk, Do you wanna fight or summfin?" Touji retaliated. "Touji." Hikari gasped. "No he did not, how insolent, Asuka lend me your cellular." Asuka pulled the phone out of her bag and handed it to Corey. Corey pulled out the antenna and called Murraie to come and pick up him and Asuka, he then handed the phone back to the girl. "Running away huh?" Touji got into Corey's face. Corey threw a punch knocking Touji to the floor. Touji sprung up and threw a jab to Corey's gut. Corey smirked and knocked Touji back to the floor. "Stay down this time." Corey said. "You ain't human." Touji glared up at the boy. Rei looked from behind emotionless eyes at the two boys. She then shook her head and noticed that Principal Aoba had stuck a stick in between the two boys. The principal glared and the two boys followed him. Asuka followed Corey and Hikari followed Touji. The girls sat outside of the office and waited for the boys. "That was weird." Aoki said. "Yeah" Megumi agreed as she looked at Aoki's eyes, the two then quickly turned from each other. Principal's office: "I am greatly dissapointed in the both of you." Shigeru began. "He started it." Touji said. "Hmmph!" Corey scoffed. The principal continued his lecture to the boys until Asuka and Murraie cam in. Murraie took Asuka and Corey to the size 1x limo and Touji wentr to where Hikari was waiting form him. They began to walk home. "Touji, I think you should apologize to Corey for what you said and stay out of his way until he forgives you." "What did you say?" Touji asked. "We don't really know anything about him and you could get hurt playing the macho-bully-guy with him" "I ain't gonna get hurt." "Touji please, after last night don't you feel just a little more obligated to listen to me." Touji stopped in his tracks. "Touji, last night was a milestone in our relationship." Hikari pulled up to him and kissed his solemn lips. "I love you Hikari." Touji said. "That's twice." Hikari said to herself. Soryu's residence: Two children in a bedroom chamber can be heard speaking in their native tounge. "Corey don't be so mean to my friends. Asuka shouted. "Tell your lilim friends not to seem so 'mean' to me, besdides I expected you to be in a school with people of a bit more economical status. The social elite. A little more posh perhaps." "When did you get so pompous?" Corey smirked. He then removed his clothes and folded them into his dresser drawers. Asuka walked over to her dresser drawer and pulled out a sheer white night gown.After Asuka had changed her clothes she turned around to see Corey's nude body. They both crawled into the bed. Corey pulled his body up a bit and Asuka lay her head on his chest. "Asuka?" "Yes." "Could you please remove the cat ear clips, they're poking me." "Sorry I forget to remove them sometimes." "Why do you still where those anyway?" Corey's question was answered by Asuka's soft breathing on his chest. He smirked to himself. Shingure residence: Ngumo is on the phone with his closest friend. The phone clicks off. Ngumo slowly hangs up the phone and looks out his window at the moon. He notices a line in the moon. "I never noticed that line before. Maybe it's just the trickery of some antenna on a tall skyscraper." Ayanami residence: "You haven't been splurring ANYTHING about last night, have you?" Rei faced her brother. "No effort, head killing me, hangover bad?" Kaoru tried to say. "Where's mom and dad?" Rei chuckled to herelf at her brothers disposition. "Work." Kaoru responded. 'the time is coming soon, they're here even less' the boy thought to himself before covering his head with his pillow and screaming. "When does the PAIN stop!?!" Rei pointed and laughed at him. Akemi's apartment: <4,298 hours, 01 minutes, 23 seconds> Next Day, School: Asuka spots Hikari in the hall going to her next period class. So the red-haired teen ran over to her pony tailed bud. "Hi Hikari" "Hi Asuka, Do you need something because I'm going to be late." "Well it's just there's this rumor going around of what you and Baka-Touji-kun did, is it true?" "What's going around?" "Well that you've been deflowered, you would tell me, ne?" "That little Schweinhund, he better not be behind this." Hikari stormed into her class. .. "Hmm, annamosity between lovers, Skandalos" Asuka grinned sinisterly. In front of the boys locker room: Kaoru was happily bouncing to class when Shinji stoppped him. "Yes Ikari, what is it?" Kaoru asked politely. "Well I was hearing some stuff that you and Aoki was dating and I..." Shinji began. "...came to see if it was true?" Kaoru finished. "Well...yeah, I just wanted to know if you guys relationship took a ya know change?" Shinji stuttered. "No, we broke up months ago. So I am available Shinji-kun, if you're interested." Kaoru smirked. "Um, uh thanks." Shinji walked away. Upstair Hallways: "Konichi Wa und Guten Morgen, Ngumo" Asuka exclaimed extremely bubbly as she pushed her chest into his back. "Um..Guten Morgen Asuka." Ngumo tried to speak in German. "You seem so tense to be touched by a girl, one would think that was sexual anxiety. And you wouldn't have any reason to have that would you?" the girl raised eyebrow. "Of course not!" Ngumo yelled. "Well I just wanteed to let you in on the 411, Rei has been splurring to us all about your most previous physical encounter." Asuka said. "What are you talking about?" "The romp, the night of our little T or D game." "Nani, How could she?" "So what exactly happened?" Asuka pulled a microphone out of thin air and shoved it to Ngumo's lips. "Nothing happened and I'm not jealous." Ngumo explained. "What didn't happen that you're not jealous of?" Asuka pushed the microphone closer. "Nothing, Get away from me and get that thing outta my face!" The boy walked away quickly. "I guess long erect objects near his mouth reminds him to much of Aoki." the girl said to herself. The class left the lunch room and class 4-A dragged themselves to their classroom. Their teacher was talking to the principal. He was sitting on the table with head banging with his hair out while Soren was playing air guitar. The two men were alughing and having fun unitl the children began flooding into the classroom. The principal then excused himself. Soren settled down the class and told of Aoki's placement as the new Class Representative. Afterwards Soren instructed the class to turn on their computers. The class did as told and on everyone's screen was an icon telling them to go to the Message Conference. Everyone looked up at their teacher thinking it was him but they was surprised to see that he was reading a book. The children then turned back to their screens. Message Conference (chat room): Annonymous S. Akemi: Annon. S.: Akemi's computer shut down right after that last line. The purple haired girl then mumbled to herself. "Bitch" Annon. S.: Hikari: Annon. S.: Kensuke typed in a quick command and he and over half the class exited the Message Conference area. Hikari noted to herself that he might have just erased his entire hard drive doing so. He's just a kind self sacrificing person. Annon. S.: Hikari: Touji: Annon. S.: Kaoru: Aoki: Annon. S.: Ngumo: Rei: Annon. S.: Hikari:< Well then Annon. S. who is it> Annon. S.: Rei: Annon. S.: Rei: Everyone still in the 'chat room' was shocked including Ngumo. Ngumo: Annon. S.: Megumi: Aoki: Megumi: Corey: Annon. S.: Corey: Annon. S.: Hikari: Annon. S.: Corey: Annon. S.: "Pack your stuff!" Corey screamed back at Asuka. He was already at Soren's desk excusing the two from today's classes. Asuka quietly closed her computer and began packing up. Megumi ran into the hallway crying and Aoki tryed to follow her. Soren was clueless as to what was going on. In the Hallway: "Aoki how could you?" "How could I didn't last night mean something to you?" After Aoki spoke Megumi forced him into a kiss. Aoki quickly pushed away. "Ikeda, I was drunk and high and so were you. That wasn't us. Gomen. Try to understand" "You know what?" "What?" Aoki asked "W H A T E V !"Megumi screamed. Asuka and Corey exited the classroom in time to hear the scream. Asuka looked like she was about to say something rude but Corey glared at her. Asuka and Corey walked all the way home and to Asuka's room. He stopped dropped his school books on the bed and began the conversation. "What's your sich?" "I don't have a sich." The children began speaking in German. "Why are you acting like such a B-I-T-C-H?" "I, I'm not..." "How could you try to expose something so personal for a cheap laugh?" "I, I well..." "What's wrong? At a loss for words your actions are far more articulate." "Listen here Corey...Ich Lieb Shin-chan nein DU!" Asuka yelled. "I don't know where you come from or just who has the misfortune of being responsible for your existence but you are a lying, manipulative and cruel person. And the fact that you are only 15 make me more sorry for you than any of the people in this world whose lives you are so intent on destroying. And let me make one more thing clear, I do not now nor have I ever loved you! If our parents had not engaged us from birth I would not have EVEN considered thinking about looking at a girl like you. You're PATHETIC Asuka!" Corey slammed the door of Asuka's room as he exited. Asuka sank to the floor and tears dripped onto her school dress as she uttered one word... "Usotsuki" Ikeda residence: A ceratin red haired girl opens her diary and begins.. September 27, 2016 Dear Diary, Life Sucks! I'd rather not talk about the bad stuff so I'll say the good. I got Aoki. Well I don't really have him yet. But I will. I had sex with him. It was beautiful. He is so long. But then that's the first one I've ever seen. Well what happened was... [FLASHBACK] "See any other boys in your lap?" Rei said sarcastically. Aoki sat up and Megumi began to hesitate as she moved closer to his lips. Megumi grabbed his ponytailed head and pulled him closer into the kiss. Megumi tore his shirt down his shoulders and began sucking on his ear lobe and neck. Aoki's head dropped back as he moaned. Megumi pushed him to the floor and shoved her tounge down his throat. Aoki was squirmming in her ravishment. She pulled the shirt off of the boy and began kissing his chest. She started at his nipples and worked her way down. She licked the inside of his navel and began to unbuckle his pants. She then remebered something. "Um, do you guys mind?" Megumi asked. The children all scurried gathering their things and left. Aoki sat up and spoke. "Megumi, I'm a virgin. I can't, please don't do this to me." As if ignoring the boy she pushed him back onto the floor and finished unbuckling his tight jeans. She peeled the jeans off of the boy and all that was left on him was his socks and briefs. Aoki closed his eyes. His breath became heavier and a hunger to have her centered in his loins and pulsed there. He had never imagined himself with a girl but forces beyond his control were closing in on him, forcing him out of a lifestyle he thought he wanted. Megumi looked at the panting boy and was scared about what she was doing. Was she ready to do this with someone she barely knows? However the love between them was not but honest and pure. Megumi took off her clothes which seemed to entice the boy even more. She opened her legs to welcome him after she had removed the elongated hardness from it's hiding place. The first touch of his hardened flesh probing her moist openeing was scary. She instictively set her hips to the indriving shaft pressing their hips together. In a haze of ethreal delight she was conscious of only a slight tinge of pain. The pain felt by virgin girls more than virgin boys. She then only felt pleasure, seeking more of the delicious feeling she thrust upward then downward again giving herself that tinge of pain before pleasure. Her hands slid under his waist, down to his taut buttocks, gripped hard and pulled him further into her. Helpless to suppress the unending moan of pleasure that rose in his throat with every feeling of warmth enclosing flesh, Aoki moaned. She writhed on him for her gratification and when it came she could feel every cell in her body burst alive with vibrant sensations. The sensation sent her gasping upward until all that held her together was the glorious spear that pierced into her very soul. Aoki felt himself enveloped in a sheet of flame that ignited his every nerve and tissue. He was enclosed in sweet softness and pillowed in a warm silken place. There was no more thinking only emotions. He had reached an irreversible tempo that could not be changed. He felt the heated flow of his soul, life giving fluid, spurt from his body in a great flood, filling her. His body and mind came gradually back together with his rousing breath and he sighed and closed his eyes. She collapsed onto his sweaty chest. His 'bologna pony' still inside of her comfort. She kissed him again and then looked at his hair. It was a wreck. If he would see it he would scream. The red hair girl looked up and saw a shadow hovering over them. The man with short blonde hair, a blonde bang covering his right eye and a red sweatshirt and gray sweatpants was Aoki's brother. His revealed green eye was confused and innocent. It was unable to comprehend. Megumi and him stared at each other for an eternity until the man spoke as he twiddles with his fingers. "Aoki Okay?" At the sound of his brother's voice Aoki puts on his tight blue jeans and takes his brother back into his room to try and go back to sleep. [END FLASHBACK] Megumi closes he diary and stretches before going to sleep. He dreams will relive that moment until the day she dies. Ending Song: "To the Moon and Back" by Savage Garden ****************************************************************************** Ending Comments: I know what you're saying, this came out exceptionally fast. Don't look forward to hat in the future. I hope you enjoyed this, some scenes were very hard to write. I hope no one considers the last scene to explicit and stops reading but as a warning I should let you know that the next episode has a scene like it. Also when it comes to Corey do not misinterpret him. There is more to him than meets the eye. He is Asuka's African-American raised in Germany fiance. Send feedback to kaorunagisa@yahoo.com I would especially like feed back on this episode because this was one of the hardest on for me to write for different reasons. Next Ep:"Du Baka SCHWUL, to you I offer my LOVE!" Aoki and Shinji must make a choice on their sexuality. Will they love their female partners or travel the road less traveled. The arms of either side of their lover will welcome them. Ngumo must make the biggest decision of his life and it will affect Rei, Aoki and his life very much. Rei is dealing with something. But no one is their for her. What will she do? Crossroads are set and Soren takes the best dancers to a dance-a-thon. Does Corey really love Asuka or is he simply being obedient? Where did Asuka's wealth come from? What is Corey? Every child in Tokyo 3 is growing up and none of the results are as expected. What is the timer on Akemi's computer counting down to? and it must be pretty imporatnt because someone give up their lives for it. Coming up in the next episode, oh and if I remember I'll try to keep it tounge-in-cheek with some fan service. And What Service!? From: Kaoru Nagisa Subject: [EVA][FanFic] evaless ep. 9 Ohayo und Guten Morgen. I hope everyone enjoyed the last episode. It was harder to write than this one. Some of the things that I used in this and the prev. ep. was harder for me to write than for you to stomach. I have gotten to much e-mail lashing out at my VERY VIVID clothes descripotions. Look I love clothes, and I'm trying to have you guys see in my head. And just because a certain someone doesn't know any designers. Who's problem is that? Look to the kids clothes are right now. And their clothes can reflect their attitudes. Wait till you read the clothes descriptions in the second season. The kids are going to look really interesting. E-mail me at kaorunagisa@yahoo.com EvaLeSs has become to big for Tabris Enterprises so I am making a page just for it. It will have original pictures of the new and old characters, music wav's and html versions of each episode. This ep. is a bit INTENSE! Tabris Enterprises presents... [LIME] ****************************************************************************** Theme Song: "SuperModel" by Jill Sobule "E V A L E S S" Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! "Du Baka SCHWUL, to you I offer my LOVE!" A Shadowed Location: A woman in a brown treanch coat is running. She keeps slipping due to the puddles caused by the current thunderstorm. 3 men dressed in all black continue their pursuit of her. She speedens her haste and as she's looking back into the mens hot pursuit she runs into 2 others. They push her against the wall and she spits in one of their faces. "What you're doing to those children is worng! I have to tell them..." The woman begins. One of the men pulls out a gun and shoves it into her abdomen silencing the woman. "What did you do?" one of the men asks her. "I sent everything, not just what you wanted them to know. I was abe to bypass Dr. Akagi's work." As if on cue the manemptyed his magazine into the woman's abdomen.The men then returned to the shadows whence they came. "I can't die, those kids have to know." the woman said weakly. People pass her on the street. None can see her due to the blinding rain or se her due to the booming thunder. The woman grasps her wounds. The blood from her abdomen cavity is mixing in with the water from the rain on the ground. "I won't die, no..no..No..NO..NO! FOR THE SAKE OF THE UNIVERSE, THE CHILDREN MUST REMEMBER THE TRUTH!!!" She screams as her mind releases an extremely strong telepathic impression for aid. This was the last act of the woman on this earth. Ayanami Residence: Screams are coming from a certain 'blue-haired babe's' room. The screams aren't a constant shriek but a loud blood curdling screech followed by a terrifying pause only to be invaded by abother scream. Ritsuko, Ryoji and Kaoru ran into Rei's room to see what was wrong. Kaoru gripped a bat just in case there was a prowler. "Rei, what's wrong?" Ryoji asked. His daughters red eyes were opened as wide as possible and the girl did not move. She looked as if she was looking at the world without actuallyseeing anything. "Rei, what's wrong? There was no response to Kaoru's cry. The family stared at the girl until she finally spoke... "Noriko is Evangelion, Hidaka is Unit 03. Unit 03 is always the first to die. end of..." The girl then collapsed onto her pillow. The family looked at Rei the at each other. No one had understood a word she just said. The girl had just spoken in perfect German. Ryoji picked up his daughter and carried her to the car and began to drive towards Tokyo 3's hospital. Kaoru and Ritsuko looked at him depart with the mystery of what Rei had said and why. Was what she had a dream? Or was it more? Tokyo 3 Secondary School: Soren Rasted had just completed calling the role call. He was looking at the gaps in his class. Rei Ayanami was absent for practically the first time. And it had been about 2 weeks since he'd seen Asuka Soryu or Corey Raize. He was a little worried about those two. Sure those two did seem exceptionally mature. Still he was concerned. "Perhaps I should ask the class representative what he knows." Soren said to himself. Suddenly the door burst open. Asuka, Corey and stood there. Asuka had her hair in two 'pipy long-stocking' braids. Corey had cut his hair down and was now wearing the proper school uniform. " " Corey and Asuka smiled in unison. Soren began to bang his head on the desk. Lunchroom, later on in the day: "Interesting hair Asuka." Hikari said. "Well while me and Corey were in Germany we went to a salon." Asuka responded. "Well now that I know you're okay I'm not talking to you and no one else is either." Hikari said and on cue everyone including Corey picked up their trays and moved to a table away from where Asuka was eating. As if to correspond with her mood Asuka's erect braids sulked down to cover her back. Asuka walked over to her friends. "What can I do to apologize?" Asuka asked. "Go to Aoki's house and really apologize to him." Hikari said. "Yeah Aoki and Megumi have both been absent since your little revelation." Ngumo said. "I have a question, Kensuke raised his hands, If Aoki had sex with Megumi does that mean he's not gay?" The whole table turned to Ngumo. "What are you guys looking at me for?" Ngumo asked. "He must be going through hell, He wants Ngumo but he has Megumi, Shinji mumbled to himself, Furisawa Aoki we are alot alike." "Um excuse me Asuka, Corey could you please come with me?" Soren asked as he approached the table. The 3 children pick up their bags and followed the blonde man to his homeroom class and they saw Kaoru sitting on a desk with his legs crossed Aoki was looking out the window. "What are we here for teach?" Corey asked. "Well as you may or may not know I was in a pop band in the 1990's. However my 3 fellow band members died during second...um er I meant in a car accident. The band's name was Aqua. We are holding a dance-a-thon in their memory and your principal especailly asked for you 4 to participate." Soren said nervously. "Okay let me get this straight, your old band DIED, sooo they raise money for WHAT exactly with this dance thingy..." Asuka asked. Soren giggled nervously "Charity." "It sounds like fun, music is great and should be respected more." Kaoru agreed. Aoki glared at him, rose an eyebrow and then rose his hand "I'll do it too." "I suppose..." Asuka squeaked. "ALRIGHT, I've been waiting to 'bust-a-move' in Japan." Corey exclaimed. "Then its all settled." Soren clasped his hands together. As the children left Asuka grabbed Aoki's arm and held him back. She pushed him against the wall. "Aoki, I have something to say to you." Asuka said. "What is it?" Aoki asked. "I,I..I'm...going to be having to go now." Asuka spun on her heel smacking Aoki in the face with her 2 braids and walked away bitting her index nail. Hikari's House, latter that day: Asuka and Hiakri are in Hikari's room changing their clothes. Hiakri is wearing a light blue skirt, a yellow halter top and yellow in line skates. Her hair is done in two buns (like Chun-Li's from Street Fighter) and her socks rest on her calfs. Asukais wearing black spandex shorts and a black sports bra. The bra is somewhat covered by a huge pink shirt that fell off of one shoulder. Her pink in line skates glistened in the sun that came throught the window. the girls slid to the door. "Mom, we're leaving. We're going skating in the park." Hiakri announced. "See ya sweetie." Maya said as the door closed. Akagi Park: Asuka and Hiakri were happily skating at the same pace. "Asuka, you know you never told me who Corey is." "I knew you were going to ask that, Okay...Hikari remeber when I came over to Japan. Well you know I'm from Germany. I...um he's my...fiancee." "Fiancee?" "I know I am WAAAAAAAAAaaaaaay to young to have one, but you know how I have all of this money. Well when we went to Germany over the summer, it was to pick up Corey. I just made sure we left earlier than him. I hoped that he would turn back and not come." "Well how did you...ya know get enegaged to him?" "My family is well aristocratic and so is his. Our fathers met in med. school. Neither one of them thought that they would discover there wealth. Corey's dad discovered the cure for some big disease, I think cancer and my family has always been wealthy." "So what about Shinji?" "What abouth that idiot?" "Asuka you still..." "He didn't even object to Corey kissing me in school, he didn't try once to be my boyfriend and I think he's interested in someone else." "Who could he be intereted in the only other person who flirts with him is...OH MY GOD, he's gay?." "I dunno." "Well what do you think?" "I know that one of the times I kissed him he called out that boy's name." "That doesn't mean anything." "Look I know I...lo...lo...love him..." "Put away the hot red pokers." Hikari said sarcastically. "...but Corey is my fiancee. And he has to love me." "Does he?" "Does he what?" "Love you." "no" "Well you shouldn't settle for someone who can't love you back." "Then why am I after Shinji?" "How come you aren't mad at Kaoru." "There's something charming about him. I even think he's cute and maybe there's a small crush their. Look lets just say if Shinji didn't exist, I'd want Kaoru." "Well what are you gonna do if he does like Kaoru." "I'll give him his time with Kaoru and sees if he comes back to me and if he doesn't I can always pull a Megumi and rape my gay friend." "Asuka!" "It seems like rape, did you see how scared he was. Me and Aoki may not have alot in common but I do know the feeling of rape." "Asuka I thought you got away from that guy in Osaka." "No, no I did but what if I hadn't." "..." "Well I can still pull a Megumi on Shinji before Kaoru gets to him." Asuka giggled and began skating swiftly as Hikair was spinning around and doing tricks. Hikari pulled out her SDAT player and popped in her Evangelion tape. Hikari began dancing to the music. She 360'ed into a tall dark haired guy. "Are you alright?" the man asked. "Gomen, I'm fine." Hikari responded. "What's going on?" Asuka skated over. "I was just helping your friend up." the man said. Asuka began flirting with the man and then Asuka grabbed Hikari's hands and swayed her hips as she skated away. "What is it with you and older guys?" Hikari asked. "They are tooo cute, and way more mature the the little boys we hang around." "Is Kaoru and Shinji immature?" Hikari raised an eyebrow. "Yes" Asuka said plainly. Hikari sweat dropped. Shingure Residence: Ngumo was lying in his dark room alone. He was wearing only his boxers and socks. He sat up and looked over at his bed and looked at the letter that had cursed his desk for months. It was from Ryokuto II Academy. He picked it up and fingered it in his hands. He tried to open it but was too scared. He sucked in his breath and tore it open, he released his breath and began to rea the contents. His eyes grew wide. A goofy smile grew on his face and tears glimmered down his face. "I'M IN!!!" Ngumo yelled as he leaped off of his bed. "Ngumo what's the matter?" His mother walked into the room. "Ryokuto II Acadeny accepted me for my 11th and 12th grade year!" Ngumo exclaimed. "Your father will be thrilled, she said as she hugged her son, Aoki will her clips. be to happy for you." Ngumo's mother said. Ngumo's eyes widened and he muttered to himself. "Aoki-kun" Days later, Soren's apartment: Asuka is wearing a blue tennis skirt, with red sneakers and a red sweater vest. Her hair is done as it usually is with her clips. Aoki is wearing his favorite black cut off shirt, some daisey-dukes shorts and black walloughbees with high white socks. Corey is wearing khaki's with brown sketcher boots and a cream sweater. Kaoru is wearing hishair back with his red band and red hush puppies to match. He is also wearing baggy jeans and a white v-neck tank top. Soren got all the children up and pinned their numbers on them. They then walked otut to the limo that dropped them off at the dance hall. As soon as thelimo pulled up Aoki could feel the music permeating through his body. Aoki hopped out of the limo and strutted in. Kaoru stood up, pulled his hair behind his ear and cooly walked in. Corey offered his hand to Asuka who took it and they walked in together. The music was blasting and no one had seen Soren. Aoki made his way up to the dance floor as Kaoru followed. "Would you like to dance with me?" Kaoru asked. "Someone as superficial as you...as if!" Aoki responded. "Have I become superficial, Kaoru thought to himself, its those lilims influence." Kaoru frowned to himself. The music stopped and suddenly a song by Garbage came on. The song was "Hammering in my Head". Aoki began bouncing up and down and winding his body. Kaoru wanted to dance with him but instead he found a random girl. The girl ground Kaoru's hips as Aoki ground the air. He fluttered his hands around as he ground the air and bopped around. Asuka and Corey was sitting this one out. The song then changed to a song by Soren's late band. The song was "Dr. Jones". Corey hopped up and began dancing. Aoki and Kaoru glanced over. Kaoru's mouth dropped in shock and Aoki smirked. "I didn't know German boys were the best dancers in the world." Aoki commented. He had never seen a BOY move that way since himself. Corey snapped his fingers and wound back on his back and then shook forward. Asuka was trying to keep up with him but he was clearly a better dancer than her. Suddenly another song came on. It was "Money, Cash, Hoes..." by the now late Jay-Z. "One of my favorite songs!" Aoki exclaimed. He bounced to every beat of the song in the beggining. His ponytail flopped as he bounced. "Aoki-kun I didn't know you liked rap." Corey said as he danced nearby. "It's my fave." Kaoru who was dancing with Asuka whispered somethng into her ear as he danced. Asuka giggled at the joke about Aoki's cluelessness. When DMX began rapping Aoki's body went crazy and he started dancing even faster. "DMX, he is so Kawaiiiiiii." Aoki exclaimed. Aoki stopped when he noticed Corey had raised an eyebrow at him. "Well he WAS when he was alive." Aoki said. The children danced all throught the nite to all kinds of music. The marathon ended the next night. Soren then dropped the children off at their individual houses. No more than 5 minutes since Aoki had been home the the doorbell rang. He went to answer it in the apartment lobby. It was Ngumo. "Can I help you?" Aoki asked. "We need to talk." Ngumo responded. Ngumo walked in and sat on the floor next to the living room table. Aoki went into his room and put on a big read sweater, he then walked over to the bathroom and knocked. "Kazuya, are you done?" There was no response. Aoki then sat down across from Ngumo. He pushed a stray blonde hair behind his ear and spoke. "I'm listening." "I need to apologize for the way I've been acting as of late." Ngumo said. "I want to apologize also, I have no right coming between you and Rei." Aoki said. "So what are you gonna do about Megumi?" "I dunno" The door bell rang so Aoki answered it. She was standing with her school bag in hand. Her 'pippy-long stocking' braids were erect as they dripped with water from the rain. She gave him an odd look and then spoke. "Gomen Nasai." The girl then turned around and walked away from the apartment building. Aoki ran upstairs to see Ngumo spreadout on the floor. "Who was it?" Ngumo asked. "That's not important." Aoki said as he walked over to Ngumo and straddled him. Aoki walked over to the bathroom and got a response this time. He went in and dryed his brother off. He handed Kazuya his pajamas and escorted him into his bedroom. Aoki tucked in his brother and turned to leave. Then Kazuya spoke. "For unto rest thou below, >From glorious heaven to hell below, Recoup and love, For what as thou's mind floor?..." Kazuya began. "...Then slumber sweet babe for rest is yours." Aoki finished and then kissed his brother on the forehead and closed the door. "Maybe you should try going out with Megumi." "Why? I didn't want that. She better not be pregnant. She forced herself on me. I asked her to stop. She didn't. She stole somthing very special from me." Aoki put his face into his hands. Ngumo carresed Aoki's teard face. "Hey stop that." Ngumo said as Aoki's watery eyes looked into his strong ones. In a swift move Aoki moved down and placed his lips on Ngumo's. Ngumo's eyes were about to close when Aoki pushed away. "What's wrong?" Ngumo asked. "I don't want to do this with you." "Why?" "You don't love me like you do her!" "..." "See I knew it, Yu damn bastard." "Aoki...I" "How could you like her, she's a tramp. She's even been pregnant." "Aoki..I" "I would give my LIFE for you baka." "Dammit dickface, I do love you!" "Nani, Hondo?" "Well how could I not." the taller boy embraced the blonde boy and leaned in. Their lips once again met. Ngumo pulled Aoki onto the floor and continued rolling his tounge into his friend. Aoki tore off Ngumo's white button up shirt leaving him in his school pants and yellow t-shirt. Aoki slid his hands under the yellow shirt and felt the chest he wanted to feel since he could remember. Ngumo began unfastening Aoki's shorts. Aoki however stopped him. "Ngumo, can't we save this for later." "I'm tired of waiting for what I want. Aoki give yourself to me willingly please. It might be our last time." Ngumo said not giving Aoki time to think about it. Ngumo finished unbuttoning Aoki's shorts and then removed his own school pants. "Fire and Ice" (by a Yaoi Yu Yu Hakusho fan fic writer) Fire and Ice Shadow and Light Opposites And the Same Flesh Against Flesh White on White Together And the Same Writhe and Thrust Pleasure and Pain Intertwined And the Same You and I Angel and Demon Opposites Together Intertwined One And the Same As the lovers body shuddered together, Aoki collapsed onto Ngumo's chest. Both 'men' were breathing heavily and traces of sweat ran down their lean bodies. Ngumo wrapped his arms around Aoki and kissed him. Ngumo terminated the one of his and Aoki's body slowly. Aoki pulled out his ponytail and kissed Ngumo's chest. he then nuzzled into his lovers chest and they fell asleep. "Tired Now" (by Kazuya Furisawa) >From Glorious Heaven to Hell below, Recoup and Love, For What as thou's Mind Floor? Then Slumber Sweet Babe for Rest is Yours Akemi's Residence: <4,008 hours, 11 minutes, 03 seconds> Ayanami Residence, Kaoru's room: Shinji and Kaoru are standing up looking at each other. "Shinji are you sure?" Kaoru said. "I need to know if this is what I really want." Shinji responded. The two boys stepped closer to each other. Kaoru looked down into Shinji's unsure eyes. Shinji unbuttoned his shirt. He had no t-shirt on under it. Shinji leaned up to the unsure boy's lips and placed his own on them. Kaoru couldn't at first kiss back. Shinji forced Kaoru's face into his own. Kaoru pulled back. He wrapped his arms around Shinji and kissed his cheek. He turned Shinji around in a swift motion. Shinji turned his head back and let Kaoru put his tounge into the younger boys mouth. Kaoru reached his hand graze against one of Shinji's nipples. He used his other hand to undo Shinji's pants and slid his hands into them. Shinji's hand went above his fore head in excitment. Sweat was beggining to grace his body. As Kaoru felt Shinji's manhood a flash went off in his mind. The impression was so strong it knocked him to the floor taking Shinji with him. The impression was of a goddess. She was clad in blood red with hair just as fiery to match. She held in her hand a mechanical looking battle axe. Her eyes were red as was her makeup. Next to her lay a red beast that she sat on. And though the woman said nothing, in an instant Kaoru heard two words. "HE'S MINE!" Kaoru removed his hands from Shinji pants. Shinji lie on the floor with his pants zipper open and shirt open as well. Kaoru spoke to him. "Shinji-kun, this is not what I want." Kaoru said. "Me neither." Shinji said. "I thought it was a lust I had for you, but it is just a pure love." "I feel the same way." "I can never experience that sort of love, HEAVEN won't allow it." "Kaoru, what are you talking about? It just mean you really like girls when you thought you liked guys." Shinji buckled his pants and was buttoning his shirt. "No Shinji-kun, I didn't love GUYS, I loved you. But that love is false. I will never love again." Kaoru said. "Without a member for me to love the lilim will perish unfortunately." Kaoru thought to himself sadly. "That's a bit pessimistic." "Shinji-kun, if I ever again stand between you and happiness, KILL ME!" "What?" "Please promise me." "Alright I promise you." Shinji said pasively. "NO, DAMMIT, say the whole thing." "Kaoru-kun, If you ever stand in my way of happiness I will kill you." Shinji said feeling very uncomfortable. Kaoru collapsed in tears on Shinji's chest. There was so much he felt. So much he wanted to say to him. So much he wanted to experience with him, but none of it would happen. Kaoru knew it. He knew it all. All to well. Shinji wrapped his arms around Kaoru. Kaoru's tear did not stop. They couldn't. "We can still be friends?" Shinji said, well kinda asked. "Hai." Kaoru said between sobs. Kaoru cried that way for a while. Shinji helped him over to his bed and lay with him in the most pure act of friendship. Kaoru began calming down. Shinji was preparing himself to leave when Kaoru got up and spoke. "You may not understand now Shinji-kun, but you will. When the time is correct, all will be revealed. I Love You." Kaoru leaned in and kissed Shinji's lips. It would be the last time the two would ever touch lips again in their lives. Kaoru's dreams were full with naked images of him and Shinji performing sexual acts. But none would ever come true. For the first time in Kaoru's life his disposition denied him something he thought he wanted. Shinji walked away thinking about Kaoru's weird behavior and Asuka. She was always insulting him but she was the idiot. He wandered to Asuka's mansion. It was late in the night but he didn't care. He needed to see her. Only she was capable of giving him the happiness he needed. It was something Kaoru could never do. Shinji threw rocks at Asuka's window and beckoned her to come down to him. When she came down the girl was clad in a long pink night gown. She had on faux fur slippers and this was the first time Shinji had seen her without her clips in her hair. "What do you want, it's like 3 in the morning?" Asuka asked. Shinji didn't say anything. He grabbed her and kissed her deeply. Asuka felt helpless and she reveled in every second of it. When he pulled away Asuka did something she had never been able to do before...she said nothing. "I thought I was gay. I thougt I was in love with Kaoru but I'm gonna feel this way till I'm six feet underground. Crazy as it sounds, I need you around." Asuka turned away from Shinji. She didn't know how to react. "Shinji are you in love with me." "That's what I'm saying." "No say 'it'" "Asuka, I have fallen head over heels with a bitch-goddess like you." Asuka wrapped her arms around Shinji's neck and said to him "Du BAKA Scwul, I intern offer my love to you." Asuka brought Shinji's mouth to her and ravaged the boys oral cavity with her tounge. Shinji squirmmed in her kiss. It was a kiss that seemed to be EndLeSs. Ending Song: "To the Moon and Back" by Savage Garden ****************************************************************************** Ending Comments: Know you've gotta say, what is his deal writing these quicker than I canread 'em. What can I say I have beeen waiting to get to these last episodes since I started writing it. I hope everyone enjoyed this ep. I know this one was hard to swallow because of the depictions. I am almost sure I just lost a good % of my fan base. I would like to care but I can't. Evaless speaks of something I really believe in and when I get this outta me, I'll be a better person for it. That even means if I have to step on some toes. Gomen Nasai. I hope the sex was not too descriptive. I tried to use a poem and imagery. I know that seemed like a great eding for the series but they don't get off THAT easy. Next Ep:"The LAST hope for Salvation, UnderNeath the eyes of GoD. The Beginning of the END is NOW! The fifth child has arrived...and the DEVIL shall eat you SouL.(In Other Words...I Love You!)" Don't worry it's just a title. This is the last episode of the first season of EvaLeSs: Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! 2 children leave the show. The children will be moving on to their junior year of high school, so that means finals. Relationships have changed and nothing will be the same. There is so much happening next ep. that I don't want to tell you too much. It will be a great season finale. Whoever misses this episode is just totally EvaLeSs.